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Never Forget Planet Pluto Card

Description: Vintage We Will Never Forget Planet Pluto 1930 - 2006 with Retro Rainbow Design Funny Design for Space & Science geeks.

Tags: colorful, galaxy, geeks, nerds, planets

Never Forget Planet Pluto Card

by Etopix

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I Just Need To Be Dramatic Lazy Unicorn Gift Card

Description: This funny cute t-shirt is the perfect gift for who loves unicorns. To a lazy friend, mom, girlfriend, boyfriend, best friend. Featuring the phrase I Just Need To Be Dramatic. This product is perfect to wear on Birthdays, Holidays, Parties, or just staying in home with his cat or dog. Have a variety of products such as t-shirts, hoodies, masks and much more.

Tags: animal, colorful, colors, cute, lazy

I Just Need To Be Dramatic Lazy Unicorn Gift Card

by eduely

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Funny Card
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Description: Funny

Tags: activism, anti government, democratic values, election 2024, liberal designs

Funny Card

by BlackMeme94

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Some Words on a Shirt – Funny Minimalist Irony T-Shirt Card
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Description: “Some Words on a Shirt” — a perfect mix of irony and simplicity. This design makes fun of every generic text tee ever made, turning it into a statement of its own. Clean gothic typography meets dry humor — great for those who love minimal design, sarcasm, and meta jokes.

Tags: cute, funny, funny gift, funny sarcasm, funny slogan

Some Words on a Shirt – Funny Minimalist Irony T-Shirt Card

by WR

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Funny How? Card
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Description: Funny How Joe Pesci

Tags: goodfellas, goodfellas quote, joe pesci, joe pesci goodfellas, mafia

Funny How? Card

by Sally Honey

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Kawaii Dumpster Fire. Hot Trash Card

Description: Love kawaii? Then why not treat yourself to this bright, colourful and cheerful design!

Tags: 2020, cute, funny, japan, kawaii

Kawaii Dumpster Fire. Hot Trash Card

by bolincradleyart

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Women of a Certain Rage Floral Typography Card

Description: A cute design of the funny phrase women of a certain rage, in the center of a floral garland.

Tags: ellenhenryart, floral, funny, funny quotes, funny sarcastic

Women of a Certain Rage Floral Typography Card

by ellenhenryart

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It Means Friendship In Chinese Card
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Description: It Means Friendship In Chinese

Tags: funny, it means friendship in chinese, sarcasm, sarcastic

It Means Friendship In Chinese Card

by Wilwilcox

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Cute Dumpster Fire Card

Description: I'm a dumpster fire and I'm fine. Everything is fine. Don't worry about me.

Tags: cute, dont worry, dumpster, fire, funny

Cute Dumpster Fire Card

by Pufahl

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Things We Did Built This City Shot The Sheriff Start Funny Card
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Description: Things We Did Built This City Shot The Sheriff Things We Didn't Do Start The Fire Shoot The Dupety Things We Want To Do Break Free Know What Love Is Tee Apparels for Men, Women, Mother, Father, Mom, Dad, Daughter, Son, Sister, Brother. Great design graphic tee gifts for birthdays, mother's day, father's day, christmas, anniversaries, seminars, meetings, outdoor activities.

Tags: built this city shot the sheriff, funny gift, funny quote, funny sarcasm, gift

Things We Did Built This City Shot The Sheriff Start Funny Card

by VOILA

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Sprinkles Card
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Description: A funny illustration that features a bottle of colourful sprinkles sneezing sprinkles onto a chocolate donut. A get-well message to bring cheer.

Tags: baking, dessert, donut, food, fun

Sprinkles Card

by milkyprint

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Ding Dong Your Opinion Is Wrong Card
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Description: Ding Dong Your Opinion Is Wrong T-Shirt. Meme Bell Shirt for internet meme lovers and ding dong your opinion is wrong fans everywhere. Original Ding Dong Your Opinion Is Wrong Shirt Design featuring classic bell meme ding dong artwork.

Tags: bell, ring, your opinion is wrong, ding dong your opinion is wrong meme, ring for attention

Ding Dong Your Opinion Is Wrong Card

by Yipptee

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Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. Card

Description: Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Tags: anxiety, anxious, awkward, introvert, late

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come. Card

by martinclemmons

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Queenager noun Card
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Description: As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special.

Tags: age humor, funny slogan, older women, queenager

Queenager noun Card

by mardeliyyaxx

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dumpster-fire-response-team Card

Description: dumpster-fire-response-team

Tags: dumpster, dumpster fire, dumpster fire response team funny, dumpster fire response team gift, dumpster fire response team raccoon

dumpster-fire-response-team Card

by VOILA

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Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler Card
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Description: Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler

Tags: geek, humour, retro, vintage, tp loves

Don't hate me just because I'm a little cooler Card

by Noerhalimah

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I Don't Work Here Card

Description: This is the original handwritten "I don't work here" design that has inspired many imitations. I Don't Work Here, funny quotes by ellenhenryart. Handwritten in very peri periwinkle colored text. In case anyone asks.

Tags: ellenhenry, ellenhenryart, funny, funny quotes, funny work

I Don't Work Here Card

by ellenhenryart

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ELECTRICITY KILLS Card
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Description: REMEMBER KIDS! Electricity will KILL YOU!

