Macrodata Hats
Description: “The Board Has Concluded the Call.” Bring the eerie, unforgettable vibe of Severance into your everyday wardrobe with this fan-favorite tee inspired by Lumon Industries’ cryptic boardroom moments. Designed for devotees who worship the minimalist menace of the show—and aren’t afraid to shout PRAISE KIER!—this shirt is the perfect blend of subtle fandom and clean, modern style. Made from ultra-soft, garment-dyed 100% U.S. cotton, this unisex tee offers a relaxed fit that feels lived-in from day one. With 58 colors to choose from, you can match your mood—Innie or Outie. A must-have for Apple TV+ collectors, sci-fi fans, and anyone who loves a clever, understated reference.
Description: If your review went badly because you use big words, I made this design for you! Show you’re “meeting expectations” (and then some) with this Severance-inspired “Devour Feculance” design. An homage to Mr. Milchick’s perfectly chipper performance reviews where the smiles are wide, the notes are vague, and the feculance is, well… devoured. Ideal for Innies who crave corporate affirmation, Outies who suspect they’re being graded on a curve, and anyone who’s ever said “I'm sorry Mr. Drummond” through clenched teeth. Pairs nicely with Defiant Jazz, waffle-based incentives, and a healthy fear of Break Room productivity metrics.
