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Not Again Card

Description: And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast?

Tags: not again, bowl of petunias, whale, moon, infinite improbability

Not Again Card

by HeroInstitute

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Vintage Whale Species Ch Ocean Life Card
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Description: Retro whale ch: celebrating majestic ocean life in a classic vintage style.

Tags: animal lover, aquatic, beluga whale, blue whale, bowhead whale

Vintage Whale Species Ch Ocean Life Card

by haje88

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Whalefall Card
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Description: Whalefall is a 2026 American survival thriller film directed and produced by Brian Duffield, based on the 2023 novel by Daniel Kraus, who co-wrote the script with Duffield. The film follows a scuba diver (Austin Abrams) who, while searching for the remains of his estranged father (Josh Brolin), is swallowed alive by a sperm whale and attempts to escape. Elisabeth Shue, John Ortiz, Jane Levy, and Emily Rudd also star in supporting roles. Whalefall was released in the United States by 20th Century Studios on October 16, 2026. The film received mostly positive reviews from critics.

Tags: california, deep ocean, gardiner, giant squid, monteray bay

Whalefall Card

by MindsparkCreative

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Capt Ahab Whale Watching Tours Card

Description: A vintage nautical design featuring ornate Capt. Ahab’s Whale Watching Tours lettering, a detailed sperm whale, rolling ocean waves, and decorative Victorian flourishes. The artwork blends classic maritime illustration, antique typography, and literary sea adventure themes with a nostalgic 1851 establishment mark. Ideal for fans of whale art, ocean folklore, old sailor aesthetics, and Moby Dick inspired visuals.

Tags: 1851, antique typography, captain ahab, classic literature, coastal illustration

Capt Ahab Whale Watching Tours Card

by Victor Shadehorn

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Whale Whale Whale Card
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Description: Whale Whale Whale T-Shirt. Funny Pun Visual Gag Shirt for blue whale, sperm whale and whale pun fans everywhere. Original Whale Whale Whale Shirt Design featuring classic Whale Pun artwork.

Tags: blue whale, fish, mammals, ocean, sea

Whale Whale Whale Card

by Yipptee

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tRump Because The Confederacy Wasn't Punished - White - Front Card
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Description: tRump Because The Confederacy Wasn't Punished - White - Front The people who were responsible for the civil war wasn't punished. The militias aren't ever punished. The insurrectionists were pardoned. AmeriKKKa voted for a seditionist. SubversiveWare, Subversive Ware, Trending Now, Best Seller I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.

Tags: anti immigration, chinese exclusion act, civil war, fascism, ice

tRump Because The Confederacy Wasn't Punished - White - Front Card

by SubversiveWare

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Sea Life Card
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Description: Sea Life

Tags: blue whale, cute whale, dolphin, killer whale, ocean

Sea Life Card

by RedDragon Creations

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Safety Third Funny Sarcastic Nautical Whale Rider Joke Card
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Description: A bold vintage-style nautical illustration featuring a fearless sea captain riding a massive sperm whale while raising a bottle beneath the phrase "Safety Third." Inspired by classic maritime engravings, this detailed artwork combines ocean adventure, seafaring humor, and retro line art. Perfect for fans of nautical themes, whales, vintage illustrations, maritime history, and adventurous coastal aesthetics.

Tags: maritime, maritime humor, nautical, nautical art, ocean adventure

Safety Third Funny Sarcastic Nautical Whale Rider Joke Card

by Watered_Fruit _Art

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HOW? - Patriotic - Front Card
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Description: HOW? - Patriotic - Front Just like you use to think, how did Nazi Germany occur, you now ask yourself, How is America 2025 - 2026 a thing!? SubversiveWare, Subversive Ware, Trending Now, Best Seller I can personalize any product with mix and match and adjust dimensions. Please contact me for options.

Tags: bigot, bigotry, fascism, fascist, fascist trump

HOW? - Patriotic - Front Card

by SubversiveWare

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Moby Dick Paper Whale - Red Thread and Golden Ship Card
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Description: Trace the fatal voyage across a pale whale assembled from torn ivory and blue paper. A taut red thread and tiny golden ship turn Moby Dick into a tactile meditation on fate, pursuit, and the fragile scale of human ambition.

Tags: handmade, herman melville, minimalist, nautical, ocean

Moby Dick Paper Whale - Red Thread and Golden Ship Card

by Fenay Designs

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Marvin Depressed Card

Description: I think you ought to know, I'm feeling very depressed.