Tags: electric, electricity, midcentury, mid century, retro

ELECTRICITY KILLS Card

by Krobilad

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Ew People Funny Gifts Card
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Description: Introducing our 'Ew People' design – a humorous masterpiece tailor-made for introverts who appreciate the art of solitude and a good laugh! This design effortlessly captures the essence of introversion, blending keywords like 'introvert humor,' 'people aversion,' 'sarcasm,' and 'antisocial charm.' Embrace your inner introvert with a touch of wit, as this design becomes a quirky statement piece for your wardrobe. Perfect for those who find solace in the company of themselves, this creation celebrates the joy of 'me time' with a dash of playful disdain for the social scene. Elevate your style and let your clothing speak volumes about your introverted tendencies.

Tags: cat funny, ew, ew people cat, ew people funny, ew people meowy

Ew People Funny Gifts Card

by Crea8Expressions

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I May Have A Touch Of The Tism Card
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Description: I May Have A Touch Of The Tism

Tags: autism, autism awareness, frog, have, i may

I May Have A Touch Of The Tism Card

by RansomBergnaum

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Huh? Typography Card
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Description: Huh? A fun pop art typography in green and red!

Tags: comic, cartoon, halftone dots, what, text

Huh? Typography Card

by Laugh Out Loud

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Dumpster Fire Response Team Card
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Description: This "Dumpster Fire Response Team" design! Featuring a cute, smiling dumpster on fire with vibrant colors, this design is perfect for anyone who loves quirky humor, kawaii graphics, and embracing life's unpredictable moments.

Tags: cute, dumpster, dumpster fire, fire, funny

Dumpster Fire Response Team Card

by NQArtist

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Touch My Beard & Tell Me I'm Pretty Monkey Card

Description: Touch My Beard & Tell Me I'm Pretty Monkey T-shirt.

Tags: beard, beard gang, beard humor, beard lover, bearded

Touch My Beard & Tell Me I'm Pretty Monkey Card

by Artgrarisstudio

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Down for Whatever Card
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Description: Down for Whatever....within reason

Tags: parent, meme, whatever, humor, dadjokes

Down for Whatever Card

by Gsweathers

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Social media profile Card
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Description: Profile vs Real picture, what you see on social media and real life can be very different

Tags: cute, facebook, fast food, food, fries

Social media profile Card

by milkyprint

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It's Fine I'm Fine Everythings Fine Dumpster Fire Card
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Description: It's Fine I'm Fine Everythings Fine Dumpster Fire Funny saying

Tags: cute, dumpster, dumpster fire, fire, funny

It's Fine I'm Fine Everythings Fine Dumpster Fire Card

by NQArtist

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It Is What It Is Funny Typography Card

Description: A funny typography design in white text of the phrase it is what it is. Word on a shirt. Looks best on classic black and other strong colors.

Tags: ellenhenryart, funny, funny meme, funny quotes, geek humor

It Is What It Is Funny Typography Card

by ellenhenryart

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Attempted Murder Card
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Description: Nice try.

Tags: humor, dad joke, birds, funny quote, dad

Attempted Murder Card

by kg07_shirts

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Death of Patriarchy Card

Description: Make sure grass will remain green from the blood of patriarchy and it's corpse will serve as compost for plants

Tags: dark art, engraving art, equality, fdbones, feminism

Death of Patriarchy Card

by FDbones

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Well, Bye Card
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Description: If you can't quote this movie.. well, bye

Tags: pop culture, tombstone, well, mexicans, cowboys

Well, Bye Card

by HeyRockee

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No Balance Card
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Description: The no balance running shirt exemplifies athletic achievement! Available with a white logo for dark colors also with a female runner. And don't forget to check on the baby onesie!

Tags: 10k, 5k, fit, funny running quote, marathon

No Balance Card

by theshirts

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Taste the Biscuit Card
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Description: Taste the goodness of the biscuit.

Tags: biscuit, bojangles, breakfast, food, foodie

Taste the Biscuit Card

by FriendGate

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Everything Is Fine Card

Description: Everything Is Fine Dog Drinking Coffee Burning Meme

Tags: burning meme, dog drinking coffee, im fine, its fine, its fine im fine everything is fine

Everything Is Fine Card

by Zonix Graffiti

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Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Card
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Description: Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting

Tags: popular

Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Card

by RedYolk

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Funny Dumpster Fire Anxiety Humor Mental Health Card

Description: Funny Dumpster Fire Anxiety Humor Mental Health

Tags: anxiety, anxious, cute, dumpster, dumpster diving

Funny Dumpster Fire Anxiety Humor Mental Health Card

by Visual Vibes

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Woodwork For Kids Card
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Description: Design and build all sorts of neat projects with this tool and lumber kit!

Tags: 70s, 80s, builder, carpenter, coffin

Woodwork For Kids Card

by Steven Rhodes

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Shop funny saying cards featuring witty phrases, one-liners, sarcasm, relatable jokes and original text-based designs. Explore designs that range from short one-liners and punchy typography to relatable phrases and playful word combinations. The collection supports different tastes while keeping the page focused on funny saying cards and closely related graphic styles. Browse themes including: short one-liners and punchy typography; sarcasm and dry humor; work, hobbies and everyday-life jokes; relatable phrases and playful word combinations; Text-forward cards work best when the phrase, tone and typography fit the person wearing it, so compare wording and design treatment before choosing. When comparing designs, start with the main visual idea, then narrow by illustration style, typography, color palette and how bold or subtle you want the graphic to feel. Exact product options can vary by design, so review the individual listing for current availability. Browse funny saying cards to compare original artwork, humor, visual style and current product options across individual listings.

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