Wit Cards

Description: Enlightened French writer, Voltaire, is held in worldwide repute as a courageous crusader against tyranny, bigotry, and cruelty. Voltaire’s work vigorously propagates an ideal of progress to which people of all nations have remained responsive.

Description: Send trump back. Not the squad.

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Description: places to go, people to see, communist to offend.

Description: The ultimate wearable wink to wordplay enthusiasts who appreciate a good clean joke. Flaunt your knack for clever double entendres and remind the world that humor can be as refreshing as a bubble bath – after all, there's nothing wrong with a little clean fun!

Description: Make a statement with this "I'm Sorry I Offended You with Common Sense" design, perfect for those who speak their minds and appreciate a touch of sarcasm. Great for people who value logic, wit, and a no-nonsense attitude!

Description: Introducing our hilarious and cheeky design, "I gotta see the candy before I get in the van, I'm not stupid!" If you have a knack for sarcasm and a love for playful banter, this design is perfect for you. Designed with a clever twist on a common cautionary phrase, this design will surely make a statement wherever you go. It's the ultimate icebreaker, guaranteed to provoke laughter and spark conversations. Crafted with attention to detail, the design features bold, eye-catching typography that accentuates the message. The contrasting colors and clean lines ensure readability and make the design pop. Whether you're a fan of dark humor or simply appreciate witty designs, this one is bound to tickle your funny bone. Wear it proudl...

Description: i remember when a new hip joint meant someplace i wanted to try on a friday night

Description: A hilarious and relatable design for anyone whose mind has a habit of wandering off. Perfect for the easily distracted, dreamers, and those who embrace their own brand of chaos.

Description: i remember when a new hip joint meant someplace i wanted to try on a friday night

Description: Get in Loser We're Doing God's Will Funny Christian Bible

Description: Socrates Socra-Tease graphic design with a humorous twist.

Description: correlation = causation

Description: A lighthearted and sarcastic design for anyone who loves a playful, low-stakes flex with a sharp sense of humor.

Description: marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband

Description: Fab and fun quilt merch!

Description: For amputees, survivors, and warriors who don’t let anything hold them back — not even amputation.

Description: I wanna MAKE it WIT CHU anytime anywhere

Description: Denis Diderot: Pithy sentences are like sharp nails which force truth upon our memory.

Description: when i said: how stupid can you be, it wasn't a challenge.

Description: Stay on the cutting edge of humor with these sharp, snipping scissors. It’s perfect for creatives, stylists, and anyone whose wit is as precise as their tools. Great for crafters, hair pros, and office pranksters alike. This design trims away dull moments with one clever cut.

Description: i can write a goal for that

Description: Derek Jeter - 22 for 61 With 3 Doubles, 1 Home Run, and 3 RBIs During The NLDS, NLCS, and World Series, 1996

Description: Smiley Gorilla

Description: The classic Philadelphia cheesesteak. Sport some Philly pride with this design. It doesn't matter who you think has the best cheesesteak, it matters how you order it. Here are some tips: 1) Don't call it a Philly cheesesteak. In Philadelphia, it's just a cheesesteak. 2) Your three cheese choices are whiz, American, or Provolone. Don't get fancy. 3) Wit means with fried onions. Don't walk in there and say "whiz wit without fried onions." If you don't want fried onions say "whiz without." This design is the classic wiz wit. 4) Know what you want, Order fast. Don't make conversation. There's a line and they have a game to get to.

Description: Wu Tang x Smurfs Do you remember Tuffy? Only appearing in 4 episodes of the classic Hanna Barbera cartoon, Tuffy made an impression by being ready to stomp a Smurf hole in creatures ten times his size. But he never got his due propers. That changes now, retro style, like it survived 1,000 Saturday Mornings in the '80s. Just don't call him Hefty.

Description: Writers Word Nerds Typewriter Wit

Description: Tired of people asking you questions you couldn't possibly know the answer to

Description: when i said: how stupid can you be, it wasn't a challenge.

Description: i'm very sorry to hear that the direct and predictable results of your actions happened to you

Description: Fab and fun quilt merch!

Description: Make a bold statement with this minimalist white-on-black text featuring a sharp, witty comeback for those who like to repeat themselves.

Description: Raise a toast to humor with our 'Funny Bartender' piece. Perfect for bartenders and waitstaff, this witty design adds fun to your mixology!

Description: i'm too clumsy to be around fragile masculinity

Description: Philly sports podcast alternate