Witty Cards

Description: *you're grammar police funny

Description: Show off your sarcastic side with this bold and witty "I'm Not Just A Mom, I'm A Bitch" design. Perfect for moms who embrace the humor and chaos of motherhood, this design adds a playful edge to your everyday mom life. Whether you're dealing with tantrums, laundry piles, or just need a good laugh, this funny and cheeky design makes a great gift for any mom who knows how to keep it real. Perfect for Mother's Day or as a just-because reminder to embrace the sassy side of parenting.

Description: Have you ever goofed? Made a mistake? Yeah, me either! Someone once told me there was a good chance I was wrong. I told them to read my shirt. Of course I was wearing my I May Be Wrong But It's Highly Unlikely Funny T-Shirt. Me? Wrong? That's just absurd!

Description: Live Laugh STFU design

Description: Introducing our clever "A Penny for Your Thoughts Seems a Little Pricey" merchandise, a witty take on the classic phrase that invites humor and introspection. This design playfully suggests that sharing thoughts and ideas is worth much more than just a penny, making it a perfect conversation starter for anyone who appreciates a good laugh. Whether you’re a fan of clever wordplay or simply enjoy expressing your unique personality, this design is sure to resonate. Available in various styles, including t-shirts, hoodies, and tank tops, this design is versatile enough for any occasion—be it casual outings with friends, cozy nights in, or as a humorous addition to your wardrobe.

Description: A meta message to keep others guessing.

Description: Large if factual.

Description: Your Inability To Grasp Science Is Not A Valid Argument Against It

Description: sarcasm it's how i hug

Description: Well... it's true

Description: The Patch Cafe Texas MTEX Oil Landman Series

Description: They say you cant fix stupid turns out you cant quarantine it either.

Description: This t-shirt design captures the essence of surprise and amazement with a witty phrase that's often used in response to unbelievable stories. It's a humorous way to express astonishment and engage in conversations with a touch of playful sarcasm.

Description: Getting ready for exams? Procrastinate now, panic later, the perfect plan!

Description: The text says "If you can read this, one of us is probably in trouble"

Description: The Rocinante Orange The Expanse

Description: Some people wonder where the term "hipster" even originated from. Well, it all started with one guy. Lincoln, the original hipster.

Description: Shan't

Description: Is stupidity your hobby funny insult sarcasm

Description: The legendary comedian who started in vaudeville, then worked on radio, made tv shows and films, played God and lived 100 years.

Description: This requires constant supervision anti social, allergic to people, sarcastic unisex funny saying are perfect gifts for anyone who is a combination of being a bit witty, clever with a rude touch

Description: Yup, it happens

Description: Japanese Vaporwave Bubble Gum Anime Girl in an Anti-Social Aesthetic Art Look for Retro Futurism as well for Harajuku, Osaka, Tokyo, and Japanese Streetwear Fans. Features an anime girl chewing gum with the quote wasabi and chili flavored in Japanese.

Description: The most clever dinosaurs accept Evolution. One of my few non-Pochari prints that are also available in limited styles (shirts, phone cases, sleeves, etc.). Featuring a reading Raptor in spectacles and an appreciation for intellectual conversation.

Description: Is it a bad thing?

Description: This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: I Have Selective Hearing You Weren't Selected Funny Cow Meme

Description: Go sports, win the points, team.

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Description: Simple white letters on black background: "[inarticulate cursing]". Inarticulate cursing may not be the best response, but sometimes it's the only response. F%$#!!

Description: Don't make me repeat myself - history t-shirt

Description: "I Cannot Brain Today I Has The Dumb" funny expression that will get your friends and family laughing. Perfect as a gift.

Description: 'You're Welcome' is traditionally a polite response when someone thanks you for something you may have done for them, be it holding a door open or handing you something out of reach. Of course, it can also be used to remind someone that they should have thanked you or at least acknowledged your effort. The latter usage is of course rather rude, but can also be used in jest when peppered with ample sarcasm and wit, so why not just put it out there in print so that you don't have to say anything at all?

Description: I'm Smiling On The Inside (Black)