Slice Cards
Description: Celebrate your special day guilt-free with this hilarious foodie design! Featuring a cute vintage cartoon cake slice wearing a party hat and holding a balloon, the illustration perfectly frames the funny quote "Calories Don't Count Today." Perfect for birthday girls, birthday boys, foodies, and dessert lovers. A fantastic gift idea for a best friend, sibling, or anyone blowing out candles at their next party.
Calories Dont Count Today Funny Birthday Sayings Retro Cake Mascot Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Nuclear Pizza is a hilarious parody design that combines everyone's favorite comfort food with a post-apocalyptic twist. Featuring a giant pepperoni pizza styled like a radioactive symbol, this bold comic-inspired illustration is perfect for pizza lovers, gamers, sci-fi fans, and anyone with a dark sense of humor.
Description: For those who dream in pepperoni! 🍕 This "I Wonder If Pizza Thinks About Me Too" design is made for true foodies & pizza addicts. Cute, bold & full of flavor! ❤️🔥
I Wonder If Pizza Thinks About Me Too - Retro Food Card
by PINKHappy
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Recharge your daily energy with ultimate beverage humor and vibrant retro classic style! This gorgeous "Dirty Soda Mom Fuel" vintage 70s design features an adorable detailed illustration of an iced cola glass with cream swirls and a lime slice against a psychedelic sunburst backdrop. The perfect unique holiday gift for busy moms, soda lovers, and friends.
Dirty Soda Mom Fuel Retro Funny Caffeine Drink Groovy Pop Gift Card
by Gallopino
$5.00 $6.00
Description: "Mamma Mia! Che Bordello!" 🍕 Add some serious attitude to your style with this cool, retro rubber-hose cartoon pizza slice! Strutting with vintage white gloves, classic shoes, and sunglasses, this funny Italian-themed mascot is perfect for pizza lovers, foodies, and fans of classic 1930s animation. Whether you love pepperoni pizza, Italian slang, or just quirky and funny food art, this design is guaranteed to turn heads and start conversations!
Vintage Retro Pizza Slice Mascot - Mamma Mia! Che Bordello! Card
by KozbiDesign
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Showcase your absolute love for a cheesy slice with this hilarious retro-style illustration featuring a cool hippopotamus wearing shades. It's an ideal choice for foodies, pizza lovers, and fans of humorous animal art who appreciate a good laugh. Bring some playful confidence and delicious vibes to your everyday streetwear collection.
Pizza Makes Me Look Good Funny Hippo Sunglasses Fast Food Card
by AnAzArt
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design serves as the ultimate comfort-food coping mechanism for dealing with daily responsibilities. It is a hilarious, highly relatable statement piece for anyone who feels that navigating bills, chores, and schedules is best rewarded with a hot, cheesy slice and a crispy crust.
Description: This design is the ultimate honest confession for introverted foodies who prefer a quiet evening with a hot, fresh pie over making small talk. It's a hilarious, relatable statement piece that loudly proclaims your true loyalty belongs to melted cheese and a crispy crust instead of social drama.
I’M NOT A PEOPLE PERSON, I’M A PIZZA PERSON Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A hilarious and clever defense that redefines a fitness routine around your absolute favorite cheesy slice. It is a lighthearted statement piece for passionate food lovers who proudly prioritize a fresh, hot pizza over a trip to the gym, proving that exercising your appetite is the ultimate workout.
SURE, I EXERCISE, I EXERCISE MY RIGHT TO EAT PIZZA Card
by Expired Brain Juice
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate your friendship with this adorable "Best Pizza Friends" design! Featuring two happy, cartoonish slices of pizza sharing a heart, this fun and colorful illustration is perfect for foodies, pizza lovers, best friends, and anyone who enjoys quirky, minimalist food art. Whether you're planning a pizza party or looking for a cute gift for your best friend, this design brings a delicious, fun vibe to your everyday style.
Description: A playful cartoon pumpkin pie design featuring a smiling slice of pie sprinting away from a freshly baked pumpkin pie with missing. Warm orange and golden-brown tones give the artwork a cozy autumn feel, while the animated food character adds a silly, lighthearted twist. The design blends pumpkin pie, Thanksgiving humor, fall dessert imagery, and whimsical cartoon style into a fun seasonal food scene.
