Random Cards
Description: The confession, groovy edition. A pure-typography retro 70s groovy design with the phrase set in wavy dripping groovy caps, stacked and curved with scattered stars and squiggles. Terracotta, warm mustard, dusty sage, and the exact palette of an old kitchen wallpaper that knew what it wanted. For the absurdist girl who commits to a bit, the retro-aesthetic romantic, the friend whose favorite food list starts and ends with one answer. A fun gift for the 70s kitchen nostalgic, the bold condiment-lover, or anyone whose dinner personality is simply and sincerely BUTTER. Melted. Committed. Delicious.
My Favorite Food Is Butter - Retro Groovy Melt Card
by magicmess
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Some things in life just never click. This minimalist deadpan design delivers an absurd confession with complete sincerity, making it perfect for fans of dry humor, surreal comedy, and understated graphic tees. Clean typography lets the joke do all the work.
I Still Don't Fully Understand How Doors Work Card
by TORTAGRAPH
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black backdrop with bold, white, sans-serif text arranged in four lines. The text reads "RANDOM", "SECURITY", "CHECK", and "SURVIVOR". The style is stark and minimalist.
Random Security Check Survivor Bold White Text Card
by FARMERSTYLESS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Official certification for minds that wander to the weirdest places! This 1970s retro badge design features a vintage lightbulb filled with abstract colorful thought confetti framed in deep teal and warm yellow. The ultimate relatable aesthetic for proud daydreamers and creative spirits.
Certified Random Thinker Daydreamer Vintage Badge Card
by Masoki
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This bold and humorous design captures that relatable, slightly gross, but undeniably funny observation about corn. Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, witty sarcasm, and doesn't take life too seriously. Whether you're hanging out with friends or just looking to spark a conversation with your unique sense of style, this piece is sure to get a laugh.
Sarcastic Food Humor - Chewed Up Shit Out Still Intact Must Be Corn Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The design features bold, uppercase green text reading 'I CAMP IN' at the top and 'RANDOM FORESTS' at the bottom, separated by three stylized trees with circular leaves. All elements are rendered in a solid light green color against a black background, creating a high-contrast, minimalist aesthetic.
I CAMP IN RANDOM FORESTS Trees Geometric Card
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A minimalistic, black background composition featuring white text. On the left, the word "ANSWER:" is prominently displayed. To the right, a series of words are listed, including "SIX", "-FORK", "-L", "-PANTS", "-PULSE", and "-P". Below "ANSWER:", the list continues with "SIX", "FORK", "PULSE", "BOOKS", and "RANDOM".
Description: The art style perfectly executes a modern cyber-glitch and industrial chiptune aesthetic. By transforming a fundamental concept in acoustics and electronic synthesis—random audio signals across equal frequencies—into a tangible visual explosion of color and static texture, it completely bypasses standard "soundwave line" merch clichés. It speaks directly to synth geeks, bedroom producers, and signal wave artists, making it a highly marketable, retail-ready crown jewel.
Description: A bold distressed statement for anyone who blurts out strange thoughts and embraces offbeat humor. Great for quirky personalities and awkward social moments.
I Have to Say Weird Stuff or I'll Die Card
by MidnightSilhouettes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Cartoon Digital Collage. No AI. Comic Art by Bob Garland aka BLZ Bob. Digital Artist and published Cartoonist. Each collage has many versions. To see all versions visit comicartbyblzbob.com Digital collages created from a huge pallet of vintage comic covers, hieroglyphs, peeling paint, wood, geometric religious symbolism, spells, insects and a little bit of my own magic.
Description: A monochrome graphic features a cowboy on a bucking horse at the top, with the text "I DID NOT FALL" above it. Below the horse, the text reads "What you shiw was an EQUINE ASSISTED RANDOM GRAVITY CHECK" in a stylized font. The style is bold and graphic.
Cowboy on Horse "I Did Not Fall" "Equine Assisted Random Gravity Check" Card
by david man
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Am A Conduit For Nonsense. Celebrate quirky humor and funny animals with this unique design for those who embrace silliness and have a whimsical personality.
I Am A Conduit For Nonsense Raccoon Chicken Funny Animal Quirky Humor Card
by skull_doodle
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Somewhere beyond the stars, a lone frog sits atop a giant mushroom growing from a floating island, quietly strumming an acoustic guitar as galaxies drift by. This whimsical hand-drawn illustration blends surreal fantasy, indie zine aesthetics, and cosmic wonder into a dreamy black-and-white design. Perfect for lovers of frogs, mushrooms, space art, cottagecore, fantasy, psychedelic imagery, and anyone who appreciates weird, peaceful illustrations with a handmade feel.
Cosmic Frog Guitarist on Floating Mushroom Island Card
by TORTAGRAPH
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Dirt Bike ,Motocross Shirt Dirt Bike Shirt , Dirt Bike T shirt,Vintage motorcycle
I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Dirt Bike ,Motocross Shirt Dirt Bike Shirt , Dirt Bike T shirt,Vintage motorcycle Card
by Love Tree
$5.00 $6.00
I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Roller Skating Card
by Easy-O
$5.00 $6.00
Description: If you've ever been 'randomly selected' at the airport more times than you'd like to admit, this 'Random Security Check Survivor' shirt is for you. Perfect for frequent flyers, travel lovers, and anyone with a sense of humor about modern air travel. Wear it as a badge of honor (and maybe a warning). Makes a hilarious gift for globetrotters, travel addicts, or that friend who always gets stopped by TSA.
Random Security Check Survivor (Black Text Version) Card
by inotyler
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Dirt Bike ,Motocross Shirt Dirt Bike Shirt , Dirt Bike T shirt,Vintage motorcycle
I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Dirt Bike ,Motocross Shirt Dirt Bike Shirt , Dirt Bike T shirt,Vintage motorcycle Card
by Love Tree
$5.00 $6.00
Description: He Deleted The Microwave Inbox Is A Funny Quote For Humor Lovers. This Design Suits Anyone Who Enjoys Internet Memes, Absurd Jokes, And Witty Sayings. Perfect For Expressing A Unique Sense Of Humor.
He Deleted The Microwave Inbox Funny Quote Humor Meme Card
by BlackHook
$5.00 $6.00
🏭The Symbol Factory - R is for 🎲Random Card
by The Symbol Factory
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny design says “Six Seven Bruh” — inspired by the viral 6–7 meme that perfectly captures Gen Alpha humor. A chaotic, silly, and hilarious design for meme lovers, students, teachers, and anyone who gets the joke. Perfect for school outfits, meme collectors, and anyone who loves weirdly funny internet culture. Works great on t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers, and more — a must-have for 67 fans everywhere!
Six Seven Bruh – Funny 6 7 Meme Design for Boys and Girls Card
by ColorLifes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Dirt Bike ,Motocross Shirt Dirt Bike Shirt , Dirt Bike T shirt,Vintage motorcycle
I Don't Crash I Do Random Gravity Checks Dirt Bike ,Motocross Shirt Dirt Bike Shirt , Dirt Bike T shirt,Vintage motorcycle Card
by Love Tree
$5.00 $6.00