Tool Cards

Description: A monochromatic graphic with a black background. At the top, the text "OLD SCHOOL" is arched. Below this is a detailed outline of a spark plug. At the bottom, the text "GREASE MONKEY" is displayed.

Description: Display your trade pride with this humorous design. Features a simple graphic and funny statement about fixing mistakes. Ideal for metalworkers and fabricators.

Description: A distressed American flag motif with two interlocking gears in place of the traditional stars. A caliper tool is superimposed vertically on the right side of the stripes. The entire composition is on a black background.

Description: A circular emblem with a gear border in maroon and cream. At the top, text reads "MACGYVER SCHOOL OF ENGINEERING." Inside the circle are icons of a multi-tool, a paperclip, a notepad and pen, a ruler, and a tape measure, flanking a shield divided into four quadrants. '198' is to the left of brass knuckles, and '85' is to the right. Below, a banner reads "IMPROVISE OR DIE."

Description: A classic 80s and 90s inspired sunset aesthetic paired with the legendary retort from the Binford set.

Description: funny saying for men

Description: A dynamic depiction of a yellow excavator with the text "VOLVO" on its boom. The scene shows the excavator in action on a dark background, with splashes of yellow and grey debris flying. Industrial pipes and structures are visible in the background, suggesting a construction or industrial environment.

Description: A detailed skeletal head is centered, with a wooden-handled hammer held horizontally through its mouth. The words "SHEET METAL WORKER" arch above the skull. Below, text reads "NO CUTS NO BRUISES NO GLORY NO STORY" in a curved pattern. The skull has a realistic, weathered appearance.

Description: A close-up depiction of a fishing reel and the handle of a fishing rod. The reel is golden with circular cutouts and a wooden handle knob. The rod handle is made of light brown material with darker brown wrapping near the reel. The background is solid black.

Description: A retro sunset style graphic featuring a welder wearing a helmet and protective gear, holding a welding torch that emits sparks. The text "WILL WELD FOR TACOS" is arched above the welder. The background consists of horizontal bands of color in orange, yellow, and teal.

Description: A central silhouette depicts a person wearing a yellow hard hat and orange overalls, framed by stylized gears, wrenches, and cranes. Text overlays the graphic, reading "I'M AN ENGINEER TO SAVE TIME LET'S JUST ASSUME THAT I'M NEVER WRONG" in bold, contrasting fonts.

Description: A monochrome graphic depicts a welder in protective gear, holding a welding torch with a bright spark. The welder's suit and helmet are adorned with intricate, decorative patterns. Above and below the central figure, large white text reads "IT'S ALL GOOD" and "IN THE HOOD" respectively. The background is solid black.

Description: A monochrome emblem with white text on a black background. The top line reads "Don't Worry". To the right is a triangular warning symbol with a welding mask inside. The bottom line reads "I weled it!" with a circular element resembling a welded seam to the left of the text.

Description: A humorous graphic featuring text about talking to oneself while welding. The center displays a welding mask with flames coming from two yellow torches on either side. The text reads 'OF COURSE I TALK TO MYSELF WHEN I'M WELDING SOMETIMES I NEED EXPERT ADVICE'.

Description: A black background displays yellow capitalized text "ENGINEER'S MOTTO" with a dashed line underneath. Below this, white text reads "If it isn't broken, take it apart and fix it." in a bold, sans-serif font.

Description: A minimalist graphic featuring white text on a dark grey background. The text reads "I HOPE YOU KNOW I PACK A CHAINSAW". To the right of the text is a white stick figure wearing a red helmet and holding a white chainsaw.

Description: A bold graphic states "I'm An Engineer SO LETS ASSUME IM NEVER WRONG". The text is arranged in a stacked format, with "ENGINEER" in a larger font. At the top, a wrench laying horizontally and a gear laying horizontally are offset by three horizontal lines emanating from each side.

Description: A blueprint style depiction of two identical lathes stacked vertically against a black background. The text 'WHAT PART OF' is positioned above the lathes, and 'DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND' is below them. The lathes are rendered in white outline.

Description: A bright red, modern office stapler is depicted against a stark black background. The metallic silver mechanism is visible within the red casing. The object has a glossy finish with subtle highlights and a clean white outline.

Description: This clean, minimalist line-art illustration features an organized flat-lay arrangement of essential road cycling tools and maintenance gear. The crisp white vector collection includes a floor pump, multi-tools, wrenches, tire levers, spare inner tubes, and repair accessories set.

Description: This design features a collection of vintage-style camping and outdoor cooking gear, including a cast-iron skillet, dutch oven, portable stove, and various utensils. The arrangement also showcases essential camp tools like a knife, leather gloves, firewood, an apron, and storage bags.

Description: Bold black and white geometric illustration of a pair of pliers. A minimalist tool design for mechanics, makers, DIY fans, craftsmen and workshop enthusiasts.

Description: This design is for the ultimate tool lover. Featuring Yes I Really Do Need All These Power Tools, it speaks to the handyman, woodworker, and DIY enthusiast. A perfect for dad, husband, or grandpa who enjoys their workshop and extensive tool collection.

Description: Yes, I Really Do Need All These Power Tools. Perfect for Handyman, Woodworker, Builder, Carpenter, or DIY enthusiast. Great for a tool lover, Dad, or husband.

Description: Dapper portrait of Maynard James Keenan. Essential graphic apparel for Tool, A Perfect Circle, and progressive metal rock fans.

Description: This minimalist white-line illustration showcases a complete collection of kayak fishing gear arranged neatly. The layout features a central kayak surrounded by essential equipment, including a paddle, life vest, fishing rods, tackle boxes, a net, and various tools.

Description: This image displays a comprehensive set of white line-art illustrations depicting essential caving and underground exploration gear. The collection includes protective equipment, specialized clothing, climbing ropes, hardware, tools, and navigational instruments necessary for spelunking adventures.

Description: an illustration of surgical staple remover in flat vector style

Description: The Logfather Chainsaw Woodworker

Description: an illustration of reflex hammer in flat vector style

Description: A retro-style sunset graphic features horizontal stripes of red, orange, yellow, light blue, and teal within a dark circular outline. A black silhouette of a screwdriver stands vertically in the center. Below the sunset are two lines of text: the top line reads "SCREW IT" in distressed orange and yellow, and the bottom line reads "Life's Too Short" in white.

Description: A monochrome circular emblem featuring a skeleton dressed in overalls and a cap with a 'P' logo. The skeleton holds plumbing pipes. The text 'NO LEAKS' arches above, and 'JUST SKILLS' arches below, with small stars surrounding the central figure.

Description: A black background features white text at the top reading "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID" and at the bottom reading "NOT EVEN WITH DUCT TAPE". In the center is a monochrome depiction of a roll of duct tape with a strip pulled out.

Description: A cartoon depiction of a white duck wearing a yellow hard hat and an orange and white striped safety vest. The duck holds a hammer over its shoulder and has an angry expression. Text above reads "IF I CAN'T FIX IT," and text below reads "WE'RE ALL DUCKED." The background is black.

Description: A monochrome composition featuring a roll of tape with the text "YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID" prominently displayed above it and "NOT EVEN WITH DUCT TAPE" below. The tape roll is rendered with detailed shading and lines, set against a solid black background.

Description: This clean line-art illustration showcases a canoe at the center surrounded by essential woodworking and boat-building tools, including axes, saws, planes, measuring tools, brushes, gloves, rope, and adhesive equipment. The organized layout highlights the craftsmanship and precision involved in traditional canoe construction and woodworking projects.