Buffer Hats
Description: Ladies, Gentlemen, Boys and girls; and POTASSIUM ENTHUSIASTS FROM AROUND THE WORLD! Silhouette tribute to the greatest game ever played AND the Chief Potassium Enthusiast himself: The Young Professor yelling his famous ending line at the start of all Savannah Bananas games. This is not your grandad's pasttime. This is Bananaball!
Description: New and improved! Now with v3.0 web-scale compatible reactive paradigm and seamless property-driven development test suite. There are only 2 hard problems in computer science: 0. Cache invalidation 1. Naming things 7. Asynchronous callbacks 2. Off-by-one errors 3. Buffer overrun Fun fact! When I first thought of adding the Buffer Overrun line, I tried pasting a random `erl_crash.dump` file that I ran through this unicode mangling tool (https://lunicode.com/creepify). The following hilarious things happened: 1. Atom Editor completely crashed. I had to switch to using TextWrangler to even be able to edit it at all. 2. Trying to paste the unicode block in here caused Google Chrome to crash, so I trimmed the text down t...
Only 2 Hard Problems in Computer Science: version 2.0.0-rc-937.04-hot-patch Hat
by Suranyami
$11 $19
Description: An impressive charicature done by an outstanding, Florida based artist: Michael Duron of Locoduck Studios! As a passionate wrestling fan and friend of The Young Professor, he was kind enough to create this artistic rendering of our sweet-voiced showman in his iconic pink Valentine's Day suit! You want to get your hands on this one!
Description: Inspired by the neon ballplayers on the sides of Shea Stadium in New York, check out this amazing Young Professor Neon Announcer design! Whether you know him from wrestling, baseball, MMA, or trivia: this New York Mets inspired design is an awesome look for any occasion! This variant is done in the colors of the team he went on the 2022 World Tour with: the Savannah Bananas!
Description: Everyone knows the frustration of sitting patiently as something buffers... only for it to fail. Well now it can happen to your Halloween costume too! Reads .... Costume Buffering... ERROR.... The Halloween costume could not be displayed.
The Halloween Costume Could Not Be Displayed Geeky Funny Hat
by NerdShizzle
$11 $19
Description: Google hacking, also named Google Dorking, is a hacker technique that uses Google Search and other Google applications to find security holes in the configuration and computer code that websites are using. Google dorking could also be used for OSINT.
Cyber security - Ethical Hacker - Google Dorks Exploit Database Hat
by Cyber Club Tee
$11 $19
Description: This simple humorous textbased design was created especially for those office workers that are juggling multiple tasks and really need a break from the endless workload. Wouldn’t it be handy if we could also take a time out when a difficult situation arises? Well, now you can by simply relaxing and pointing at your ‘Please wait, I’m buffering’ merch!