Scratch Cards
EVERYTHING I’VE EVER LET GO OF HAS CLAW MARKS ON IT Card
by THE COSMIC TRADINGPOST
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: What? Black Knight: None shall pass. King Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. Black Knight: Then you shall die. King Arthur: I command you, as King of the Britons, to stand aside! Black Knight: I move for no man. King Arthur: So be it! [rounds of melee, with Arthur cutting off the left arm of the black knight.] King Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Black Knight: Tis but a scratch. King Arthur: A scratch?! Your arm's off! Black Knight: No it isn't. King Arthur: Well what's that then? [Pointing to the knight's arm lying on the ground.] Black Knight: I've had worse. King Arthur: You liar! Black Knight: Come on then, you pansy!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail - Black Knight Card
by Black Snow Comics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design features the humorous quote "I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me. Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is." Perfect for those who love funny sayings, relatable life quotes, and self-deprecating humor. Ideal for men and women with a witty personality.
Description: This Monty Python and the Holy Grail peasant, Dennis, mocks King Arthur and his basis for a system of government.
Holy Grail Peasant Mocks Arthur's System of Government Card
by Slightly Unhinged
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Card
by uikteraa
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Are you looking for a matching design? Then you should buy this outstanding design! People will love this cool design. Great design for your mother, father, grandfather, grandmother, uncle, aunt, sister or brother.
I'm Pretty Sure I Was The Total Package Once, But Shipping And Handling Damaged Me Now I'm A Scratch-And-Dent Item, Sold As-Is Card
by uikteraa
$5.00 $6.00
