Client Hats
Description: Software developer hourly rate. A funny pricing chart for developers who charge extra if you watch, “help,” or tell them how to do their job. Perfect for software engineers, freelance developers, programmers, web developers, and IT contractors who are tired of unsolicited advice. A great gift for coworkers, freelancers, tech lovers, and friends who love programmer humor and developer culture.
Software Developer Hourly Rate Funny Programmer Pricing Chart Design Hat
by Velveteen Contour Studio
$12 $19
Description: A funny project management artwork featuring a kaiju-style monster covered in sticky notes with the phrase “Scope Creep Kaiju, Estimated Harmless.” Perfect for project managers, developers, software teams, IT workers, office humor fans, corporate teams, and anyone who has watched a small request turn into a monster.
Description: One more revision... and another... and another. This humorous illustration perfectly captures the endless revision cycle every graphic designer, UI/UX designer, freelancer, and creative professional knows too well. A perfect gift for designers, digital artists, and anyone working with demanding clients.
Description: Customer Service Week 2026 shirt featuring a smiling kawaii coffee mug in a headset giving a thumbs up. Made for call center agents, client care teams, help desk staff and receptionists. A great gift for Customer Service Week in October, team outfits and office parties. Bright artwork made for black and other dark shirts.
Description: A black and white graphic styled as a nutrition facts label. The top section reads "INFLUENCER" in large white capital letters. Below this is a "Nutrition Facts" heading, followed by "10 posts per day Engagement: (100%)" and "Amount per post100% % Daily Value*". The main body lists various attributes like "Total Creativity" and their corresponding percentages, with the lowest being "Originality" at 10% and the highest "Client Satisbaction" at 200%.
Description: Just when you thought the project was finished... "One more revision." This funny monster perfectly captures the endless cycle of client feedback that every designer, illustrator, developer, and freelancer knows all too well. A great gift for creative professionals who survive on coffee, patience, and Ctrl+Z.
Description: Tired of clients paying you in "exposure" and empty gratitude? This bold "Don't Thank Me. Pay Me." retro comic design is the ultimate uniform for freelancers, graphic designers, independent contractors, and sales hustlers who know their worth. Featuring a vintage risograph-style illustration with dollar-sign eyes and offset typography, it's the perfect sarcastic gift for gig economy workers or anyone tired of corporate runarounds.
Description: A retro-style illustration of a barber with glasses meticulously cutting a client's hair with scissors and a comb. The client wears a cape with a black and white abstract pattern. A speech bubble above the client reads "Boleh Uap?". Gold splatters and dripping black ink enhance the composition.
Description: Still waiting... This funny monster perfectly captures the endless silence after sending an important message. Whether you're a developer, designer, freelancer, project manager, or office worker, you've definitely been here. A relatable design for anyone who's ever refreshed their inbox one too many times.
Description: Expose the truth. This bold design features a reimagined Uncle Sam pointing directly at you, demanding transparency: "Release The Epstein Files." Perfect for anyone who questions the system, loves political satire, or wants to send a message about justice and accountability. Wear it loud. Demand the truth.
Description: A monochrome design with bold white text on a black background. The top section reads 'THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER SAY TO A GRAPHIC DESIGNER:'. Below this, a bulleted list outlines phrases such as 'WANE CLIENT', 'CLIENTTO THAY', 'BRENT, CANT', 'YEIRE THANTA', and 'YOU WIKST WICKE'.
Description: An uplifting typography design featuring the message “Helping People Find Their Strength” accented with floral and decorative elements. With its warm, empowering tone and polished layout, this design highlights the compassion, advocacy, and encouragement at the heart of helping professions.
