Quitting Cards
Description: Wear the burnout with this deadpan tee reading "I STILL WORK, BUT THE LIGHT IN ME HAS GONE." Perfect for tired employees, overworked professionals, and anyone whose spark got quietly clocked out somewhere along the way.
I Still Work, But The Light In Me Has Gone. Card
by Lina Hiba Active
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Wear the burnout with this deadpan tee reading "I STILL WORK, BUT THE LIGHT IN ME HAS GONE." Perfect for tired employees, overworked professionals, and anyone whose spark got quietly clocked out somewhere along the way.
I Still Work, But The Light In Me Has Gone. Card
by Hanida Fahd
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Because apparently the ship's (Corporate America) morale officer has a very limited understanding of personnel management. A pirate-inspired take on the classic dark-humor saying, featuring a weathered skull, crossed bones, red bandana, gold tooth, and distressed lettering. Perfect for pirates, salty sailors, misanthropes, and anyone whose workplace could use a slightly more aggressive morale program...
Management: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves! Card
by Generation Last
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Wear the burnout with this deadpan tee reading "I STILL WORK, BUT THE LIGHT IN ME HAS GONE." Perfect for tired employees, overworked professionals, and anyone whose spark got quietly clocked out somewhere along the way.
I Still Work, But The Light In Me Has Gone. Card
by Hanida Fahd
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Wear the burnout with this deadpan tee reading "I STILL WORK, BUT THE LIGHT IN ME HAS GONE." Perfect for tired employees, overworked professionals, and anyone whose spark got quietly clocked out somewhere along the way.
I Still Work, But The Light In Me Has Gone. Card
by Lina Hiba Active
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retirement design for retirees celebrating their freedom. Perfect for a retirement party or as a for a coworker. Expresses the sentiment I Love You All All But Retirement Calls.
I Love You All All But Retirement Calls Retirement Funny Retiree Card
by Enzo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: POV: you’re quiet quitting but making it loud in your head and this done-with-it Beagle is literally you. The floppy-eared pup with the side-eye is your spirit animal when you’re still showing up but your brain is screaming. quiet quitting but make it loud in my head, gen z quiet quitting, and internal loud quitting — three truths that hit when you’re high-functioning on the outside but fully checked out inside. Whether doomscrolling under the desk or mentally logging off in another meeting, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when your inner monologue wins. Perfect for Gen Z who’s deep in the high-functioning rot but quiet quitting loud in their head.
Quiet Quitting But Make It Loud In My Head Card
by Cutetopia Archive
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Legend Has Retired is a perfect retirement gift for a retiree. This design celebrates leaving work and happy retired life.
The Legend Has Retired Retirement Gift Happy Retiree Celebration Card
by Fiesta of Pets
$5.00 $6.00
Description: 不想上班 — I Don't Want to Work. Same. Every single day. This boldly honest design wears the Chinese phrase 不想上班 so you don't have to say it out loud - because some mornings the coffee isn't enough and the spreadsheets can wait. This is the design for every Monday that felt like a personal attack. For the quiet quitters, the professional procrastinators, the ones counting down to Friday before Tuesday even ends, and anyone who has ever stared at their screen thinking - there has to be more to life than this. The perfect gift for your favorite overworked colleague, the friend who lives for weekends, or honestly just yourself. ✦ Funny office humor design | ✦ Chinese character art | ✦ Burnout relatable graphic
I Dont Want to Work Funny Chinese Character - Office Humor Burnout Relatable Graphic Design Card
by Beauty East
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Survive the daily 9 to 5 grind in style! This funny office humor design features a tired corporate worker wrapped in a massive cozy blanket, clutching a warm cup of coffee. The ultimate relatable graphic for anyone experiencing office burnout, quiet quitting, freezing desk temperatures, or a low social battery. Makes a perfect, sarcastic gift for coworkers, introverts, and coffee lovers trying to make it through the work week.
Corporate Survival - Funny 9 to 5 Office Burnout Card
by ArtLab X
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Attention Emergency Exit" for workplace safety professionals and employees. Ideal for those seeking an emergency escape, a job humor statement, or a warning message.