Tags: quote, towel day, 42, sperm whale, h2g2

Marvin Depressed Card

by Meta Cortex

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CLASSIC AUTHOR - Herman Melville: Tales of the Deep Card
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Description: A dramatic comic-book noir tribute to literary legend Herman Melville, featuring his iconic portrait surrounded by the towering whale, stormy seas, sailing ships, nautical instruments, treasured novels, and the adventurous spirit that shaped his remarkable life and work. A bold design for lovers of classic literature, maritime history, and the enduring legacy of Moby-Dick.

Tags: american author, classic literature, comic book, herman melville, literary art

CLASSIC AUTHOR - Herman Melville: Tales of the Deep Card

by SquishyTeesGalore

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Moby Dick Wanted Poster - White Whale Dead or Alive Card
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Description: Join the hunt with a weather-beaten wanted poster for the scarred white whale, complete with a dead-or-alive notice and one Spanish gold ounce reward. Made for Moby Dick fans who love Western grit and maritime legend.

Tags: bounty, dead or alive, harpoon, herman melville, ocean

Moby Dick Wanted Poster - White Whale Dead or Alive Card

by Fenay Designs

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Moby Dick Below the Pequod - White Whale Rising Card
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Description: Peer beneath the waves as a colossal white whale rises unseen below a three-masted ship. The cool teal cutaway composition captures the looming danger of Moby Dick for readers, sailors, and collectors of dramatic maritime art.

Tags: dramatic, herman melville, maritime, nautical, ocean depths

Moby Dick Below the Pequod - White Whale Rising Card

by Fenay Designs

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Moby Dick Tides and Omens - Lunar Whale Chart Card
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Description: Follow the moonlit pull of fate with a Moby Dick chart of eight lunar phases, a finely engraved whale, and golden celestial details. A mysterious, elegant choice for Melville readers, stargazers, and lovers of nautical lore.

Tags: astronomy, celestial, herman melville, lunar, moon phases

Moby Dick Tides and Omens - Lunar Whale Chart Card

by Fenay Designs

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Moby Dick Call Me Ishmael - Minimal Black Typography Card
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Description: Make literature speak in one unforgettable line: 'Call Me Ishmael.' Towering black type, a sharp red rule, and a spare whale silhouette give Melville's 1851 classic a clean modern look for readers and minimalist book lovers.

Tags: 1851, black, book lover, call me ishmael, herman melville

Moby Dick Call Me Ishmael - Minimal Black Typography Card

by Fenay Designs

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Moby Dick: Here Be Moby Nautical Map Card
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Description: Chart the edge of legend with a weathered compass rose, mountain coast, lighthouse, plotted sea routes, and a spouting blue whale beside the warning “Here Be Moby.” A handsome Moby Dick pick for map lovers and maritime adventurers.

Tags: blue, cartography, coastline, compass rose, here be moby

Moby Dick: Here Be Moby Nautical Map Card

by Fenay Designs

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whales of the world Card
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Description: a little hyper focus on whales made me draw a few species of the most popular whales and sort them by size

Tags: animal, beach, blue whale, cetacean, cute

whales of the world Card

by danielasynner

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Moby Dick Punk Collage - Call Me Ishmael Card
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Description: Answer the call of the deep with a rebellious Moby Dick collage: a charging whale, ransom-note typography, and the bold slogan 'No Gods / No Captains.' Made for Melville readers with a punk streak.

Tags: call me ishmael, collage, herman melville, ishmael, literary

Moby Dick Punk Collage - Call Me Ishmael Card

by Fenay Designs

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Beautiful Ocean Giants - teal Card
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Description: A painted pattern of orca / killer whales, blue and sperm whales on a deep ocean teal background with waves and ocean currents around them.

Tags: ocean, animals, orca killer whale, sperm whale, waves

Beautiful Ocean Giants - teal Card

by micklyn

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Moby Dick: Compass Rose Whale and Ship Card
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Description: Chart a bold course with a cream sperm whale sweeping around a cobalt compass rose and a fiery orange sailing ship. Full of motion and maritime grit, this Moby Dick scene calls to voyagers, sailors, and classic-fiction fans.

Tags: blue, compass rose, herman melville, maritime, nautical

Moby Dick: Compass Rose Whale and Ship Card

by Fenay Designs

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Moby Dick: Nantucket 1851 Postage Stamp Card
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Description: Send a classic voyage across time with an ornate Nantucket postage stamp dated 1851, framing a breaching sperm whale and sailing ship in teal engraving. A handsome Moby Dick keepsake for readers, collectors, and maritime-history fans.

