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Do Not Autopsy Hat

Longevity Hat

designed and sold by  waterbearlair

$12 $19

Color: Navy

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Autopsy is gross. It's also uncomfortable. Plus it can kill you! Cryonicists know how dangerous autopsy can be. Make your wishes known and do what you can to avoid autopsy. Dawn this Do Not Autopsy shirt and support your right to exist as long as you want to.

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