Touch Cards
Description: Sarcastic cat design. Not friendly, prefers personal space. Antisocial feline graphic. Do not touch!
Cat Not Friendly Do Not Touch social Feline Card
by Wildstrand Fire
$5.00 $6.00
Not Friendly Don't Touch Grumpy Crow Raven Don't Touch Card
by Frednipo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A cartoon-style graphic features a blue frog wearing a brown cowboy hat. The frog is the focal point, with a neutral expression and a speckled pattern on its skin. Above the frog is the text "I'VE GOT A TOUCH OF THE 'TISM" in a dark blue sans-serif font. Two yellow stars flank the frog.
I've Got a Touch of the 'Tism Frog Cowboy Hat Card
by rosemariana
$5.00 $6.00
Touch Me And Your First Karate Lesson Is Free Karate Card
by Curves and Curls
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bold distressed typography for introverts who appreciate personal space and straightforward humor. A funny choice for anyone with a sarcastic personality who prefers keeping interactions short and making their boundaries perfectly clear.
Not Friendly Do Not Touch Fun Sarcastic Distressed Introvert Card
by Frosfor
$5.00 $6.00
Description: This is a simple text-based visual. The top line displays 'DRUGS, NOT HUGS' in large, bold, white, sans-serif capital letters. Below it, the phrase 'seriously, don't touch me.' is written in smaller, white, sans-serif text. The background is solid black.
DRUGS NOT HUGS Seriously Don't Touch Me Text Card
by maniacstudio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Bold font is not necessary, only the description. Touch Me: Gym Boxer. A playful warning paired with a cartoon boxer. Humorous graphic for fitness enthusiasts with a strong sense of fun!
Touch Me And Your Boxing Lesson Is Free - Gym Boxer Card
by vampygraveyard
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Text-based design featuring the phrase Not Friendly KNOWN TO BITE Do Not Touch in a sharp, distressed gothic-inspired font style.
Not Friendly KNOWN TO BITE Do Not Touch Card
by Fire at the Furthes
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Celebrate the special bond between humans and dogs with this heartfelt I Love Dogs design. Featuring a detailed dog paw touching a human hand, a red heart, and elegant lettering, this artwork expresses unconditional love and companionship. A thoughtful gift for proud dog moms, dog dads, pet parents, and anyone who believes dogs are family. Copy
I Love Dogs Paw and Hand Touch Heart Dog Lover Card
by HappyThread Art
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Send a clear (and hilarious) message with this vintage distressed "Warning: Not Friendly Do Not Touch" sign graphic. The perfect design for introverts, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who values their personal space. Makes a great humorous gift for friends with a witty, antisocial sense of humor!
Warning Not Friendly Do Not Touch Funny Distressed Sign Card
by Myartsshirts
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Featuring distressed green text in an arched layout, this graphic boldly states Don't Touch My Lawn. It suits suburban dads, landscapers, and anyone who takes serious pride in keeping their grass perfectly trimmed. A humorous choice for Father's Day, weekend mowing, or retirement.
Dont Touch My Lawn Funny Mowing The Lawn Quote Card
by Dog&Cat ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A vintage storybook girl guards her ribbon with a bold boundary-setting message. Floral botanicals, ducks, and ornate typography bring playful cottagecore charm.
Don't Touch the Ribbon Vintage Girl Card
by QUEST QUALITY QUARTERS
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Today's forecast, straight from the almanac: touch water, avoid people. This vintage design delivers introvert wisdom in old-world style, with ornate cream lettering, two pointing hands, a crescent moon, and a roll of engraved waves, all in warm walnut ink for a cozy apothecary feel. It is celestial, a little witchy, and very online introvert energy dressed up in farmer's almanac clothes. Made for the lake lover, the river dipping recluse, the person whose summer plan is water and solitude in that order. A funny gift for introverts, nature lovers, and anyone who reads the room and chooses the water instead. Almanac says touch water, avoid people, and the almanac is never wrong.
He Said He Likes Physical Touch So Im Going to Beat Him Card
by dashopp
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Here's a 200-character description: Bold gym apparel! Get noticed with this playful design. It features a humorous boxing challenge. Great for workout enthusiasts.
Touch Me And Your Boxing Lesson Is Free - Gym Boxer Card
by vampygraveyard
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Grumpy kitty says it all! Introverted feline with a serious attitude. Personal space is key.
Cat Not Friendly Do Not Touch social Feline Card
by Wildstrand Fire
$5.00 $6.00
He said he likes physical touch so i slapped him - Funny girl Card
by IslamTeeToTheJannah
$5.00 $6.00