Tools Cards
Description: Show off your pride for your favorite workshop craft with this humorous handyman graphic! This vintage-style illustration features a classic hand saw with a textured, distressed finish, matching the funny phrase "Sawdust Is My Glitter." Perfect for woodworkers, carpenters, builders, makers, and DIY hobbyists. It makes an excellent gift idea for Father's Day, birthdays, holidays, or any day spent building in the garage.
Sawdust Is My Glitter Funny Woodworking Hand Saw Retro Card
by PhotoSphere
$5.00 $6.00
Battery Life Of A Nurse Funny Week Monday Friday Rn Nursing Card
by DarinWilson
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A circular emblem on a black background featuring the words 'MECHANICAL ENGINEERING' arched above a bright blue gear and two crossed red wrenches. The style is bold and clean, emphasizing the tools of the trade.
Mechanical Engineering Gear and Wrenches Card
by didit artwork pangestu
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background with large white text "AIRCRAFT MECHANIC". Above are four icons with text: tools with "PROFANE VERBAL STORMS", a wrench and fork with fire with "DISDAIN FOR MORNINGS", a hard hat with "LOVE AFFAIR WITH TOOLS", and a coffee cup with "RECKLESS COFFEE INTUKE". Below is "BASIC PRINCIPLES" with bullet points: "SAFETY GOGGLES OPTIONAL" and "SUNGLASSES MANDATRY". A section states "99% TIRED". Opposite are bullet points: "SWEET SCENT OF JET FUEL", "SWEET SCENT OF JET FUEL", "GREASY HIGH-FIVES", and "WHO TOOK MY DAMN TOOLS?" A plane icon is at the bottom left.
Aircraft Mechanic Profane Verbal Storms Disdain for Mornings Card
by INSIDE STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A distressed representation of the US flag featuring white stars on a black field and vertical black and white stripes. An orange caliper is prominently placed vertically across the center, overlapping both the stars and stripes. Several white gears are positioned to the left, behind the caliper and within the star field.
Description: A black background with white and brown text. The top section reads "REAL MEN" in large brown letters with white outlines. Below this, a white banner reads "SMELL" with decorative ribbons. Below that, another white banner reads "LIKE", with spanner tools on either side. The bottom section reads "DIESEL" in large white letters with brown shadows and speckles.
Description: A rectangular composition with a black background featuring white text and a monochrome engine component on a light grey background. The text reads, "I'M A DIESEL MECHANIC I CAN'T FIX STUPID BUT I CAN FIX WHAT STUPID DOES". Four white stars are positioned above the topmost text.
I'm A Diesel Mechanic I Can't Fix Stupid But I Can Fix What Stupid Does Engine Card
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A white geometric emblem with crossed wrenches and two simplified figures inside an octagon shape. Below the emblem, the text "Veedub" is prominently displayed, followed by the tagline "Turning Drivers into Mechanics since 1937." At the bottom, a website address "www.CampWestfala.com" is shown.
Description: A monochrome emblem featuring a skull with crossed wrenches placed over it. The skull's eye sockets are dark, and its teeth are exposed. Encircling the skull and wrenches are two white concentric circles. Below this emblem, a white rectangle contains the bold text "I'M HERE BECAUSE YOU BROKE SOMETHING" with stars on either side.
Skull and Wrenches "I'm Here Because You Broke Something" Card
by INSIDE STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring five kitchen tools: two spatulas, a cleaver, a whisk, and a chef's knife, arranged vertically. Below them, the text 'CULINARY' is in an outlined, stylized font, and 'GANGSTER' is in a bold, black font inside a ribbon banner.
CULINARY GANGSTER Spatula Whisk Cleaver Knife Banner Card
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A typography-focused layout featuring the text "ENGINEER I TRY TO MAKE THINGS IDIOT PROOF But They KEEP MAKING BETTER IDIOTS" in a mix of block and cursive fonts. Two wrench icons flank the word Engineer at the top. The color palette uses alternating shades of orange and beige.
Engineer I Try To Make Things Idiot Proof Wrench Card
by christian king studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A vintage-style graphic depicting an orange toolbox overflowing with various tools, including wrenches, screwdrivers, a level, and a hammer. The text above reads "SOME PEOPLE AREN'T JUST MISSING A SCREW" in a curved yellow font, and the text below reads "THE WHOLE TOOLBOX IS GONE" in a straight yellow font. The background is black.
Some People Aren't Just Missing A Screw The Whole Toolbox Is Gone Tools Card
by WADUK STORE
$5.00 $6.00
Never Underestimate An Old Woman Who Is Also A Retired Nurse Card
by Winimops
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A graphic depicting a man in a blue suit, red tie, and yellow hard hat, holding blueprints and a briefcase. Scattered around him are various engineering tools and icons, including wrenches, gears, a crane, a blueprint, and a level. The words "ENGINEER" are at the top and "IN TRAINING" are at the bottom in large white capital letters.
Description: A graphic featuring a skull constructed from numerous gears and mechanical components. Two wrenches are positioned horizontally, crossing behind the skull's center. The text "I'M HERE CAUSE YOU" is in the upper portion and "BROKE SOMETHING" is in the lower portion, both in a bold, textured font.
I'm Here Cause You Broke Something Skull Gears Wrenches Card
by liquiditynationsquad
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This monochrome composition displays white text on a black background. The top section features the phrase "IF YOU THINK IT'S EXPENSIVE HIRING A GOOD WELDER". Below this is a circular emblem resembling a gear, containing a depiction of a person wearing a welding mask and holding welding rods. On either side of the emblem are representations of welding sparks. The bottom section of the text reads "JUST TRY HIRING BAD ONE".
If You Think It's Expensive Hiring A Good Welder Just Try Hiring Bad One Card
by STUDIO DESIGN UK
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A bold graphic featuring two lines of text, "MECHANICAL" on the top and "ENGINEER" on the bottom. The text is blue with a textured speckle effect and a gold outline. The left side of "MECHANICAL" incorporates a cascade of gold gears and chain links. The letter 'A' in "MECHANICAL" is replaced by a gold gear. The letter 'I' in "ENGINEER" is replaced by a gold wrench, and the letter 'N' has a small gold wrench integrated into its shape.
Description: A monochrome retro-style composition features bold white text on a black background. The text reads "I'M AN AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEER NOT A MIRACLE WORKER, WELL MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH". A silver wrench is positioned behind and to the right of the text, partially obscuring the letters.
I'M AN AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEER NOT A MIRACLE WORKER, WELL MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH Retro Style Card
by Airun Real
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A construction scene with a skeleton wearing an orange hard hat and jacket, holding a wrench. Construction cranes and buildings are in the background against a sunset. Text reads "DON'T WORRY MR ENGINEER" in an arc above and "I SURE TAKE FIX YOUR JOB AGAIN" below, with crossed wrenches and a screwdriver.
Skeleton Engineer Don't Worry Mr Engineer I Sure Take Fix Your Job Again Card
by funnymushroomz
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring two crossed adjustable wrenches positioned over a circular background with horizontal lines that create a sunset effect. Below the wrenches, the word "FIXER" is displayed in large, pixelated block letters. The style is retro and mechanical.
Crossed Wrenches Fixer Pixelated Title Retro Sunset Card
by maniacstudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A black background features white text stating "REAL PROGRAMMERS ARE BORN IN NOVEMBER". The text "" is placed before and after "ARE BORN IN". Below "NOVEMBER" is a binary code sequence and two crossed tools, a wrench and a screwdriver. The overall style is bold and linear.
Real Programmers Are Born In November Binary Code and Tools Card
by didit artwork pangestu
$5.00 $6.00