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"don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised" in plain white letters Card
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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "don't say 'bite me' and then act all surprised". Some of us are literal. And we have teeth. Just stay away.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, antisocial, best words, bite me
Miser Brothers Heating and Cooling Card

Description: Miser Brothers Heating and Cooling - We'll Fight For Your Business

Tags: christmas, christmas merch, freeze, freeze miser, heat miser

Miser Brothers Heating and Cooling Card

by Bigfinz

$5.00 $6.00

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I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer - Funny Old Men Humor Card

Description: I Thought Growing Old Would Take Longer - Funny Old Men Humor

Tags: another birthday, elderly, funny, funny old men humor, getting older
She Ra Card

Description: Powerful princess!

Tags: she ra, she ra and rainbowbrite, she ra reboot, me too, girls rule

She Ra Card

by WickedREDart

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Too Legit to Quit Card
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Description: Funny tee.

Tags: legit

Too Legit to Quit Card

by DubyaTee

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There Is No Such Thing As Too Many Bass Guitars Card
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Description: Funny Bassist Design that reads: "There Is No Such Thing As Too Many Bass Guitars". That's just right for a Musician who really enjoys playing Bass Guitar.

Tags: no such thing, bassist, as too many, musician, bass guitarist

There Is No Such Thing As Too Many Bass Guitars Card

by Dolde08

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I'm Too Old For This Shit Card
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Description: 'I'm Too Old For This Shit'. Design dedicated to a great classic buddy movie.

Tags: buddy movie, lethal weapon, mel gibson, murtaugh, im too old for this shit

I'm Too Old For This Shit Card

by mosgraphix

$5.00 $6.00

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I Know The Owner Too - Bartender Bouncer Card
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Description: Awesome Bartender/Bouncer design that makes a great gift for any occasion.

Tags: funny bouncer, sarcastic message, bartending, i know the owner too, sarcastic quote

I Know The Owner Too - Bartender Bouncer Card

by BDAZ

$5.00 $6.00

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Got-Too-Silly Card

Description: Got-Too-Silly

Tags: funny meme, geese got too silly, goose meme, got too silly 1, got too silly 2

Got-Too-Silly Card

by MyArtDoodle

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"please hesitate to contact me" in plain white letters, cos leave me alone Card
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Description: No, that's not a typo at the end of your email - "please hesitate to contact me". I hope this email finds you. Or not. Just leave me alone; we're all exhausted.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, antisocial, deadpan, email
Too Old to Fight Too Slow to Run But I Can Still Shoot Pretty Darn Good Funny Gun Rights Design Card

Description: Too Old to Fight Too Slow to Run But I Can Still Shoot Pretty Darn Good Funny Gun Owner Firearm Rights 2nd Amendment Marksman Gift Shooting Range Humor Tactical Dad Grandpa Veteran Design USA

Tags: 2a, american patriot, firearm humor, gun enthusiast, gun pride
Too Close to Touch Card

Description: Too Close to Touch

Tags: too close to touch

Too Close to Touch Card

by Jennifer Bourbonnais

$5.00 $6.00

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I’m boring too Card

Description: Paid in Full

Tags: rakim, hip hop, keisha, ace

I’m boring too Card

by Esoteric Fresh

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TOO PEOPLEY CAT Card
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Description: TODDART

Tags: kitty

TOO PEOPLEY CAT Card

by toddart

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I'm Too Old for This Shit Card

Description: This is for you if you're tired of the everyday shit

Tags: humor, tired, too old, humour, funny quote

I'm Too Old for This Shit Card

by Merch House

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I Have Become Too Silly Frog Card

Description: "I've become too silly but it is not yet enough." Only the silliest of people aspire to become the very concept of silliness. Great for people who love frogs and being silly

Tags: frog, frog horror, frog humor, frog lover gift, frog memes

I Have Become Too Silly Frog Card

by giovanniiiii

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I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit. Card
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Description: I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit.

