Cortex Hats

Description: A humorous diagram of an engineer's brain, depicted in yellow outline with labeled sections on a black background. Text labels include "ENGINEER'S BRAIN", "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "VERCATION SENSOR", "COFFEE LOCATION", "SARCASM CORTEX", and "BURTES". The diagram uses lines to point to different areas of the brain.

Description: A monochrome diagram of a brain with various labels indicating different functions. The text reads "ENGINEER'S BRAIN", and labels point to areas like "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SCIENTIFIC CALCULATOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", "OPTIMIZATION PROTOCOLS", "STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY CHECK", "SYSTEMS ANALYSIS", "CODING LOGIC UNIT", and "SHOULD BE USING DUCT TAPE?". The brain is presented in white against a black background.

Description: A black background features a detailed sketch of a human brain with various labels pointing to different sections and functions. Text elements like "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SARCASM CALCULATOR", "GINLETECTRIC SENSOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", and "DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE" surround the brain, along with mathematical equations and gears. The overall composition is a diagrammatic representation of an engineer's mind.

Description: A schematic of a human brain, labeled with humorous functions. Text labels include 'Coffee Location Sensor', 'Sarcasm Cortex', 'Problem-Solving Lobe', 'Excel Spreadsheet Storage', 'Cat Gif Retrieval System', 'Deadline Panic Center', 'Debugging Algorithms', 'Joke Generator (If Statement)', 'If-Then Logic', and 'Pizza Consumption Controller'. The style is anatomical with white text on a black background.

Description: Only a true Crash Fan know this crate!

Description: A black background displays a human brain diagram in grayscale with white outlines. Text labels connect to different parts of the brain, indicating functions like 'COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR', 'FREE BUNERE', 'SARCASM CORTEX', 'TUCKT CRIONS', and 'DISLIKE FOR STUPID PEOPLE'. The title 'ENGINEER'S' is prominently displayed at the top.

Description: A stylized yellow human brain is depicted against a black background. Lines from various parts of the brain point to text labels. These labels include "PROBLEM SOLVING FUNCTION", "COFFEE LOCATION SENSOR", "SARCASM CORTEX", "MAPTIBENG", and "MUSTICH". The title "ENGINEER'S BRAIN" is prominently displayed at the top.

Description: SPK - Machine Age Voodoo

Description: Who doesn't love this classic video game character?

Description: Directly coming from an alternate dimension and seems she have of help no intention.

Description: face me coward

Description: Vintage inspired art by Matt clark

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Description: Leather Nun - Ensam I Natt

Description: Cute things for cite people :)

Description: Cortex Troupeau Bleu

Description: Kings Island

Description: C Totem graphic design with retro vintage styling and clean bold lettering.

Description: Clown skin for Cortex from Crash Team Racing Nitro Fuelled!

Description: "Oh! Y–yes… the crates are meant to be broken!"

Description: Megamix from the Crash Bandicoot series! With his new design from CTR!

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Description: Playing with words ... also, we could use more insight

Description: Neuroscience Neuroscientist Brain Researcher Cognitive Science Neurology Expert (79)

Description: Own the showcard for the What's in The Rift Podcast. Be wary as people may try to listen to you on their commute to work if you wear this.

Description: Cliff Palace at Mesa Verde National Park, Colorado