Cryptic Hats
Description: A darkly humorous vintage-style illustration depicts a hooded skeleton electrician giving a thumbs-up while repairing a sparking electrical panel for a fictional business called Necrolite Electrical Repair Service. Packed with playful slogans and retro textures, the design blends spooky afterlife themes with classic trade branding and tongue-in-cheek worldbuilding.
Description: Japanese-UFO-Abduction features a dark flying saucer with tentacle-like forms and vertical Japanese-inspired text. The artwork blends alien mystery, eerie sci-fi mood, ink-style texture, and cryptic symbolism into a strange monochrome design with supernatural atmosphere, UFO energy, and unsettling cosmic personality.
Description: A black and white composition featuring a central figure wearing a bag over their head, holding a pistol. Cryptic text and numbers are arranged vertically on either side of the figure. The title "ZODIAC" and "DAVID FINCHER" are prominent at the top. The phrase "THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING" is also visible.
Patrick Said Same Turtle Different Day Funny Sea Turtle Humor Hat
by Tato du
$12 $19
Patrick Said Bold Red And White Sarcastic Typography Hat
by Polka Dot & Attitude
$12 $19
Description: Our agency seal now available for you! Adorn your favorite gear with this funky eldritch cat.
The ARES Network Seal Hat
by The Agency for Redacted Exploration & Scrutiny Network
$12 $19
Description: A mind-bending cosmic death metal vision—this black-and-white vortex channels alien rituals, abstract gore, and apocalyptic chaos. A chilling tribute to Blood Incantation's dense, technical brutality and metaphysical themes.
Blood Incantation – The Vitrification of Blood Cosmic Death Ritual Hat
by Toongirl18
$12 $19