Attention Emergency Exit Workplace Safety Employee Humor Card
by Choofi daba mezian
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Sketch your exit strategy between meetings and count the days until your alarm clock loses its power. Makes a great gift for burned-out employees and dreamers.
Currently Designing My Freedom | Workplace Humor, Career Escape Quote Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny "I Love My Job Just Kidding I Love Quitting Time" minimalist typography design. This sarcastic corporate life and office humor quote is the perfect apparel for your tired coworker who is always counting down the hours until leaving work.
I Love My Job Just Kidding Quitting Time Funny Office Humor Card
by AldiSuryart
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design celebrates the humorous side of retirement. Featuring the exact text The Legend Has Officially Retired If You Want To Talk You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee, it is ideal for retirees, grandpas, and dads. A perfect retirement gift for anyone enjoying their golden years after quitting work.
The Legend Has Officially Retired If You Want To Talk You'll Be Charged A Consulting Fee Funny Retirement Gift For Retiree Grandpa Dad Card
by SIMPLYSTICKS
$5.00 $6.00
Thanks for not hitting it & quitting it Card
by Illustrated Activist
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you having one of those days where your boss is testing your patience and your patience is already running on empty? This design captures that mood perfectly. Perfect for anyone who dreams of handing in their two weeks notice or just needs a little sarcasm to get through the work week. Wear it to the office if you dare or just keep it for your casual days.
Resignation Humor Quote - Feelin' Cute Might Quit My Job Later. Idk Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Yes I Got Stung No I'm Not Quitting Beekeeping Honey Bee Card
by AnanTouche
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For anyone currently muted on a Zoom call, staring at a mountain of unread emails, or just trying to survive the 9-to-5 grind. This minimalist "Professionally over it" design is the ultimate uniform for corporate burnout, quiet quitting, and workplace fatigue. A hilariously relatable gift for your favorite coworker, work bestie, or yourself as you count down the minutes until 5:00 PM.
Professionally Over It - Funny Sarcastic Office Humor Card
by Crazy Dot Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For anyone currently muted on a Zoom call, staring at a mountain of unread emails, or just trying to survive the 9-to-5 grind. This minimalist "Professionally over it" design is the ultimate uniform for corporate burnout, quiet quitting, and workplace fatigue. A hilariously relatable gift for your favorite coworker, work bestie, or yourself as you count down the minutes until 5:00 PM.
Professionally Over It - Funny Sarcastic Office Humor Card
by Crazy Dot Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate a coworker, employee, or friend's career with "The Legend Has Retired". Perfect for a new retiree leaving work.
The Legend Has Retired Employee Retirement Celebration Retiree Card
by Yor_v_En
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For the coworker whose eyes have been glued to the clock since lunch. This hopeful banana in a loosened tie, jacket over his arm and bag on his shoulder, is ready to bolt: 4:59 and Counting. A funny office design for Secret Santa, work besties, managers, and anyone who has ever watched the last minute of the workday crawl by. From the Banana Guy series.
Funny Office Banana Watching the Clock: 4:59 and Counting Card
by With Pedals
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Not The Worst Employee! A hilariously mediocre and honest design for anyone who shows up, does the bare minimum, and successfully stays off management's radar. Perfect gift for coworkers, desk job survivors, remote workers, quiet quitters, and that one teammate who isn't the best, but definitely isn't the worst either.
Description: "We've done all we can, podcastwise." A Neighborhood Listen classic for when it's time to call it.
Time to Quit – We've Done All We Can, Podcastwise – Neighborhood Listen Card
by Mister Dog Art™ - MisterDogArt.com
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A blunt, tongue-in-cheek parody of classic PSA-style messaging. Bold red brush lettering paired with stark, institutional text creates an official-looking statement that says exactly what it shouldn’t. “B.A.R.E. ___ Minimum.” delivers maximum attitude with minimal effort—perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of doing just enough. Clean, punchy, and unapologetically sarcastic. Great for fans of ironic typography, retro-inspired design, workplace humor, and dry, no-nonsense wit.
