Macrodata Refinement Hats
Description: Step into the unsettling world of Lumon Industries with this minimalist Severance-inspired bandage design. Whether you see it as a symbol of corporate control, a nod to workplace dystopia, or just a subtle sci-fi reference, this bandage/band-aid artwork captures the eerie aesthetic of the hit psychological thriller. Perfect for fans of Severance, mind-bending storytelling, dark humor, and corporate satire, this design is available on a variety of products, from shirts and hoodies to stickers and mugs. Show your devotion to Lumon… or question everything. Get yours today!
Lumon Blue Bandage/Band-Aid – Severance Minimalist Corporate Dystopia Design Hat
by Prickly Bear
$12 $19
Description: Elevate your style with this bold "Devour Feculence" design, inspired by Severance and perfect for fans of dystopian satire, dark humor, and minimalist aesthetics. Ideal for t-shirts, stickers, and posters, this eye-catching graphic makes a statement while celebrating your love for cult TV references. Show your appreciation for clever corporate satire — a must-have for Severance fans!
Devour Feculence - It's the perfect gift for fans of Severance, lovers of dark humor, and dystopian themes. Hat
by ZyziowskyArt
$12 $19
Description: Step back in time with Mark's Retro Revival, a nostalgic tribute to the mind-bending world of "Severance". This eye-catching design features a balloon and suit, reminiscent of a bygone era, paired with Mark's iconic expression. The retro color palette and vintage style font evoke a sense of nostalgia and fun, perfectly capturing the show's unique blend of corporate dystopia and human connection. Whether you're a die-hard fan or simply looking for a unique and stylish design, Mark's Retro Revival is sure to impress.
Description: Expand your corporate allegiance worldwide with the Devour Feculence globe logo. Featuring crisp global lines wrapped around minimalist corporate typography, this design captures the chilling ambition of Severance in a stark, graphic style. A must-have for fans who know true loyalty has no borders — and no conscience.
Description: Brighten your innie workday with 90s Memphis - Milchick! Featuring vibrant pastel colors, playful squiggles, and distressed textures straight out of the 90s Memphis design scene, this retro piece gives a chaotic pop art twist to the most enthusiastic macrodata refinement supervisor around. Perfect for Severance fans who love their corporate vibes fun, loud, and slightly unsettling.
Description: “The Board Has Concluded the Call.” Bring the eerie, unforgettable vibe of Severance into your everyday wardrobe with this fan-favorite tee inspired by Lumon Industries’ cryptic boardroom moments. Designed for devotees who worship the minimalist menace of the show—and aren’t afraid to shout PRAISE KIER!—this shirt is the perfect blend of subtle fandom and clean, modern style. Made from ultra-soft, garment-dyed 100% U.S. cotton, this unisex tee offers a relaxed fit that feels lived-in from day one. With 58 colors to choose from, you can match your mood—Innie or Outie. A must-have for Apple TV+ collectors, sci-fi fans, and anyone who loves a clever, understated reference.
Description: If your review went badly because you use big words, I made this design for you! Show you’re “meeting expectations” (and then some) with this Severance-inspired “Devour Feculance” design. An homage to Mr. Milchick’s perfectly chipper performance reviews where the smiles are wide, the notes are vague, and the feculance is, well… devoured. Ideal for Innies who crave corporate affirmation, Outies who suspect they’re being graded on a curve, and anyone who’s ever said “I'm sorry Mr. Drummond” through clenched teeth. Pairs nicely with Defiant Jazz, waffle-based incentives, and a healthy fear of Break Room productivity metrics.
