Commit Hats

Description: You either are or you are not and it's a decision you make every day

Description: The "Let's Commit a Crime" design shows a daring little frog wielding a sword, ready for some mischievous adventure! This feisty amphibian has no idea what "crime" even means maybe he’s just off to steal some flies or raid the local pond! With that oversized sword and a determined look, he’s both hilarious and adorable probably the least threatening “criminal” ever. It’s the perfect design for anyone who loves a bit of harmless rebellion… frog style!

Description: "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities" - Voltaire - Warns how lies become violence when blind faith takes over. Think critically. Makes a great gift for truth defenders.

Description: Off To Commit Silly Crimes.

Description: This hilarious design features a crowned frog king confidently riding a flying goose, paired with the phrase “Off to Commit Tomfoolery.” With a hand-drawn cartoon style and a taste for the absurd, this playful artwork is perfect for fans of chaotic energy, whimsical animal pairings, and unapologetically silly adventures.

Description: I-Would-Commit-Crimes-for-This-Dog

Description: Commit your way to the Lord