Reality Cards
Description: From floating in the clouds to focusing on the coffee in front of you! This 1970s retro badge design features a vintage telescope redirected downward inside a sky blue and burnt orange frame. A humorous design for former daydreamers who have finally come down to earth.
Former Daydreamer Grounded In Reality Vintage Badge Card
by Masoki
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design brings the bizarre and fascinating Opabinia to life, a prehistoric creature famous for its five eyes and otherworldly anatomy. The artwork emphasizes its surreal vision—literally and metaphorically—connecting its multiple lenses to the idea of seeing reality from different perspectives at once. The quote reinforces this concept, suggesting a fragmented world unified through perception and control, symbolized by its distinctive claw. With a clean, modern graphic style and cool-toned palette, the piece blends science, imagination, and philosophy into a visually striking composition. It appeals to those intrigued by ancient life, evolutionary oddities, and the concept of perception beyond human limits.
Description: Dissolve perceptual limits, explore infinite angles, and move in weightless comfort. The Reality Is A Perspective Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt brings multi-dimensional optical art into an effortless daily staple. Centering shifting planes, impossible geometric geometry, and fine-line celestial grids, this tee serves as a lightweight anchor for mindful focus, creative curiosity, and open-ended perspective.
Description: A creatively crafted portrait featuring striking spiky hair and mystical elements like the watchful eye and scattered stars. The inspiring message escape reality and keep going the world will not be soft on you encourages resilience and imagination. Perfect for those who appreciate expressive alternative art and bold typography.
Description: Step into a world of playful focus with this charming gamer cat illustration, featuring a relaxed tabby wearing green headphones and holding a red handheld console surrounded by gaming icons. Perfect for those who love cozy gaming vibes, streaming culture, and digital escapism.
Description: Celebrate the chaotic reality of parenthood with this Sorry Im Late I Have A Kid design. Featuring bold minimalist typography, this artwork captures the relatable exhaustion of every weary parent. Available on high-quality apparel, mugs, and stickers for the school run and daily struggle. Check out our store for more blunt and satirical parenting-themed graphics!
Parenting Reality Sorry Im Late I Have A Kid Quote Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Dream state analysis design featuring a geometric blueprint diagram of a spinning top with dream and reality indicators. Minimalist line art graphic for sci fi fans, physics enthusiasts, and lucid dreaming lovers.
Dream State Analysis Spinning Top Graphic Card
by Thread Paradox
$5.00 $6.00
Description: War Chest Wide Open: $37.5 Billion and Counting in the Iran War Iran War: $37,500,000,000 and counting. Puff Sumo plants a lone soldier on a heap of rubble in front of a giant, faded dollar sign, printed in cracked, distressed black-on-cream stencil style. It is the Pentagon's own cost estimate turned into a poster: the price is huge, the ground is ruined, and the meter is still running. Made for news watchers, political satire fans, budget critics and anyone who wants straight answers about war funding and defense contractors. Gritty street-art look, oversized numbers and an instant conversation starter for the protest, the pub or the group chat. Puff Sumo: follow the dollars, watch the ground.
War Chest Wide Open: $37.5 Billion and Counting in the Iran War Card
by Puff Sumo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Highlights the financial reality that forcing young adults out prematurely shifts wealth upward. Makes a great gift for anyone questioning generational economics.
Dumb Empty Nest Policy, Landlord Profit Plan, 18 Year Old Eviction Notice Card
by Quiet Storm
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your cheerfully puzzled reality with this overlapping typography highlighting a brilliantly intentional misspelling. Whether surviving a confusing lecture hall or styling an everyday streetwear look, this casually bewildered aesthetic lets everyone know exactly where your mental clarity stands. Grab this stylishly confused statement piece right now and proudly wear your honest exhaustion.
Description: Embrace the chaotic, heartwarming charm of Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 with this exclusive graphic tee collection! Inspired by the unique Korean variety show, this collection features 4 distinct designs tailored for both dark and light apparel. Whether you love the bold, statement logo typography or the vivid, scenic illustrations capturing the cozy winter guesthouse vibe, these shirts are a must-have for fans of Kian84’s hilarious hospitality adventures. Made with premium materials for maximum comfort, it's the ultimate way to wear your favorite chaotic variety show everywhere you go.
Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 Official Logo (Light Edition) Card
by cashfish
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A witty and sarcastic solo hiking design poking fun at true crime podcasts and the risks of trekking alone in the wilderness
Solo Hiking High Risk Reward Funny Podcast Joke Card
by Savage Feather Co
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the chaotic, heartwarming charm of Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 with this exclusive graphic tee collection! Inspired by the unique Korean variety show, this collection features 4 distinct designs tailored for both dark and light apparel. Whether you love the bold, statement logo typography or the vivid, scenic illustrations capturing the cozy winter guesthouse vibe, these shirts are a must-have for fans of Kian84’s hilarious hospitality adventures. Made with premium materials for maximum comfort, it's the ultimate way to wear your favorite chaotic variety show everywhere you go.
Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 Official Logo (Dark Edition) Card
by cashfish
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the chaotic, heartwarming charm of Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 with this exclusive graphic tee collection! Inspired by the unique Korean variety show, this collection features 4 distinct designs tailored for both dark and light apparel. Whether you love the bold, statement logo typography or the vivid, scenic illustrations capturing the cozy winter guesthouse vibe, these shirts are a must-have for fans of Kian84’s hilarious hospitality adventures. Made with premium materials for maximum comfort, it's the ultimate way to wear your favorite chaotic variety show everywhere you go.
Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 Winter Guesthouse Scenery Card
by cashfish
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the chaotic, heartwarming charm of Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 with this exclusive graphic tee collection! Inspired by the unique Korean variety show, this collection features 4 distinct designs tailored for both dark and light apparel. Whether you love the bold, statement logo typography or the vivid, scenic illustrations capturing the cozy winter guesthouse vibe, these shirts are a must-have for fans of Kian84’s hilarious hospitality adventures. Made with premium materials for maximum comfort, it's the ultimate way to wear your favorite chaotic variety show everywhere you go.
Kian's Bizarre B&B Season 2 Winter Guesthouse Scenery (Dark Edition) Card
by cashfish
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Channel your playfully unfocused energy with this realistic animal illustration highlighting the ultimate canine distraction. Perfect for a weekend pet park visit or casual dog walking, this bold aesthetic captures the true reality of a neurodivergent animal lover. Add this striking everyday apparel to your cart right now and wear your easily distracted nature with pride.
Attention Deficit Dog Lover Jack Russell Illustration Card
by Mood n Mirth
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold Los Angeles streetwear collage featuring a stylish man surrounded by Downtown LA architecture, Broadway signage, colorful flowers, playful bees, comic-style doodles, palm trees, and West Coast city energy. A vibrant fusion of urban fashion, sneaker culture, California lifestyle, and modern travel art.
Los Angeles Streetwear Downtown LA Urban Collage Card
by Boogie's NW Supplies
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Did you earn your degree in an alternate universe? Show off your interdimensional intellect with this vintage Multiversity Alumni crest. Featuring sci-fi elements, DNA helixes, and the witty quote 'P.H.D. J.S.D. (Acquired In Other Timelines)', this retro collegiate design is the perfect aesthetic for quantum physics nerds, time travelers, comic book fans, and science fiction geeks.
Multiversity Alumni Acquired In Other Timelines Card
by VirtuosoFloHouse
$5.00 $6.00