Witty Cards

Description: Funny 50th Birthday So Happy I'm Fifty.

Description: Funny Quote There's Highway To Hell And Stairway To Heaven

Description: Sarcastic Um No Joke Novelty Tshirt for Snarky Sassy Teens by Funny Sarcastic Ironic Witty Saying Tshirts

Description: I Left My Leg At Your Mom's House - Funny Amputee Humor

Description: A rugged, high-performance vehicle designed for extreme terrain, the Bronco Sasquatch Truck offers superior handling, durability, and comfort for ultimate adventure seekers.

Description: You're dog tired and the gentle rhythm of the train is rocking you to sleep like newborn babe. Use this shirt to insure you don't miss your stop! #Yamanotenapping

Description: Think It's Not Illegal Yet

Description: This Is King Gizzard & Lizard

Description: For the die-hard Atraxa players out there—represent your favorite commander in style!

Description: A hilarious, unapologetic, and fiercely funny declaration about sibling rivalry and family pride! This design is perfect for anyone who loves to playfully throw their brother under the bus while clearing their own good name. It’s the ultimate statement of sibling sass and shows off the unique, teasing dynamic found in every good family relationship.

Description: In case it isn't clear, Gullible means Naive.

Description: This design features the blunt and funny phrase "Nope. Not Gonna Happen" — perfect for those who say it like it is. A bold and relatable shirt for sarcastic souls, introverts, or anyone done with today’s nonsense.

Description: The perfect end to any argument.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "technically correct: the best kind of correct". Never mind if you're annoying, smug, or pompous! If you're right, gloat!

Description: The Gentlemen Movie

Description: Sarcastic, History Buff I'd Find You More, Joke

Description: This is the perfect t-shirt funny, witty and wise quote loving people you know that has a unique sense of style.

Description: Smartass - Because it's better than being a dumbass. Perfect for the know-it-all in your life.

Description: Sarcastic Funny Retro Stripes It Was Me I Let The Dogs Out

Description: For the Spike's out there!

Description: How you doin? Do you know the difference between a cheeseburger and a boner? Well, you're not giving me a cheeseburger right now…. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight? You don't like my pick up lines? Come on baby! My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in!

Description: Make your point with this witty "Artificial Intelligence Not As Great A Threat As Natural Stupidity" design. It is a hilarious choice for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and sharp irony. A perfect conversation starter for every social setting.

Description: For the draft/sealed mtg players out there. Rep your love for your favorite format in style!

Description: For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “And yet, Despite the look on my face, you're still talking” design on your favorite apparel.

Description: "There's Someone For Everyone And The Person For You Is A Psychiatrist" is a funny sarcastic design with dark humor and savage wit. Perfect for those who enjoy bold jokes and unapologetic humor.

Description: Funny sarcastic witty sense of humor, then adult humor funny adult sarcasm sayings are right for you

Description: What better way to start a conversation with some random Japanese people than wearing this shirt!? Laughter and awesomeness are sure to ensue when you ask someone what your shirt says… because your shirt says, “please tell me what my shirt says”. Best to discuss over drinks with your new Japanese friend!

Description: Dyslexia Ironically, the kanji on this shirt is reversed, and will appear correct in a mirror. It’s a fun way to interact with random Japanese who get the joke. If you suffer from dyslexia and live in japan, this is also a great way to get the message out… learning Japanese is hard when you’re dyslexic!

Description: This Is My Second Rodeo

Description: Are you absolutely DONE with people? Do you look around and see people who absolutely need to be flipped off, but you can’t cause your Mom raised you to be a good person? Well insultron has got you covered. Check out our carefully crafted T-shirt designs, funny, quirky and offensive alike. Show people the Middle finger, but subliminally !! Order right now for you and your friends as well to save on shipping - insultron OUT !!

Description: Surrender to your dark side. Check out this sarcastic and witty “Leave Me Alone. I'm Only Talking to my Dog Today” design on apparel, mugs, and other unique gifts. For the sarcasm lover in all of us.

Description: You get what you pay for...

Description: Please Bore Someone Else With Your Questions for sarcastic women. This funny attitude statement is for sassy ladies who love witty humor and confident expressions.

Description: A playful, vintage-inspired look that softens the blow of your undeniable accuracy and sharp-tongued wit.

Description: Get this new print for a limited time!