Wipe Cards
Description: Vintage-inspired surf artwork featuring a seasoned surfer enjoying a sunset beach scene with the bold phrase “Too Old to Wipe Out.” Perfect for older surfers, beach lovers, ocean enthusiasts, and fans of classic surf culture.
Old Guys Surf Club Too Old to Wipe Out Card
by david_davis-studi
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your maritime wit with this gold and navy nautical emblem, featuring a detailed compass rose, twin anchors, and elegant scrollwork. A banner across the center reads "I Wipe, Therefore I Am" - a clever nod to life on deck. Perfect on a tee, hoodie, or gift for boaters, sailors, and anyone who appreciates nautical humor with a philosophical twist.
I Wipe Therefore I Am - Nautical Compass Emblem Card
by Lena’s Palette
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Heavy 90s rap-tee style collage featuring an unhinged gorilla graphic and the most legendary sarcastic internet quote.
Born To Shit Forced To Wipe Gorilla Vintage Bootleg Style Card
by AnganDwong
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A retro terminal readout of a memory wipe in progress. Who were you again? WitchingHour.JP original.
Memory Wipe Retro Terminal Cyberpunk Diagnostic Card
by WitchingHourJP
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace the ultimate meme with this badass skeleton design. Featuring a grim reaper with a gun, this funny born to shit forced to wipe tee is perfect for metalheads and shitposters alike.
Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Grim Reaper Skeleton T-Shirt Card
by Forest_Deer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Show off your rebellious humor with this Born to Shit Forced to Wipe skeleton biker design. Perfect for motorcycle enthusiasts who love funny internet memes.
Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Skeleton Biker Meme Tee Card
by Forest_Deer
$5.00 $6.00
Description: The lion doesn’t wipe—he lounges in style. This colorful absurd-humor design features a confident lion wearing sunglasses and tropical loungewear, relaxing in a luxurious chair with a fruity drink and a roll of toilet paper nearby. A hilarious choice for fans of funny animal memes, bathroom jokes, tropical vibes, chaotic internet humor, and unforgettable gag gifts.
The Lion Doesn’t Wipe Tropical Bathroom Meme Card
by Good Morning Owl
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Campers Wipe With Leaves design featuring hilarious poison ivy humor, camping adventures, wilderness survival jokes, hiking enthusiasts, outdoor recreation, nature lovers, campfire laughs, backpacking fun.
Funny Campers Wipe With Leaves Poison Ivy Camping Survival Humor Adventure Card
by just_ink_on_paper⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Perfect gift design for cat lover humor, grumpy humor cat morning personality and for caffeine obsessed morning people. Funny feline attitude, coffee break humor, caffeine lover saying.
Sorry For What I Said Before Coffee, Coffee First Humor Cat Morning Card
by PrimeVibe Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A dark and moody visual featuring a skeletal figure in a hooded cloak, aiming a handgun forward. A metal chain drapes across its body. The text reads 'BORN TO SHIT' above and 'FORCED TO WIPE' below the figure.
Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Skeleton Shooter Card
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Party Wipe Survivors — Roll a New Character! Wear your glorious dungeon failures with pride after the clock strikes midnight. 1980s retro rock club emblem featuring a battle-worn skull in an iron helm with a D20. The ultimate gift for players who have survived (or caused) a Total Party Kill, Dungeon Masters, and RPG veterans. Looks great on t-shirts, hoodies, and decals.
Party Wipe Survivors - 80s Vintage TPK RPG Club Meme Card
by Dice_Goblin_Studio
$5.00 $6.00
Description: Embrace spiritual comfort with this design featuring the powerful Bible verse, "He Will Wipe Every Tear" from Revelation 21:4. The artwork beautifully illustrates this message of hope and solace, showcasing a symbolic tear shape, a delicate lily, and olive branches, all set against a radiant sun-like halo and water ripples. This design resonates with Christian faith, offering a visual reminder of divine comfort and peace. It's an inspiring way to express your spiritual journey and share a message of enduring hope. The illustrative style provides a serene and thoughtful aesthetic for those who appreciate meaningful Christian apparel, believers, and church members.
Revelation 21:4 He Will Wipe Every Tear Verse Card
by LionKingShirts
$5.00 $6.00
Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Absurdist Humor Meme Card
by Anticorporati
$5.00 $6.00
Description: A graphic depiction of a black cat with yellow eyes sitting on a white toilet seat. The cat is holding a lit cigarette in its mouth, with smoke rising. Above the cat is text that reads "BORN TO SHIT" followed by Japanese characters. Below the cat, text reads "FORCED TO WIPE" followed by Japanese characters. The background is a solid tan color with a thin dark border.
Black Cat On Toilet Smoking Born To Shit Forced To Wipe Card
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$5.00 $6.00
The Lion Doesn't Wipe King Of The Jungle Quote Card
by BngWears
$5.00 $6.00