Tags: 1851, collector, engraving, herman melville, nantucket

Moby Dick: Nantucket 1851 Postage Stamp Card

by Fenay Designs

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Moby Dick: The Sea Is His, Emperor of the Ocean Card
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Description: Honor the untamed whale beneath a golden laurel as a red ship crosses below, paired with “The Sea Is His; He Owns It, As Emperors Own Empires.” A regal Moby Dick statement for readers who admire the novel's oceanic power.

Tags: emperor, empires, herman melville, laurel, literary quote

Moby Dick: The Sea Is His, Emperor of the Ocean Card

by Fenay Designs

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It whale be okay. Card

Description: It really whale. 100% drawn by a human! (me)

Tags: cartoon, cute, encouraging, mental health, motivational

It whale be okay. Card

by KittenPinkamations' Store

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Earth: Mostly Harmless Card

Description: The latest edit to the guide regarding Earth

Tags: zaphod beeblebrox, ford prefect, tv series, arthur dent, towel day

Earth: Mostly Harmless Card

by Meta Cortex

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Moby Dick: Whale Between Bound Hands Card
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Description: Feel the tension of the chase in two cobalt hands bound by a golden rope, curving around a lone sperm whale. This striking Moby Dick symbol speaks to readers drawn to captivity, fate, and the struggle for freedom.

Tags: blue, bound, captive, gold, hands

Moby Dick: Whale Between Bound Hands Card

by Fenay Designs

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Epic Whale Ocean Graphic Wear Card

Description: Epic Whale Ocean Graphic Wear

Tags: albu, leviathan, mastodon, metal band, nautical

Epic Whale Ocean Graphic Wear Card

by Exoskeleton Anis

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Epic Whale Ocean Graphic Wear Card

Description: Epic Whale Ocean Graphic Wear

Tags: albu, leviathan, mastodon, metal band, nautical

Epic Whale Ocean Graphic Wear Card

by Colored Fantasy Skies

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Sperm Whale Retro Sunset Card
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Description: Sperm whale retro sunset. Original vintage diving retro design with a sperm whale for whale watchers, all who love and protect the oceans, for every surfer, diver, freediver, traveller and marine biologist. This design is ideal for the next beach party, summer holiday, diving vacation or surfing vacation.

Tags: cachalot, cachalot whale, nicgraygraphic, nicgraytees, nurseshark

Sperm Whale Retro Sunset Card

by NicGrayTees

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Me, The Last Day I Cared. Funny Design. Card
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Description: The famous "I Don't Care" or IDC. Funny design of a picture of a spermatozoid to remember the last day you actually cared. ;)

Tags: antisocial, attitude problem, dont care, fuck off, funnytee

Me, The Last Day I Cared. Funny Design. Card

by ShirtShackDudes

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Sperm Whale 1 Card
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Description: Sperm Whale 1

Tags: blue whale, whales, beach, summer, sea life

Sperm Whale 1 Card

by ArtDary

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Please Keep the Sea Plastic Free - Whale Card

Description: Humpback Whale save our oceans design with environmental message about the global ocean plastic pollution problem. Ideal for for anyone passionate about plastic pollution, plastic waste, plastic recycling, marine conservation and the importance of keeping our planet green.

Tags: orca, dont be a sucker, sucker, killer whale, sperm whale

Please Keep the Sea Plastic Free - Whale Card

by bangtees

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Beautiful Ocean Giants - purple Card
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Description: A painted pattern of orca / killer whales, blue and sperm whales on a deep purple background with waves and ocean currents around them.

Tags: ocean, creatures, sperm whale, blue whale, orca

Beautiful Ocean Giants - purple Card

by micklyn

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Whale in Mushroom Fantasy Lineart Card

Description: This beautiful artistic motif is not only for fans of marine animals and space, but a great gift for all men and women who love artistic motifs on their shirts. Nature and cosmos are united in this imaginative design!

Tags: animals, cachalot, fantasy, galaxy, gift idea

Whale in Mushroom Fantasy Lineart Card

by Foxxy Merch

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Oh No Not Again Card

Description: Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.”

Tags: oh no not again, science fiction, sci fi, dont panic, douglas adams

Oh No Not Again Card

by StudioPM71

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This Place Makes Me Wanna Run Out And Get Pregnant Card

Description: Blanche thinks the birthin' center her daughter is looking into is horrible but it makes Rose wanna have another baby!

Tags: golden girls quotes, tv series, birthing center, blanche devereaux, betty white

This Place Makes Me Wanna Run Out And Get Pregnant Card

by Golden Girls Quotes

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