Wit Cards

Description: Two geese are talking with 'HONKERS' above them. Funny animal humor.

Description: Make It Wit Chu

Description: Every team needs a shining star, and occasionally, they need a "bad example" to show everyone else how not to do it! Embrace the role with this hilariously honest design. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of dry, self-deprecating humor, this shirt is the ultimate conversation starter for those who know that even a cautionary tale has its own special kind of value. Wear it when you’re feeling cheeky and ready to laugh at yourself.

Description: A fun and witty graphic for beverage enthusiasts! Features a glass and bottle illustration with the humorous phrase "Sip Happens When You Make Pour Decisions." Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good laugh and their favorite drink.

Description: Beggin for a Peggin

Description: A fun and witty design for believers! Show off your faith with a touch of personality and a nod to being the "salt of the earth."

Description: Show your debate skills with this humorous graphic. Features the statement 'Don't Argue With Me I'm A Debate Coach' in a distressed vintage athletic style. Great for debaters and public speaking enthusiasts.

Description: it's ok if you disagree with me i can't force you to be right

Description: Dark Humor Birds

Description: Dark Humor Birds

Description: Express your humor and fitness commitment with this graphic. Ideal for gym sessions or daily wear, it's a relatable statement for anyone with a trainer who pushes their limits. A great conversation starter for fitness fans!

Description: Adult Daycare Director AKA Bartender Funny Drink Glass

Description: I Have No Idea What This Is Tangled Cables Funny

Description: This design features a heart with angel wings and the text "Mommy Of An Angel Infant Loss Remembrance". Perfect for honoring and remembering a precious little one.

Description: Celebrate the knowledgeable and improvisational patriarch with this multi-color text graphic. Great statement piece for the dad or granddad who always has an answer.

Description: A humorous design for policewomen making a witty statement about their profession with the phrase 'I try to make things idiot-proof but they keep making better idiots.'

Description: Grungy ink illustration of a large winged bird with the sarcastic saying 'Is He Dead Yet'. A strong visual statement for those who appreciate dark, expressive artwork.

Description: Bold, straightforward graphic featuring honest, adult humor text. A clear statement piece for those who enjoy provocative designs.

Description: A cartoon raccoon wearing a green hooded sweatshirt with yellow trim is pointing to the right. The text "I'M WITH STUPID" is displayed prominently in white capital letters below the raccoon. The raccoon has a striped tail and is positioned against a black background.

Description: A memorable joke built around brilliant wordplay and a punchline that always lands.

Description: Bold high-contrast red and white political pop-culture statement layout for sarcastic personalities.

Description: Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) — very witty Irishman who was not only an exceptionally gifted writer, he was also a socialist and I’m sure his inspiration for this witty saying would have been inspired by Trump or one of the many assholes of his day!

Description: A bold, text-based presentation featuring white lettering on a black background. The top line reads "I'm a" in a script font. Below, "MECHANICAL" is in all caps, followed by "ENGINEER" in even larger, bold all caps. The bottom section contains "MY LEVEL OF SARCASTIC DEPENDS ON YOUR LEVEL OF STUPIDITY" in smaller, all-caps block letters.

Description: Yippie Kayak Other Buckets Bold

Description: Enlightened and witty French writer, Voltaire, is held in worldwide repute as a courageous crusader against tyranny, bigotry, and cruelty. Voltaire’s work vigorously propagates an ideal of progress to which people of all nations have remained responsive.

Description: Be yourself

Description: A black background with white text. The top line reads "MECHANICAL ENGINEER:", followed by "(noun)" in parentheses. Below that, a definition-style text reads, "I problem-solviigoving the problem-sollving, tecastmestionss your, amid sometimes destruction destruches you ward the reable."

Description: Intelligence Test Humor Sarcasm T-Shirt

Description: A stark black background features bold white text reading "ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS" stacked on two lines. Below this, smaller white text states "HAVE JUST THE RIGHT SPARK." To the right of the text are a white swoosh and a red starburst with connecting lines, symbolizing a spark.

Description: A bold, typographic composition against a black background. The words "CIVIL ENGINEER" are displayed prominently in large, blocky letters with a subtle shadow effect. Below this, in smaller text, it reads "(noun) a person who builds things you complain about during traffic". The text has a vintage feel.

Description: Summon laughs and dark vibes with "The Conjuring of Lucipurr"! This wickedly cute design features a devilish black cat in a mystical summoning circle, perfect for lovers of gothic style, dark humor, witches, and all things spooky. Whether you're into occult aesthetics or just appreciate clever wordplay, this design adds the right amount of chaos and charm to your outfit. Ideal for Halloween, cat lovers, and alternative souls. Available on t-shirts, hoodies, and more.

Description: I exist with enough confidence, wit, and standards to make average egos mysteriously malfunction.

Description: Fab and fun quilt merch!

Description: Cute cartoon illustration of an old witch flying on a broomstick. Funny Halloween character wearing a purple hat and traditional costume, isolated on white background. Perfect for Halloween design, party decoration, children book illustration, stickers, t-shirt print, and seasonal promotional materials.

Description: Enjoy a nostalgic and humorous look with this design, featuring a fun twist on classic train imagery.

Description: A green frog depicted as the Grim Reaper, wearing a black hooded robe and holding a scythe. The frog has large yellow eyes and a stoic expression. The text "'T WAS THE CARBS M'LORD" is displayed below the frog in large gray capital letters.