Protocol Cards
Description: Gear up for deep space exploration with this crisp sci-fi vector art emblem tailored for astronautics fans and futuristic adventurers. Built around a tactical survival protocol odyssey theme, it combines orbital aesthetics with military badge elements. Embark on your next survival protocol odyssey with style.
Survival Protocol Odyssey Sci-Fi Badge Astronaut Emblem Card
by PopArtyParty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: When CIA operative Jade Carter is dropped into a city overrun by the undead, her extraction mission becomes a one-woman warzone. With the streets burning and the dead closing in, she has two guns, one mission, and absolutely no time to retreat. A pulpy blend of retro action, exploitation cinema, and apocalyptic horror. If you're a fan of zombie horror, spy thrillers, and B-movie action, then I made this for you!
Afro Spy Woman Zombie Protocol - Retro Cult Action Horror B Movie Card
by FilMate
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stay organized with this sleek daily task protocol checklist, ideal for tactical gamers and night watch enthusiasts. This bold mission watched graphic outlines a complete security protocol for those on duty. Ensure every daily task protocol checklist requirement is checked off with this authoritative mission watched design.
Description: An oversized autumn cable-knit cardigan in rust, sage, and mustard — illustrated in warm line-art — with a washi-taped sticky note pinned to the shoulder reading: "Initiating Sweater Weather Protocol. Do Not Invite Me Anywhere Until Spring." A stoneware mug steams beside it. The official autumn declaration for every introvert who has been waiting since July to activate this setting.
Initiating Sweater Weather Protocol – Funny Introvert Fall Art Print Cozy Season Autumn Gift Card
by Luminari Creations
$5.00 $6.00
Star Trek Lower Decks Breaching Protocol Together Crew Portrait Card
by stephvieteez
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Unleash the ultimate power with the Huntrix: K-Pop Demon Hunters 'Valkyrie Protocol' edition! Featuring Rumi, Zoey, and Mira in their magnificent armored forms, backed by a colossal crystalline mecha angel. Packed with intricate details of glowing sci-fi weapons like the Void Lance, Pink Katana, and Neon Spear. Perfect for fans of epic anime armor, cyberpunk mecha, futuristic k-pop style, fantasy warriors, and high-detail otaku apparel!
Huntrix K-Pop Demon Hunters Valkyrie Protocol Mecha Anime Card
by Gen'z Design
$5.00 $6.00
Star Trek Lower Decks Breaching Protocol Together Crew Portrait Card
by Josedrawkorean
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hilarious look at the unwritten rules of marriage! This funny design features a "Revised Marital Guidelines" clipboard detailing the "Official Apology Protocol: Must Say Sorry. Always." Perfect for husbands with a great sense of humor who know the secret to a happy life. Makes a great gift for anniversaries, newlyweds, or just to get a laugh from your spouse.
The Official Apology Protocol: Must Say Sorry. Always. Funny Marriage Card
by sukhendu.12
$5.00 $6.00
Blue flame protocol blindfold ronin damaged girl techwear Card
by Monster inside
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Mark the end of the shift with this manga comic strip design featuring the 17:00 off duty protocol. Perfect for tradesmen, mechanics, and workers celebrating the daily transition from labor to personal time. A great work humor concept for anyone who counts down until clocking out.
Description: Displays an overloaded pressure gauge tracking stress levels during the first meeting with future in-laws. Hilarious gift for newly engaged couples, future sons or daughters-in-law, and family holiday survival.
Future In-Laws Stress Meter First Meeting Protocol Card
by PopArtyParty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: An intricately detailed cybersecurity design featuring a hooded hacker figure at a laptop. He is surrounded by a swirling datastream of glowing neon blue, purple, and green text, representing a complex network of servers, files, and data nodes. The design includes the prominent text "DATASTREAM CONVERGENCE" and "GRID ACCESS PROTOCOLS v.1.0," along with specific sub-icons and text for "server," "network," "encryption," and "stream." The bottom text reads "FLOW. INTEGRATE. OVERRIDE." Perfect for coders, programmers, cybersecurity experts, ethical hackers, computer science students, and anyone with a passion for tech and the cyberpunk aesthetic. This design is printed on a comfortable heather charcoal tee.
Description: This design humorously explores the survival strategy of the opossum, an animal famous for its unique defensive behavior—playing dead when faced with danger. The illustrated sequence presents the “opossum protocol,” transforming real wildlife instinct into a relatable life philosophy. The accompanying quote connects animal behavior with human experience, suggesting that sometimes the smartest response to chaos is disengagement and strategic disappearance. Opossums rely on stillness and non-reaction rather than confrontation, making them a powerful symbol of emotional boundaries, avoidance of unnecessary conflict, and self-preservation through calm withdrawal.
Description: This design captures the raw intensity and legendary fearlessness of the honey badger, an animal known for its unmatched resilience and refusal to back down. The aggressive stance, sharp claws, and breaking-through motif visually reinforce the idea of unstoppable force meeting any obstacle head-on. The quote aligns perfectly with the honey badger’s real-world reputation—when faced with impossible odds, barriers, or threats, it doesn’t hesitate or strategize cautiously; it simply pushes through. The imagery of a fortified vault and merciless guards contrasts with the animal’s instinctive power, emphasizing that sometimes relentless determination outperforms calculated precision.
Description: A scrapbook-style design of a smartphone with a sticky note listing: "1. Say No. 2. Feel No Guilt About It." Decorated with a floral doodle and coffee mug.
Say No Feel No Guilt About It – Notes App Chic Boundaries To-Do List Phone Design Card
by Luminari Creations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For the late-night programmers, shift workers, and coffee purists. A high-detail, dark cyberpunk-adjacent design showing what happens when you engage system failure.
Caffeine Consumption Protocol | Funny Owl Coffee Addict Humor Card
by Bunmies
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the exact moment the workday ends with the 17:00 Off Duty Protocol design. Structured like an industrial status report, it depicts storing work gloves and unlocking personal time when 5 PM hits. A great gift for blue-collar workers, mechanics, tradesmen, and shift workers.
Description: PRINTER LOAD LETTER – Emergency Protocol A 1990s technical blueprint and emergency safety diagram for corporate burnout. Features step-by-step instructions for dealing with printer errors in true tech support fashion. Perfect funny IT humor and anti-hustle office apparel for anyone who hates office equipment.
Printer Load Letter Emergency Protocol - Office Safety Card Card
by Dionalog
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate traditional Andean wildlife herding traditions with this vicuna heritage emblem graphic depicting the Chaku management protocol. Ideal for nature lovers, South American culture fans, and conservation advocates. A detailed vintage badge graphic.
Chaku Management Protocol Vicuna Andean Wildlife Badge Graphic Card
by PopArtyParty
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Envisions a future where survival begins with transformation. Blending anime-inspired cyberpunk aesthetics with brutalist streetwear graphics, this design features an augmented warrior adorned with traditional-inspired irezumi, industrial typography, tactical HUD interfaces, barcodes, and futuristic techwear elements. A bold fusion of heritage and high technology for fans of cyberpunk, anime, dystopian sci-fi, and modern street fashion.