Description: An adorable capybara getting ready to slice into a massive, delicious strawberry layer cake! Topped with fresh strawberries and sweet vanilla cream, this cozy design is perfect for baking enthusiasts, dessert lovers, capybara fans, and anyone with a sweet tooth.
Cute Capybara Slicing Strawberry Layer Cake Card
by Boogie's NW Supplies
$5.00 $6.00
Bigfoot Pizza Maker - Retro Sasquatch Carrying a Pizza Cutter Card
by Artgrarisstudio
$5.00 $6.00
Bigfoot Chef Pizza Slicer - Retro Sasquatch Carrying a Pizza Cutter Card
by Artgrarisstudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Recharge your daily energy with ultimate beverage humor and vibrant retro classic style! This gorgeous "Dirty Soda Mom Fuel" vintage 70s design features an adorable detailed cartoon illustration of an iced cola cup with cream swirls and a lime slice against a psychedelic circular rainbow sunburst backdrop. The perfect unique holiday gift for busy moms, soda lovers, and friends.
Dirty Soda Mom Fuel - Funny Retro Groovy Caffeine Drink Pop Gift Card
by Gallopino
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A mischievous pizza slice and playful chunky lettering give this silly phrase an original cartoon treatment. A light-hearted design for lovers of absurd humour and pizza.
Poopoo Butt - Mischievous Pizza Slice Cartoon Card
by Nerd Army
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A vintage-inspired retro sunset background with palm tree silhouettes and a fresh slice of watermelon. The playful nineties hip-hop parody text adds a fun summer vibe.
Slice Slice Baby Retro Sunset Watermelon Summer Quote Card
by AtlasMo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This Slice Slice Baby design celebrates pizza with a fun food pun. Ideal for pizza lovers, foodies, and anyone enjoying delicious pizza humor.
Slice Slice Baby Pizza Lover Pun Foodie Humor Card
by Fiesta of Pets
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This design speaks directly to the hearts—and stomachs—of ultimate comfort food enthusiasts everywhere. While traditional expressions of affection involve flowers or grand gestures, true culinary romantics know that nothing says "I care about you" quite like a warm, cheesy pie loaded with pepperoni. It celebrates the deep, unbreakable bond between a foodie and their absolute favorite meal, highlighting the idea that sharing a slice is the highest form of intimacy. This phrase is perfect for dedicated food lovers, casual diners, and anyone who prefers a cozy night in over a fancy restaurant reservation, serving as a lighthearted declaration that their heart belongs entirely to the perfect combination of crust, sauce, and cheese.
Description: A playful retro “Cakes” design featuring bold coral lettering, a soft aqua outline, and a tiny slice of cake tucked into the typography. Fun, cheerful, and slightly vintage, this graphic is perfect for bakers, cake decorators, pastry lovers, bakery owners, dessert fans, and anyone who believes cake deserves its own spotlight.
Description: Ride into endless summer with this vintage-inspired "Surf • Sun • Summer" design featuring a fresh watermelon slice framed by rolling ocean waves and a bold retro sunset. Blending classic surf culture with nostalgic 70s aesthetics, this clean vector artwork captures the carefree spirit of beach days, coastal adventures, and warm sunshine. Distressed textures and timeless retro colors create an eye catching vintage look that's perfect for surfers, beach lovers, travelers, and anyone who lives for summer. Whether you're catching waves, relaxing by the shore, or dreaming of your next seaside escape, this design brings laid-back coastal vibes wherever you go.
Description: Serve up some tasty humor with this adorable standing pizza slice cartoon character! Complete with trendy sneakers, cuffed jeans, pepperoni, veggies, and a cheeky derp face expression. Perfect for pizza lovers, foodies, cartoon illustration fans, kids, streetwear enthusiasts, and anyone who can't get enough of funny food stickers.
Cute Pizza Slice Mascot Funny Cartoon Food Character Card
by Yellowcat Merch
$5.00 $6.00