Self Control Cards
Description: This humorous cooking design features the quote I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Have Self Control. Perfect for chefs, cooks, bakers, and foodies who appreciate dark humor and sarcasm in the kitchen. Great gift for culinary professionals or home cooks.
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes, I Have Self Control Funny Chef Cooking Sarcasm Humor Card
by Fatimora-shirts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stoic and self control related graphic suitable for you or that special loved one that the design speaks to. Get this thoughtful design on your favorite product now.
If You Are Easily Offended, You Are Easily Manipulated (6) - Wisdom Card
by VectorArtistPro
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Khud Par Qaboo Pao means master yourself. This elegant typography is for disciplined minds in the USA, London, Canada, and Dubai. For Pakistani, Indian, Bangladeshi people who believe in self control and focus. Minimal design makes it an evergreen bestseller. A perfect gift for gym lovers, students, and anyone building discipline.
Khud Par Qaboo Pao Self Control Quote USA London Canada Dubai South Asian Card
by ArtistryZoo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A humorous graphic with four icons showing a skull and crossbones (Production Deployment), person at a laptop (Merge Conflicts), flames (Stories Rolling Over), and crosshairs (Scope Creep) above the phrase "Please don't talk to me. *Unless you brought coffee". Below that is the phrase "I HAVE ZERO SELF-CONTROL AND WILL WITH YOU FOR HOURS AND NOT GET ANY WORK DONE". Under that is a paragraph of text under the heading "Potential discussion topics".
Please don't talk to me unless you brought coffee Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Buy "I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes Yes I Have Self Control" now! Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Splinter Vision" for more designs and style options.
I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes Yes I Have Self Control Card
by Splinter Vision
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Buy "I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes Yes I Have Self Control" now! Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Splinter Vision" for more designs and style options.
I've Cooked for People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes Yes I Have Self Control Card
by Splinter Vision
$5.00 $6.00
When I Feel Like Saying It But The Holy Spirit Be Like Funny Duck Card
by Goblin Riot Club
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stay focused and master your mindset with this bold "Keep Your Emotions in Check" motivational typography design. Perfect for entrepreneurs, leaders, athletes, students, and anyone committed to self-improvement, emotional intelligence, discipline, and personal growth. A powerful inspirational statement that promotes mental strength, resilience, self-control, and a success-driven mindset. Great for t-shirts, stickers, hoodies, notebooks, and gifts for motivation lovers.
Emotional Control Matters – Keep Your Emotions in Check Motivational Quote Shirt Card
by Drimi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Three lines of bold, distressed block lettering on a black background. The top line reads 'DON'T TALK TO ME' in red. The middle line reads 'I NEED TO CHART' in yellow. The bottom line reads 'AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL' in teal.
DON'T TALK TO ME I NEED TO CHART AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL Card
by GRAPHIC CHARCOAL DARK
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This retro-style composition features bold, bubbly text overlaying a black background. The phrases 'DON'T TALK TO ME', 'I NEED TO CHART', and 'AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL' are presented in large, colorful letters. Interspersed are dental-related elements: a toothbrush, syringes, teeth, a dental tool, and a pill bottle.
DON'T TALK TO ME I NEED TO CHART AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL Retro Dental Card
by Remisova illustrator
$5.00 $6.00
Fruit Of The Spirit Galatians 5 22 23 Collage Fruit Card
by Quirky Monster Parade
$5.00 $6.00
I've Cooked For People I Should Have Poisoned So Yes I Do Have self control Card
by VOILA
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Express your relatable humor with this Worrying About Things Beyond My Control Is Really Where I Shine design. Perfect for overthinkers, worriers, and anyone who finds humor in everyday anxiety and life's challenges.
Worrying About Things Beyond My Control Is Really Where I Shine Anxiety Overthinker Humor Card
by monkeyrenchart
$5.00 $6.00
some people are alive simply because it's illegal to kill them. Card
by ilvms_print
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design beautifully blends faith and nature, featuring a Watermelon paired with the powerful message from Galatians 5:22-23. The bold word "Self-control" stands at the center, symbolizing the fruit of the Spirit in a strong and balanced expression. With vintage botanical style and uplifting scripture, it's perfect for believers who cherish positivity, devotion, and heartfelt inspiration.
Description: Perfect for nurses, medical staff, and healthcare heroes who live the charting grind. This sarcastic and relatable design is a must-have for anyone who knows the struggle of balancing patient care with endless documentation. Great gift for coworkers, friends, or yourself to bring humor to long shifts and caffeine-driven days.
Don't Talk To Me I Need To Chart And Have No Self Control Card
by FluxStreet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Stay calm. Stay powerful. "CALM ANGER" represents the quiet strength of emotional control. The cracked typography symbolizes inner pressure, resilience, and the choice to remain composed even when everything feels like it's breaking apart. Perfect for people who embrace stoicism, mindfulness, discipline, and minimalist aesthetics. Perfect For Minimalist fashion lovers Stoicism enthusiasts Self-improvement mindset Mental strength Emotional resilience Streetwear style Modern typography lovers A clean monochrome design that pairs well with any outfit while making a subtle yet powerful statement.
CALM ANGER | Minimalist Cracked Typography | Stoic Mindset Quote T-Shirt Card
by Luminaster
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Minimalist motivational typography design featuring the powerful message "Mindset Is Everything." With dynamic flowing text and inspiring affirmations such as "Control Your Mindset," "Positive Thinking, Positive Outcome," and "Thoughts Become Things," this artwork embodies the principles of personal growth, mental resilience, and success-oriented thinking. The clean monochrome aesthetic creates a modern and impactful visual style, making it ideal for individuals committed to self-improvement, discipline, and cultivating a strong, positive mindset every day.
Mindset Is Everything Motivation Typography | Inspirational Quote T-Shirt Design Card
by Aestet
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome design with four square panels at the top depicting a skull and crossbones, a person at a laptop, a flame, and a target. Below these are the texts 'PRODUCTION DEPLOYMENT', 'MERGE CONFLICTS', 'STORIES ROLLING OVER', and 'SCOPE CREEP'. The main text states 'Please don't talk to me' with 'EXCEPTION FIUR COFFEEE' underneath. Additional text includes 'I HAVE ZERF SELF-CONTROL AND WILL CAT WITH YOU FOR HOURS AND NOT GET ANY WORK DING' and 'FROM DESIGN PATTERNS AND POISSONOUS POISONIUS DART FROGS EXISTENTIAL DREAD AND BIRTHDAY CLOWNS'.