Virtual Cards
Description: Why rely entirely on your brake pads when you can just slam it into second gear and let the pistons scream? This dynamic design is for the aggressive downshifters. Virtual gearboxes are free to replace anyway.
Engine Braking Specialist - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Braking markers are just suggestions when you are trying to make up ten places in one corner. This graphic design playfully calls out the most feared driver on any grid. Try using the brake pedal next time.
The First Lap Torpedo - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You spend more time tightening T-nuts and adjusting your seating position than actually racing. This minimalist design speaks to the endless pursuit of ergonomic perfection. The rig is never truly finished.
Rig Builder Anonymous - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Some drivers collect trophies, but you collect incident points. This industrial warning label design is for the racer who treats safety ratings as a suggestion rather than a rule. Perfect for warning your competitors before turn one.
Penalty Points Collector - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You sneezed on the pit limiter button and now your race is ruined. This minimalist design is for the drivers who are intimately familiar with the pit lane speed rules due to constant infractions. Better luck next race.
Drive Through Penalty - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The secret to a happy marriage is extreme discount exaggeration when new boxes arrive. This bold text design is a relatable joke for anyone hiding their true hardware budget. Protect the secret at all costs.
Wife Thinks It Cost $200 - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Buying a professional esports setup will not magically give you esports reflexes. This pixel art design highlights the painful truth that skill cannot be downloaded. Time to actually practice your braking zones.
Setup Downloaded, Talent Missing - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Get ready for your next big in-game operation with this Pixel Gamer Inventory Elite Mission Gear Pack! This classic pixel art design features a set of essential virtual items: a secure bank safe, a police helicopter, a combo meal with a burger and fries, a high-end camera, a hoverboard, and a premium ID card. Below the icons, the green text boldly declares "GAMER INVENTORY ELITE MISSIONS PACK". It is the perfect design for passionate gamers, virtual world explorers, and roleplay enthusiasts who love a challenge. A fantastic gift idea for kids, teens, and all lovers of retro video game aesthetics.
Pixel Gamer Inventory Elite Mission Gear Pack, ROBLOX Card
by Cool kiddo
$5.00 $6.00
Description: We all know the lie we tell ourselves when browsing for new sim gear. This pixel art design captures the endless addiction of upgrading your rig. One more button box will definitely make you a tenth of a second faster.
Just One More Peripheral - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: “JUST A BOY OBSESSED WITH VR” features a cute axolotl wearing a virtual reality headset and holding a controller. A fun choice for boys who love axolotls, VR gaming, and video games.
Just A Boy Obsessed With VR Cute Axolotl Gamer Card
by cody game
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You will gladly lose three positions just to avoid a 4x incident point hit. This warning label design is for the extremely cautious drivers who protect their safety rating with their lives. Let the divebombers pass in peace.
iRating Protection Squad - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: You spend more time adjusting pressures by 0.1 PSI than actually driving the track. This gauge graphic design is for the setup tweakers who believe the perfect tire pressure will unlock a second of pace. Get back on the track and practice.
Tire Pressure Scientist - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Reversing in virtual reality is an experience your stomach will never forget. This vintage badge design is a badge of honor for those who push through the nausea for the ultimate immersion. Keep a bucket near the rig just in case.
VR Motion Sickness Club - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A funny workplace humor artwork featuring a vintage badge design with a muted microphone and the phrase “Order of the Mute Button, Vow of Productive Silence.” Perfect for remote workers, office teams, introverts, coworkers, meeting survivors, corporate humor fans, and anyone who believes the mute button is the best productivity tool.
Order Of The Mute Button Productive Silence Card
by Thread Paradox
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The endurance race started at midnight and your stint is at 3 AM. This minimalist design perfectly captures the caffeinated lifestyle of a dedicated sim racer. Sleep is temporary, but virtual glory is forever.
Sleep Deprivation Simulator - Sim Racing Humor Card
by GarageGraphics
$5.00 $6.00