Dearest Merch

Description: Dolly Dearest 1991

Description: This respectful tribute features a high-quality line art portrait of Saint Teresa of Calcutta paired with elegant typography. Combining spiritual heritage with a classic "legend" layout, it offers a meaningful way to honor her legacy of compassion. Perfect for those who find inspiration in her life's work and humanitarian spirit.

Description: A striking retro pop art comic style illustration featuring two Victorian women back-to-back with the dramatic text bubbles Dearest... and ...Beloved, set against a red moon with flying bats and a bold Carmilla blast logo. This pulp comic graphic captures the campy, spooky energy of classic horror stories and Sheridan Le Fanu's original sapphic vampire tale. It is an amazing choice for queer horror fans, comic book collectors, and lovers of retro gothic aesthetics.

Description: Mommie Dearest

Description: Mommie Dearest - Haircut

Description: 'No wire hangers!'

Description: No wire hangers!

Description: Mommie Dearest - Joan Crawford

Description: Jason and his mommy

Description: Mommie Dearest - Bring Me The Ax

Description: Cartoon drawing inspired by drag performance titled “Piggy Dearest” by Snackatha Crispy

Description: A fabulous aura definitely makes up for all the child abuse, Joan!

Description: Mommie Dearest - Vote

Description: Mr Banks is looking for a nanny for his two mischievous children and comes across Mary Poppins, an angelic nanny. She not only brings a change in their lives but also spreads happiness.

Description: ICON

Description: To Beatrice

Description: Mommie Dearest

Description: Mommie Dearest - No Wire Hangers

Description: Dolly Dearest 1991

Description: "An ornate, dark academia-inspired cottagecore design featuring the elegant typography 'DEAREST GENTLE READER' in creamy vintage lettering. The artwork is framed by intricate golden Art Nouveau filigree, interwoven with deep purple and dark red roses, calla lilies, and lush teal leaves. Enchanting details include an inkwell with a feather quill, a mystical leather-bound book with golden runes, moon phases, and subtle constellations scattered against a solid black background."

Description: Originally an ink painting inspired by THAT scene in Mommie Dearest.

Description: Mommie Dearest Joan Crawford No Wire Hangers

Description: Mommie Dearest Joan Crawford No Wire Hangers

Description: retro advertisement for Susan And God with Joan Crawford from 1940.

Description: Hello! Isn't she truly the best? This piece celebrates that wonderful spirit, featuring a vibrant, heart-shaped "Best Mom Ever" typography with a classic 70s-style color palette. It features a bold, distressed texture that gives it that unique vintage find feeling from a nostalgic boutique. It’s the perfect, energetic gift for Mother's Day, a birthday, or just to surprise the world's greatest mom. I really hope you and your mom enjoy this nostalgic celebration of motherhood as much as I loved bringing it to life for you!

Description: Joan is my spirit animal

Description: Bette & Joan

Description: Not mom's favorite

Description: Mommie Dearest | Pop Art

Description: This isn’t my first time . . . At the Snatch Game.

Description: She's got Bette Davis eyes

Description: I identify as Blanche

Description: The unstoppable Alyssa Edwards as the unstoppable Joan Crawford.

Description: Cool Mom

Description: Bette & Joan

Description: is Trogtastic!