Ask First Hats
Description: A fierce great white shark bursts through a retro marine patrol design with the bold motto “Bite First, Ask Later.” Rendered in distressed teal, red, cream, and golden tones, this high-energy ocean predator illustration combines vintage coastal style with dark nautical humor. A striking choice for shark lovers, marine life fans, divers, surfers, fishermen, beachgoers, and anyone who enjoys fierce sea creature graphics and conversation-starting gifts.
Vintage Great White Shark Patrol – Bite First, Ask Later Hat
by RacksArt
$12 $19
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed Rhodesian Ridgeback with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for Ridgeback owners, Vizsla fans, pet parents, and lovers of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - Rhodesian Ridgeback Vintage Badge Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$12 $19
Description: Distressed circular vintage badge featuring an overly enthusiastic, wide-eyed German Shepherd with its tongue hanging out and the phrase "Lick First, Ask Questions Later." Perfect hilarious graphic for GSD owners, shepherd lovers, pet parents, and fans of goofy canine energy.
Lick First Ask Questions Later - German Shepherd Vintage Badge Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$12 $19
Description: A bold sports typography design featuring the quote “Stop Asking Who Scored. Ask Who Blocked.” Perfect for athletes, defensive players, blockers, coaches, teammates and sports fans who know that great defense can change the game. A strong motivational design for practices, tournaments, game days and everyday wear.
Stop Asking Who Scored Ask Who Blocked Sports Quote Hat
by KristianVale
$12 $19
Description: A whimsical scene featuring a green frog wearing a mushroom cap and backpack, surrounded by various types of mushrooms, fallen leaves, and forest elements within a circular border of branches and lichen. The text "FORAGE FIRST" is at the top and "ASK QUESTIONS LATER" is at the bottom, both in a cream-colored font.
Forage First Ask Questions Later Frog Mushroom Scene Hat
by Typography of Arts
$12 $19
Description: A cartoon style depiction of a smiling frog sitting cross-legged, holding a red-and-white spotted mushroom. The frog wears a backpack and is surrounded by a circular arrangement of various mushrooms, branches, and leaves. The text 'FORAGE FIRST' arches over the top, and 'ASK QUESTIONS LATER' arches below.
Forage First Ask Questions Later Frog Mushroom Forest Hat
by rosemariana
$12 $19
Description: Embrace your inner rebel with this funny "Nice Was Never the Plan - Welcome to the Naughty List" design. Perfect for anyone who prefers mischief over being well-behaved during the holidays.
Nice Was Never The Plan Welcome To The Naughty List Design Hat
by Apex Form Studio
$12 $19
Taekwondo Kick First Ask Later Karate Fighter Martial Arts Hat
by Frednipo
$12 $19
Description: This Lick First, Ask Questions Later t-shirt features an energetic and loyal German Shepherd dog with its tongue out, ready to explore and make new friends. The design captures the German Shepherd's playful yet protective nature, reminding us to approach life with enthusiasm and a willingness to learn.
Description: A black background with bold yellow and orange text. The top reads "MILLWRIGHT" with a yellow and blue hazard stripe border. Below it, "HOURLY RATE" is in orange. A list follows detailing various hourly rates with corresponding conditions, such as "$100 or HR ... MINIMUM" and "$500 or HR ... IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO MO DO MY JOB."
Description: A playful and confident statement—“Just kiss me. We can talk later.”—rendered in elegant script style, perfect for those who prefer heartfelt moments over chatter.
Just Kiss Me—We Can Talk Later Romantic Flirty Style Hat
by Nexu Tokyo
$12 $19
Description: Funny octopus chef design with the phrase “Taste First, Ask Questions Later.” Great for food lovers and kitchen humor!
Octopus Chef – Taste First, Ask Questions Later Hat
by Lockman Breitenberg
$12 $19
Description: Bring life, humor, and charm to your space with this design inspired by the joys of propagation and indoor plant parenting. Whether you're growing roots in jars or curating your houseplant jungle, this artwork celebrates every plant lover’s happy place—your propagation station. Perfect for anyone who lives and breathes greenery (literally).
Root First, Ask Questions Later - Funny Planting Design Hat
by Republic Inc
$12 $19
Description: If At First You Don't Succeed Try Doing What Bob Told You to Do the First Time
If At First You Don't Succeed Try Doing What Bob Told You to Do the First Time Hat
by Wiccan Daze
$12 $19
Description: Ideal for Grandparent's Day, it combines humor with heartfelt affection, making it a delightful way to show your love and appreciation. Bring a smile to their faces with this charming and playful piece!
If at first you don't succeed ask grandma Funny Retro Hat
by Mood Faces Tees
$12 $19
