Resolution Cards
Description: Well, at least I tried for a week! This hilarious and highly relatable vintage-inspired illustration features a lazy retro calendar character slouched on a sofa, eating a slice of pizza straight out of the box with January 7th circled, completed with bold typography reading "RESOLUTION FAIL". Masterfully crafted in the iconic 1930s rubber-hose cartoon aesthetic with classic halftone dot shading, this funny design is a must-have for New Year's resolution jokes, pizza lovers, couch potatoes, procrastinators, sarcastic humor fans, fitness jokes, and lovers of retro aesthetic. A high-contrast, legendary gift for New Year's Eve, January fresh starts, birthdays, Christmas, or funny everyday streetwear!
Resolution Fail Funny New Year Calendar Pizza Couch Retro 1930s Cartoon Card
by Yaymertch
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A witty gaming-themed design featuring a detailed retro video game controller at the center of an ornate circular achievement badge. The bold "PROUD OWNER OF A" headline pairs with the playful "HIGH-PIXEL" and "LOW-RESOLUTION LIFESTYLE" lettering, creating a humorous tribute to video game enthusiasts and their love of gaming. The controller's familiar buttons, directional pad, analog controls, and connecting cable are illustrated in a distressed vintage style, with a cream, teal, navy, and red color palette. Decorative typography, a scalloped badge border, and retro textures complete the artwork. Perfect for console gamers, retro gaming fans, video game collectors, gaming enthusiasts, and anyone who enjoys nostalgic gaming humor.
Proud Owner of a – High-Pixel, Low-Resolution Lifestyle Card
by ShatteredZ
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design expresses the ongoing hope for a successful year. Featuring the relatable journey through 2016 Will Be My Year, 2017 Will Be My Year, 2018 Will Be My Year, 2019 Will Be My Year, 2020 Will Be My Year, 2021 Will Be My Year, 2022 Will Be My Year, 2023 Will Be My Year, 2024 Will Be My Year, 2025 Will Be My Year, 2026 Will Be My Year, and finally 2027 Will Be My Year. Ideal for New Year resolution enthusiasts, goal setters, and optimists embracing humor and perseverance for personal growth.
2027 Will Be My Year New Year Resolution Humor Optimism Card
by Dolarsawael
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Start the year with a laugh using this hilarious design! If breaking goals is your tradition, this is for you. An amazing choice for your tired brother or a humorous gag for your busy sister. Get ready to snooze through the midnight celebrations!
Funny Resolution Fail Graphic Design Style OCT-504 Card
by MUNIB
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get ready for a fresh start! Whether you are celebrating the Class of 2026, setting big New Year's resolutions, or transforming your life, this bold "New Me In 2026" typography design is the perfect motivation. Features a stylish retro-script look with dynamic swooshes and sparkles.
Description: A rumpled bed and half-finished water glass sit beside a sticky note listing 2027 resolutions: drink water, avoid drama, lower expectations. Dry, honest, and refreshingly unambitious, this design speaks for anyone just trying to survive the new year.
Low-Bar Resolution Design – Notes App Chic New Year Art Card
by Luminari Creations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Basil Wolverton (July 9, 1909 – December 31, 1978) was an American cartoonist and illustrator known for his intricately detailed grotesques of bizarre or misshapen people. Wolverton was described as "Producer of Preposterous Pictures of Peculiar People who Prowl this Perplexing Planet."
Description: Planning for the future is hard, but laughing is easy! This minimalist text design is great for anyone who struggles with commitments. Grab this awesome graphic as a fun gift for your dad's holiday event or a cool birthday treat for your mom.
Bad Resolution Plan For Next Year Goal Idea OCT-499 Card
by MUNIB
$5.00 $6.00
Description: • Kick off the new year with a dose of realistic workplace humor with this premium 'New Year, Same Hustle (Unfortunately)' design. Styled in a clean modern aesthetic featuring a cute vintage telephone mascot wearing a winter sleeping hat and holding a tired alarm clock with a yellow 'Still Tired' luggage tag, this funny corporate burnout and new year resolution sarcasm quote is perfect for employees and co-workers. Ideal as a trendy laptop sticker, funny office magnet, or a sarcastic graphic t-shirt gift.
Description: Get ready for the funniest New Year ever! This bold black and white typography design is the perfect sarcastic present. It makes an excellent gift for your brother's holiday party or a funny surprise for your sister's birthday celebration.
Sarcastic Resolution Plan For New Year Day OCT-498 Card
by MUNIB
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Modern Lovers were an American rock band led by Jonathan Richman in the 1970s and 1980s. The original band existed from 1970 to 1974 but their recordings were not released until 1976 or later. It featured Richman and bassist Ernie Brooks with drummer David Robinson (later of The Cars) and keyboardist Jerry Harrison (later of Talking Heads). The sound of the band owed a great deal to the influence of the Velvet Underground and the Stooges,
Description: A succinct call to action that encourages selecting harmony over conflict. This straightforward message serves as a daily reminder to prioritize calmness, understanding, and compassion in every decision. It embodies a philosophy of intentional non-violence and emotional balance.
Life Behind Bars - Lifting Weights New Years Resolution Card
by PozureTees108
$5.00 $6.00
Description: An unmade bed, coffee cup, and taped sticky note list three tiny 2027 goals: survive, avoid the internet, and take more naps. Soft, scrappy, and painfully relatable, this design celebrates lowering the bar instead of burning out.
Resolution Drop 2027 Goals Design – Anti Hustle Notes Art Card
by Luminari Creations
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black and white flowchart illustrating the "6 Stages of Debugging." The stages are listed sequentially with brief descriptions: 1. Denial, 2. Anger, 3. Bargaining, 4. Depression, 5. Acceptance, and 6. Resolution. Arrows connect the stages, guiding the viewer through the debugging process.
Description: January is just another month. — calm serif, the period a tiny barbell. Understated motivation for people who train in every month equally.
January Is Just Another Month Consistent Training Design Card
by YS96
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Features a hilarious text-based design listing consecutive years in a continuous cycle of procrastination. For fans of internet culture and ironic humor. A great New Year, Birthday, or Christmas gag gift.
2016 Will Be My Year 2017 Will Be My Year 2026 Will Be My Year Card
by helenlutz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: My New Year's Resolution is To Drown The Patriarchy.. Funny Saying Sarcastic New Year Resolution
My New Year's Resolution is To Drown The Patriarchy.. Funny Saying Sarcastic New Year Resolution Card
by kdpdesigns
$5.00 $6.00