Proof Cards

Description: A black background with white, bold, sans-serif text. The text is arranged in six lines. The first line reads "ENGINEER". The second and fourth lines have hyphens on either side of the text. The lines read: "ENGINEER - I TRY TO - MAKE THINGS IDIOT-PROOF. -BUT THEY- KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS."

Description: Celebrate your love for sourdough baking with this "We Proof At Dawn" funny frog design featuring a baker proudly presenting a fresh artisan loaf. Perfect for home bakers, sourdough starter enthusiasts, bread makers, bakery lovers, and anyone passionate about homemade bread. Whether you're feeding your starter, proofing dough, or baking rustic artisan loaves, this humorous design is a fun way to show your baking obsession.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the words you can leave in white text. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Description: A typography-focused layout featuring the text "ENGINEER I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF But They KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS" in a mix of block and cursive fonts. Two wrench icons flank the word Engineer at the top. The color palette uses alternating shades of orange and beige.

Description: A white graphic on a black background featuring the word "ENGINEER" in large, distressed capital letters. Below it, smaller text reads "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT-PROOF BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS.". At the top, a silhouette of a person in a hard hat with a wrench. At the bottom, two white gear cogs.

Description: Do you text? or are you a Mexican who doesn't text?

Description: A depiction of a skull wearing a pilot's helmet and goggles, centered on a background of radiating lines. Two wrenches are positioned behind and to the sides of the skull. The text "ENGINEER I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS" is displayed prominently.

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Description: Stoic quote by Ancient Roman Caesar Marcus Aurelius for all who wish to improve, and remain calm in adversity. Stoicism is not just a philosophy. Stoicism is a mindset for success. Embrace the ancient wisdom of the philosopher king Marcus Aurelius.

Description: Kings are back

Description: **Living Proof** Uplifting design reflecting faith. Express your belief with a meaningful statement piece. Wear your heart, wear your hope.

Description: Operation Honey Badger Camp Hodl with orange Bitcoin logo. Overall artwork has a distressed finish. Bitcoin Outlaw. © 2022 Reid Walley.

Description: A black background features white text in a distressed, bold, sans-serif font. The text is arranged in five horizontal lines. The top line reads "ENGINEER". The second line says "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS". The third line displays "IDIOT-PROOF". The fourth line states "BUT THEY KEEP". The final line declares "MAKING BETTER IDIOTS". The font has a subtle speckled texture.

Description: A bold white text design on a black background. The text is arranged in multiple lines with dashes separating some segments. It reads: "ENGINEER - I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT-PROOF, - BUT THEY - - KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS".

Description: Bold white text on a black background. The top line reads 'ENGINEER'. The next line states 'I TRY TO MAKE THINGS'. The center reads 'IDIOT-PROOF' in larger font. Below that is 'BUT THEY KEEP ME' with a target symbol in place of the 'O'. The bottom line is 'IDIOTS' in very large font. The style is stark and typographic.

Description: A black background with white text. The word "ENGINEER" is at the top. Below it reads "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS". The largest text says "IDIOT-PROOF", followed by "BUT THEY KEEP MAKING" and "Better" in cursive. The bottom line reads "Better IDIOTS".

Description: A black background with white, distressed text. The text is arranged diagonally and reads: "ENGINEER I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT-PROOF BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS". A gear symbol replaces the 'O' in 'PROOF' and the 'O' in 'BETTER'.

Description: A bold, monochrome text-based composition with white lettering on a black background. The central phrase "IDIOT-PROOF" is larger and more prominent than the surrounding text. Additional phrases include "ENGINEER", "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS", and "BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS".

Description: This design features the empowering phrase "Living Proof That Somehow It Works" in a cool, retro groovy font. It's perfect for anyone who embraces life's challenges with an optimistic spirit and a sense of humor, celebrating that things always find a way to work out. This uplifting and motivational design makes a great gift for friends, family, or anyone who appreciates a positive message and vintage style. Share some good vibes with this unique and encouraging statement.

Description: DD-214 Veteran Proof of Service Military Humor with Distressed American Flag

Description: A white text-based graphic with a silhouette of a person wearing a hard hat and overalls at the top. The text reads "ENGINEER", a wrench symbol, "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS", "IDIOT-PROOF", and "BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS". Two sets of gears are at the bottom corners.

Description: Funny Wife Shirt, My Husband Is Proof I Have Patience Shirt, Sarcastic Marriage Humor Tee, Anniversary Gift for Her

Description: Get your hands on this Drewbacca exclusive design. Wear a conversation piece among envious eyes or give the best gift someone will ever receive! (Ok, maybe not the best, they might have been given a lightsaber or a puppy at some point, but it'll still be pretty cool!)

Description: Guten Tag Y'all

Description: A warning text graphic stating "ENGINEER I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF IDIOT BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER BETTER IDIOTS". It features stylized text, wrenches, and gears, with a segmented banner arching over the top labeled "ENGINEER".

Description: A black background with bold white text at the top reading "WELDER". Below this, smaller white text states "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF". Crossed in the center are two white sword-like objects with flames in red and white at their hilts. Below this, larger white text reads "BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS".

Description: DRAINN LIVING PROOF Shark Skeleton Sun

Description: A motivational and humorous statement layered in white text against a black background. The top line reads 'ENGINEER' in large, distressed block letters. Below it, the phrase 'I TRY TO MAKE THINGS' appears in smaller text. The central focus is 'IDIOT-PROOF' in very large, bold, distressed letters. The bottom portion states 'BUT THEY KEEP MAKING' followed by 'Better Better' in elegant script, and concludes with 'IDIOTS' in distressed block letters, flanked by decorative lines.

Description: A stark black background with white, distressed text arranged in several lines. The text reads "ENGINEER", "I TRY TO MAKE", "THINGS", "IDIOT-PROOF", "BUT THEY KEEP", "MAKING", and "BETTER IDIOTS". This quote humorously expresses the challenges of engineering and dealing with people.

Description: A monochrome text-based composition on a black background. The top line reads "ENGINEER" in large block letters. Below this, it states "I TRY TO MAKE" followed by "Things" in a stylized cursive font. The central phrase "IDIOT-PROOF" is prominently displayed. The bottom section reads "BUT THEY KEEP MAKING" above "Better Better BETTER IDIOTS" in varying font styles.

Description: A stark, monochrome text-based composition. White sans-serif lettering is arranged in multiple lines on a black background. The text reads 'ENGINEER - I TRY TO - MAKE THINGS IDIOT-PROOF - BUT THEY - KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS' in a bold, impactful manner.

Description: A bold graphic with the word "WELDER" at the top. Below, crossed welding tools are shown with flames on either side. The text reads "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS" in prominent lettering.

Description: Recovery From 100 Proof to Living Proof Vintage Sobriety Design

Description: Faithful message art. Simple design with powerful words. A reminder of hope and love.

Description: The MASON JAR MOONSHINE design from Hellwood Outfitters celebrates the iconic mason jar, invented by John Landis Mason in 1858 and a favourite with moonshiners ever since.

Description: A striking composition featuring a skeletal figure with goggles and a helmet, holding wrenches. The text "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed at the top, followed by "I TRY TO MAKE THINGS". Below the skeletal figure, banners read "IDIOT PROOF" and "BUT THEY KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS". The design incorporates gears and mechanical elements, presented in a bold, retro style.