Tags: mc hammer, humor, unable, too legit to quit, legit

I am Unable to Quit as I am Currently Too Legit. Card

by TipsyCurator

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The Selecter Too Much Pressure Card

Description: The Selecter Too Much Pressure

Tags: 2tone, band, bodysnatchers, british, british flag

The Selecter Too Much Pressure Card

by TomsTreasures

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Its-Too-Clumsy-To-Be-Around-Fragile-Masculinity Card
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Description: Its-Too-Clumsy-To-Be-Around-Fragile-Masculinity

Tags: clumsy, feminism, feminist, fragile, fragile masculinity

Its-Too-Clumsy-To-Be-Around-Fragile-Masculinity Card

by CraftElle

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Too Close to Touch 3 Card

Description: Too Close to Touch 3

Tags: too close to touch

Too Close to Touch 3 Card

by Jennifer Bourbonnais

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Too Cozy Tour Card

Description: 2k17 tour

Tags: asap mob, asap apparel, asap mob merch, asap merch, asap rocky

Too Cozy Tour Card

by Undercover Mall Cop

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Too-Short Card
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Description: Too-Short

Tags: too short 1, too short 2, too short 3, too short 80s, too short 90s

Too-Short Card

by Nwebube parody design

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415 classic Oakland Card

Description: 415 classic Oakland. 415 Richie Rich

Tags: 415, bay area, hip hop, hyphy, mac dre

415 classic Oakland Card

by GRIND

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TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT PRETTY DARN GOOD Card

Description: TOO OLD TO FIGHT TOO SLOW TO RUN BUT I CAN STILL SHOOT PRETTY DARN GOOD

Tags: top gift
TOO-SHORT Card
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Description: TOO-SHORT

Tags: too short 1, too short 2, too short 3, too short 80s, too short 90s

TOO-SHORT Card

by Sanja Sinai Art

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Why Be Normal, When Hypergeometric is Great Too? Card
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Description: Being normal is overrated. That's why this t-shirt features graphs of other great distributions: hypergeometric, negative binomial, poisson, and geometric.

Tags: poisson, normal, humor, graph, actuarial science

Why Be Normal, When Hypergeometric is Great Too? Card

by Donovan Harshbarger

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Too Legit To Split Bowling Card

Description: Too Legit To Split Bowling

Tags: bowler, bowling, bowling gift

Too Legit To Split Bowling Card

by MindsArt

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Got-Too-Silly Card

Description: Got-Too-Silly

Tags: funny goose, goose meme, got too silly 1, got too silly 2, got too silly 2026

Got-Too-Silly Card

by DinoVibe

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You Curse Too Much Card

Description: You Curse Too Much

Tags: curse, much, unicorn

You Curse Too Much Card

by adalynncpowell

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All Too Well Card

Description: All Too Well

Tags: all, gift, musician, rock, scarf

All Too Well Card

by nour-trend

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Too Old to Die Young Card

Description: Too Old to Die young now

Tags: funny slogan, funnytee

Too Old to Die Young Card

by MorlockTees

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Galaxy of stars and planets Card

Description: this retro look of our galaxy will capture the minds of the space travel throu the stars and planets ….can you find the big dipper

Tags: planet adult, planet earth, planet, spacecraft, retro stars

Galaxy of stars and planets Card

by richhwalsh

$5.00 $6.00

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Got-Too-Silly Card

Description: Got-Too-Silly

Tags: animals, birds, funny animals, funny goose, goose

Got-Too-Silly Card

by Textualize

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fuck the patriarchy Card

Description: keychain on the ground... you were always skipping down

Tags: equality, swiftie, smash the patriarchy, womens rights, taylor swift

fuck the patriarchy Card

by TheMidnightBruja

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Kamala-If-Thats-Too-Hard-To-Pronounce Card

Description: Kamala If That's Too Hard To Pronounce Try Madam President. Used for you or your grandparents, dad, mom, uncle, aunt, brother, sister.

Tags: brother, childless cat lady, childless dog lady, dad, grandparents

Kamala-If-Thats-Too-Hard-To-Pronounce Card

by brothko

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I'M Too Old For This Sht Worn Card

Description: I'M Too Old For This Sht Worn

Tags: adult humor design, classic movie quote, funny older people gift, grumpy humor, pop cultur

I'M Too Old For This Sht Worn Card

by Inkling Whimsy

$5.00 $6.00

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