Self Control Cards
Description: Everyone who enjoys designs with hilarious or encouraging phrases should wear this “ Do Not Invite Me To Afters I Have No Self Control” You should definitely add this to your wardrobe. Buy for your neighbor, wife, girlfriend, spouse, boyfriend, son, or any of the aforementioned! Great present for Christmas, birthdays, anniversaries, and other events…
Description: "Do Not Invite Me To Afters I Have No Self Control" is the perfect party warning for the wild at heart. A hilarious nod to those unforgettable nights that should’ve ended hours ago but didn’t.
Do Not Invite Me To Afters I Have No Self Control Funny Party Card
by Sanzavero
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For the silent heroes of self-restraint. This minimalist design features the relatable quote, "i don't get enough credit for the things i manage not to say." A perfect gift for introverts, coworkers with a sense of humor, or anyone who knows the struggle of biting their tongue in the name of peace.
I Don't Get Enough Credit - Sarcastic Introvert Credit - Witty Relatable Quote Card
by UrbanLifeApparel
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This hilarious “Don’t Talk To Me I Need To Chart And Have No Self Control” design is perfect for nurses, RNs, and medical staff who live the charting grind. Ideal for adding humor to long shifts, late nights, and coffee-fueled days. Great gift for nurse friends, coworkers, or healthcare heroes who appreciate sarcastic quotes and relatable humor. Wear it to work, nursing school, or anytime you want to warn people to back off while you focus on patient notes.
Don't Talk To Me I Need To Chart And Have No Self Control Card
by FluxStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: For the silent heroes of self-restraint. This minimalist design features the relatable quote, "i don't get enough credit for the things i manage not to say." A perfect gift for introverts, coworkers with a sense of humor, or anyone who knows the struggle of biting their tongue in the name of peace.
Things I don't Say - Sarcastic Introvert Credit - Witty Relatable Quote Card
by UrbanLifeApparel
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Your Own Self Is Your Master; Who Else Could Be? With Yourself Well Controlled, You Gain A Master Very Hard To Find. Quote design for Buddha lovers and people that are interested in the ways of the Buddhism.
Your Own Self Is Your Master; Who Else Could Be? With Yourself Well Controlled, You Gain A Master Very Hard To Find. Card
by BuddhaWay
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A sarcastic and edgy design for cooks with a sharp sense of humor. Perfect for chefs, foodies, and anyone who’s mastered the art of holding back.
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Self Control Card
by MaddoxCreative
$5.00 $6.00
Description: True strength begins in the mind. This minimalist yet striking design speaks to the soul of every calisthenics warrior. It’s more than a workout—it’s a lifestyle rooted in mental discipline, body control, and street-born resilience. Perfect for mindful athletes who see their training as a form of meditation and self-mastery.
Control the Body, Master the Mind – Street Workout Discipline Design Card
by MidoriDRIP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a standard warning sign that states "Smashing equipment may lead to further malfunction" with a silhouette of a person hitting a laptop with a hammer. Great humor for the office or an electronics repair shop.
Funny Warning Sign: Smashing Equipment Malfunction Card
by Caregiverology
$5.00 $6.00
Gun Safety Rule Don't Piss Of The Girl Holding The Gun Card
by Mooktiva
$5.00 $6.00
