Does Hats
Description: The design consists of a phrase arranged in a stacked format across multiple lines. The phrases reads "I AM NOT", "RESPONSIBLE", "FOR WHAT MY FACE DOES WHEN", "YOU TALK". The first phrase appears in a red color, the second phrase in an orange color and the third phrase in orange, the fourth phrase in a teal color. The background is Black.
Description: A black background contains white, sans-serif text in a list format. The first line reads "THINGS CANADA". The second line reads "DOES BETTER". The third line reads "THAN AMÉRICA". The fourth line is numbered "1." followed by the word "HOCKEY", which is struck through with a red line. The fifth line is numbered "2." and is blank.
Description: Where would we be without movie clichés? Head ‘em off at the pass. Meet ‘em at the old mill. But it doesn’t have to be that way, scriptwriters. Coin some new phrases that will, in fifty years time, become clichés themselves. Perhaps, “I’ll email you with the details” or “We can find them with the GPS!”
Description: A flowchart detailing advanced engineering methodologies. The design shows two branches starting with 'APPLY DUCT TAPE' and 'USE GLUE/SEALANT'. A central question is 'DOES IT MOVE?' with subsequent 'YES' and 'NO' paths leading to 'SHOULD IT?' and further actions like 'APPLY DULT DUCT TAPE', 'MOVE', and 'DO NOT PROPAITIGE'. The visual elements include a roll of duct tape and a tube of glue/sealant.
Description: A retro-style circular graphic depicting a landscape with mountains and grass. Silhouettes of figures are running across the middle ground, with dragons flying in the sky above. Sauron's tower stands tall on the right. The upper text reads 'MIDDLE EARTH'S ANNUAL'. The lower text reads 'MORDOR FUN RUN ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK'. The background features horizontal retro stripes of teal, beige, and orange.
Description: A humorous flowchart with a dark background. The title 'ENGINEERING FLOWCHART' is at the top in white text. The flowchart begins with 'START', branches to 'DOES IT MOVE?' with 'YES'/'NO' paths, leading to 'SHOULD IT?', and ultimately suggesting 'WD-40 (ALL OK)', 'FIX IT!', or 'DUCT TAPE (ALL OK)'.
Description: A stark, monochrome text-based graphic with all text in uppercase white letters against a black background. The text reads 'LACK OF PLANNING ON YOUR PART DOES NOT CONSTITUTE AN EMERGENCY ON MY PART.' The font is bold and sans-serif, maximizing readability.
Lack Of Planning On Your Part Constitutes Emergency On My Part Bold Text Hat
by Typography of Arts
$19
Description: Your mouth might say nothing, but your face says everything. This hilarious, rainbow-styled shirt is for anyone who’s ever gotten in trouble for a raised eyebrow, a squint, or just general "you’ve got to be kidding me" energy. Perfect for sarcastic coworkers, expressive introverts, and anyone who runs out of patience daily. Features: Hand-lettered feel with rich gradient colors Curved, flowing layout full of visual energy Ideal for gifts, workwear, or self-expression Available on tees, mugs, hoodies, bags & more
Funny Face Reaction Shirt – I’m Not Responsible for What My Face Does When You Talk Hat
by The Wolf and the Butterfly
$19