Would Cards
I Was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Retro Track Card
by koe_chenx
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I Was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Time Maze Card
by Polka Dot & Attitude
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I was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Funny Walker Card
by s_t_e_p
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Hair Would Only Slow Me Down Bald American Flag Card
by Winimops
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Description: A black background graphic with bold red and white text. The top section reads "IF I DIED AND WENT" in white and "STRAIGHT TO HELL," in red. The center features a red outline of a person at a desk with a computer, flanked by devil tridents with flames below. The bottom text "IT WOULD TAKE ME WEEKS TO REALIZE AD WASN'T AT WORK ANYMORE" is in white and red.
IF I DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL, IT WOULD TAKE ME WEEKS TO REALIZE AD WASN'T AT WORK ANYMORE Text with Devil Tridents and Flames Card
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
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Description: Bold, distressed white capital letters are arranged into four lines of text on a black background. The text reads: 'ADMIT IT', 'LIFE WOULD BE', 'BORING', and 'WITHOUT ME'. The letters have a weathered appearance with small speckles and cracks.
Admit It Life Would Be Boring Without Me Text Card
by NURUL SHAFIA
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Description: A monochrome representation on a black background featuring a fire pit filled with logs and engulfed in flames. White text arches around the visual, reading 'WWJD?' at the top, 'WHAT WOULD JOE B. DO?' in the middle, and 'IN THE FIRE WE LIVE FOREVER' at the bottom. The style is bold and stylized.
WWJD? WHAT WOULD JOE B. DO? IN THE FIRE WE LIVE FOREVER Flames Fire Pit Card
by kiwico
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What Would Dolly Do, Country Guitar Cowboy Hat Card
by Jude Aria
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Description: A vintage-style poster featuring a surreal desert landscape with jagged purple rock formations scattered across an orange ground. In the background, muted purple mountains rise against a pale pink sky. Text at the top reads "RANGER NATURALIST SERVICE DEVILS GOLF COURSE", and below the landscape, "ONLY THE DEVIL WOULD PLAY GOLF ON SUCH A SURFACE". The bottom section displays "DEATH VALLEY NATIONAL PARK" with departmental seals.
Devils Golf Course Ranger Naturalist Service Death Valley National Park Card
by JOKSNESTGAMESS1992
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Description: A stylized depiction of an elderly couple seated closely on a lavender couch against a black background. The male figure has his arm around the female figure, and they are holding hands. Text above reads: "I thought", "Growing Old", and "Would Take Longer". The couple wears glasses and smiles warmly.
I thought Growing Old Would Take Longer Couple Card
by Spectrum StudioArt
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Retro Funny Adulting Too Expensive WOULD NOT RECOMMEND Card
by artoglo
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Description: A monochrome line drawing on a black background. White text reads: "IF I DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL" at the top. The center features a figure in a suit and tie with devil horns sitting at a desk with a laptop, surrounded by flames. Two trident symbols are on either side. Below this, white text reads: "IT WOULD TAKE ME WEEKS TO REALIZE YOU WASN'T AT WORK ANYMORE."
IF I DIED AND WENT STRAIGHT TO HELL IT WOULD TAKE ME WEEKS TO REALIZE YOU WASN'T AT WORK ANYMORE Card
by funnymushroomz
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I was Told There Would Be Speed Walking Funny Walker Card
by s_t_e_p
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Description: A distressed, impactful statement with the text 'IF ARCHITECTURE WAS EASY IT WOULD BE CALLED ENGINEERING'. Centered within the text are two crossed rulers with measuring marks. The background is black.
IF ARCHITECTURE WAS EASY IT WOULD BE CALLED ENGINEERING Ruler Emblem Card
by BrotherNightSky
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Description: Make a bold statement in dance class with this fun, eye-catching design! Perfect for ballet dancers who love to express their personality and humor, this shirt ensures you'll stand out and bring energy to every lesson. Ideal for dance practice or casual outings!
Admit It Dance Class Would Be Boring Without Me Ballet Card
by Lubowitz Rodriguez
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Description: A high-contrast black and white text-based design. The phrase 'I WOULD HAVE QUIT BY NOW...' is at the top, followed by a horizontal barbell graphic with the word 'BUT' inside an oval on the bar. Below the barbell, the text 'MY TRAINER SCARES ME.' is displayed in large, bold letters.
I WOULD HAVE QUIT BY NOW... BUT MY TRAINER SCARES ME. Barbell Text Design Card
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
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Description: Bold, block lettering displays the text 'I THOUGHT GROWING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER'. The words are arranged in four lines. The colors transition from red and orange at the top to yellow, pink, and purple at the bottom, set against a black background.
I THOUGHT GROWING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER Card
by liquiditynationsquad
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There Was A Safety Meeting In Work Today They Asked Me What Steps Would you Take In The Event Of A Fire Card
by Chuck Carson
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Description: Admit It Pickleball Would Be Boring Without Me funny pickleball design featuring a vintage retro paddle and ball. Perfect for pickleball lovers, competitive players, doubles partners, and anyone who enjoys pickleball humor on the court
Admit It Pickleball Would Be Boring Without Me Funny Card
by Bistro Weirdos
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Description: Perfect for barbarians with low patience and high damage output. A hilarious design for D&D players who are always ready to rage.
I Would Like To Rage - TTRPG Gamer Gift, Tabletop RPG Card
by DailyMoodCo
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People, One Star, Total Nightmare, Would Not Recommend Sarcastic Review Card
by Jatidiri
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Description: A high-contrast text graphic featuring the exact quote 'I WISH THE REAL WORLD would just stop HASSLING ME'. The text is presented in large, bold, blocky fonts. The words 'I WISH', 'THE REAL WORLD', and 'ME' are in white, while 'would just stop' and 'HASSLING' are in red. The phrase 'would just stop' is underlined with a red line.
I Wish The Real World Would Just Stop Hassling Me Card
by ASYIFA ARTWORK
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Description: I AM NOT AS MEAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE AND I WISH PEOPLE APPRECIATED THAT MORE
I AM NOT AS MEAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO BE AND I WISH PEOPLE APPRECIATED THAT MORE Card
by Latitude Lifestyle Store
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