Tool Time Cards
Description: A clever and relatable nod to workshop logic, building processes, and DIY culture.
Jig A Thing You Build To Build The Thing Builder Maker Humor Card
by Ghostshift Motor Club
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with white text and graphics. At the top, curved text reads "TRUST ME, I AM A". Below this are two gears and a wrench. Centered below is "MECHANICAL ENGINEER" in large block letters. At the bottom, text reads "TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I AM NEVER WRONG".
Trust Me I Am A Mechanical Engineer To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I Am Never Wrong Card
by lauren dephyls studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Add a touch of humor to your woodworking attire with this funny woodworker carpenter shirt. The clever design will have you questioning whether or not to head to the shop today, while the comfortable wood construction ensures you can focus on your craft in style. A must-have for any carpenter looking to add a bit of fun to their wardrobe.
Should I Go To The Shop Today Funny Woodworker Carpenter Card
by Rolling Nowhere
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A stylized depiction in white against a black background featuring a clenched fist holding a hammer, positioned in front of a gear. Text arches over the fist reading 'IT'S HAMMER' and the word 'TIME' is displayed prominently on a banner below. Small stars are shown at the bottom.
Description: This illustration showcases a complete watchmaker’s precision toolkit, featuring specialized screwdrivers, tweezers, movement holders, magnification tools, oils, cleaning supplies, and other essential instruments for assembling, repairing, and maintaining mechanical watches. Carefully arranged in a clean outline style, the collection highlights the precision and craftsmanship required in professional horology.
Description: This collection features the essential tools and precision instruments used in traditional clockmaking and watch repair, including screwdrivers, tweezers, gear components, mainsprings, staking tools, and movement holders. Carefully arranged in a clean line-art style, it showcases the craftsmanship and meticulous equipment required to assemble, maintain, and restore intricate mechanical timepieces.
Description: Every great project starts with the right gear! This design is for the weekend warrior and the professional mechanic alike who knows that "wrenching" is more than just a task—it's a lifestyle. Whether you're under the hood of a car or fixing something around the house, wear your dedication to the craft with pride and let everyone know that this is your official uniform for getting the job done right.
Description: Get ready for a project filled with high-quality work and even higher-quality puns! This design is the ultimate badge of honor for the dad who can fix anything around the house, provided he has a steady supply of corny jokes to share while he works. Whether you're drilling, hammering, or just enjoying your role as the resident handyman, wear this to let everyone know the service comes with a laugh!
Description: Binford Tools is a hardware and power tool company from Home Improvement. Along with sponsoring Tim Taylor's Tool Time, a common occurrence involved Tim showcasing an overpowered version of one of Binford's products (usually the Binford 6100), often leading to disaster. There was also a Binford toolbox displayed in the movie Toy Story.
Description: A black background features white text stating "I CAN FREEZE TIME". Below this, a yellow banner with angled ends displays "WHAT'S YOUR SUPERPOWER" in white text. To the right of the text, a black and white line drawing of a camera is featured.
I CAN FREEZE TIME WHAT'S YOUR SUPERPOWER Camera Card
by RinjingParadise
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Funny cartoon dog holding a wrench next to a loose screw, featuring retro typography with the quote 'I Don't Have A Screw Loose It Fell Out.'
I Don't Have A Screw Loose It Fell Out Funny Dog Mechanic Card
by Nexu Tokyo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoony representation of an individual wearing a yellow hard hat and orange overalls. Behind the individual, stylized white gears and wrenches are arranged in a circular pattern against a black background. The text "I'M AN ENGINEER" is in bold orange lettering, followed by "TO SAVE TIME" on a white banner. Below this, curved text reads "LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I'M NEVER WRONG", with crossed wrenches in the center.
I'm an Engineer To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I'm Never Wrong with Gears and Wrenches Card
by CanvasWizardStudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A graphic featuring a man wearing a hard hat and overalls, with crossed arms. Text above reads "I'M AN ENGINEER TO SAVE TIME." Curved text below states "LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I'M NEVER WRONG." Crandle and tool visuals are present. This is a humorous statement about engineers.
I'm An Engineer To Save Time Let's Just Assume That I'm Never Wrong Card
by Ruanara Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome depiction features a double-ended wrench at the top. Below the wrench, text is displayed in three lines. The text reads "I CAN FIX IT", "BUT I'LL CUSS", and "THE WHOLE TIME". The style is bold and impactful against the dark background.
Wrench I Can Fix It But I'll Cuss The Whole Time Card
by Typography of Arts
$5.00 $6.00
