Selective Cards
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Cool Cat I'm Not Anti Social I'm Socially Selective Card
by Alema Art
$5.00 $6.00
I am a Cat whisperer unfortunately my cat has selective hearing Card
by catees93
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This funny sarcastic saying 'I Have Selective Hearing You Weren't Selected Today' is a great gift for birthdays and holidays like Christmas. The vintage retro style makes it a unique and humorous gift for dad, brother, mom, sister, or uncle. Perfect for those who love funny quotes and sarcastic humor.
Vintage Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Saying Gift for Dad Mom Brother Sister Card
by Ridre Cognize
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Have Selective Hearing You Weren't funny sarcasm sarcastic quote sayings. I have selective hearing. Sorry you weren’t selected today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either
I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren't Card
by Gabriel Official
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I have selective hearing i'm sorry you were not selected funny sayings typography design is available on t-shirts, wall art, sweatshirts, phone cases, tank tops, pillows, hoodies, tapestries, notebooks, stickers, and more.
I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected - Funny Sayings Card
by Textee Store
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny audiologist definition design for anyone who deals with selective hearing—or helps others hear better. Perfect for audiologists, hearing specialists, and humor lovers.
I’m Here Because You Can’t Blame Selective Hearing Forever - White print Card
by Texevod
$5.00 $6.00
I'M Not Rude I'M Just Selectively Nice You Weren'T Selected Card
by LHORNO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny cat sarcasm humor saying with a cat drawing holding a coffee outfits for cat dad, cat mom, cat lovers. This funny cat tee will make a good impression at work or school
I Have Selective Hearing You Werent Selected Cat Card
by NQArtist
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Lazy is a strong word I prefer to call it selective participation..Sloth funny gift
Lazy is a strong word I prefer to call it selective participation..Sloth funny gift Card
by DODG99
$5.00 $6.00
Funny Selective Hearing Snapping Turtle sarcastic pet Lover Card
by Retroku Studio
$5.00 $6.00
I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Weren't Selected Today Sarcastic Humor Card
by 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Tylenol Babies: Selective Outrage — A stark blackletter warning slams against a white backdrop: “If Tylenol is bad for children, wait ’til you hear about Assault Rifles.” The gothic weight of the font carries history’s gravitas, framing a bitter truth—America frets over phantom risks while ignoring the epidemic of gun violence. The Tylenol scare becomes a diversion, a politicized scapegoat, while assault rifles—responsible for countless child deaths—remain protected and glorified. It’s not design for aesthetics, but resistance: a poster, a protest, a mirror held to America’s selective outrage.
I Have Selective Hearing You Weren't Selected Today Vintage Card
by Vcormier
$5.00 $6.00
Funny Quote “I’m Not Shy I’m Selective” for Introverts Card
by Fya Mode
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny definition design highlighting the life of a hearing specialist. Perfect for audiology pros who love humor.
Audiologist - Funny Selective Hearing Treater - Black Print Card
by Texevod
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny design celebrating audiologists as the saviors of sound. Perfect for anyone in the hearing profession.
Audiologist - Funny Selective Hearing Treater - White Print Card
by Texevod
$5.00 $6.00
Sloth Lazy is A Very Strong Word I Like to Call It Selective Card
by Jordi Kieft
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Finally, a shirt that accurately describes your unique skill set. This hilarious design redefines productivity with the quote: "I'm A Multitasker: I Can Listen, Ignore & Forget All At The Same Time." It is the perfect graphic for anyone with selective hearing, a short attention span, or just a healthy dose of sarcasm. Whether you are a husband accused of never listening, a teenager zoning out, or a coworker surviving another boring meeting, this design speaks the truth so you don't have to.
I'm A Multitasker - Funny Sarcastic Listen Ignore & Forget Card
by UrbanLifeApparel
$5.00 $6.00
Selective Mutism Awareness Ribbon Teal Sunflower Ribbon Card
by SulTTan
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny design, have a laugh and spread good vibes with this “I Was Social Distancing Before It Was Cool” design
I Was Social Distancing Before It Was Cool Card
by Nirvanax Studio
$5.00 $6.00
I Have Selective Hearing Sorry You Were Not Selected Card
by Carle desing
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace your introverted side with our "I'm Not Anti-Social: Retro-Inspired Funny Bigfoot Silhouette Design" design. With the caption 'I'm Not Anti-Social, I'm Socially Selective' this unique and sarcastic design perfectly captures your preference for solitude. Whether you're an introvert, a fan of Sasquatch, or just love a touch of humor, this design is for you. It makes a great Christmas present or birthday gift for introverts who appreciate a bit of sass. The legendary Bigfoot, also known as the Yeti, adds a touch of mystery to this design. Express your need for personal space and enjoy the quiet moments with this anti-social statement piece. Leave me alone, I'm selectively social.
I'm Not Anti-Social: Retro-Inspired Funny Bigfoot Silhouette Design Card
by TwistedCharm
$5.00 $6.00
Description: I Have Selective Hearing You weren't Selected Today Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either Perfect for those who love dry humor, witty comebacks, and funny sayings.
I Have Selective Hearing, You Weren't Selected Funny Humor Card
by Jsimo Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Humorous design featuring the phrase “I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected.” Perfect for anyone with a playful attitude and a sharp sense of humor.
I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected Card
by FluxStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The Old Mississippi Bridge at Vicksburg by Debra Martz We were traveling westbound on the Vicksburg Bridge on I- 20/Hwy 80 across the Mississippi River between Delta, Louisiana and Vicksburg, Mississippi. Running parallel with it is the Vicksburg Old Highway 80 Bridge built in 1930, a one-of-a-kind, where highway and railroad tracks run side by side through the truss structure. The old bridge is listed in the National Register of Historic Places. We've traveled this route many times over the years, so I was planning to get a picture of the high point of the old bridge where the USA flag flies and the Louisiana state line sign is posted on the newer bridge.
Description: Elevate your mindset with the 'Eagle Focus - Above the Fray' design, boldly stating 'Eagles don't catch flies.' This design symbolizes the importance of aiming high and not getting distracted by the trivial. A perfect emblem for those who prioritize their goals and soar above the small stuff.
Sarcastic I Have Selective Hearing Chihuahua Lover Card
by Colton Leger
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Delve into the captivating world of 'Kimetsu no Yaiba' with our portrayal of Tanjiro Kamado. While the artwork captures Tanjiro in a dramatic grayscale, selective color accents on his iconic forehead scar, intense eyes, Hanafuda earrings, and the checkered pattern of his clothing make the character come alive. Framed against a two-toned backdrop, this design stands as a testimony to Tanjiro's undying spirit and determination. As with all 'ikigaisekai' (生きがい世界) creations, it strikes the perfect balance between subtlety and expressive artistry."
Description: Know someone who is always sarcastic? this tee will be perfect for anybody who has attitude and sass to wear "I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected" Funny Attitude tee For Men, Women, ideal for people who don't listen, Anti nagging tee.
I Have Selective Hearing I'm Sorry You Were Not Selected Card
by Jsimo Designs
$5.00 $6.00
Funny I Have Selective Hearing You Werent Selected Cat Humor Card
by Emvaluna
$5.00 $6.00