Missing Hats
Description: OceanGate Inc. is a privately owned U.S. company in Everett, Washington, that provides crewed submersibles for tourism, industry, research, and exploration. The company was founded in 2009 by Stockton Rush and Guillermo Söhnlein. The company acquired a submersible vessel, Antipodes, and later built two of its own: Cyclops 1 and Titan. In 2021, OceanGate began taking paying tourists, in its Titan submersible, to visit the wreck of the Titanic. As of 2022, the price to be a passenger on an OceanGate expedition to the Titanic shipwreck is US$250,000 per person.
Description: This design features the humorous phrase "Plot Armor Missing" in a cool, distressed retro font. It's perfect for gamers, RPG enthusiasts, Dungeons and Dragons players, or anyone who loves fantasy, sci-fi, and pop culture humor. Show off your love for meta-narratives and sarcastic wit, making it an ideal gift for birthdays, game nights, or just because. A great conversation starter for those who understand the struggle of a character without their protective plot armor.
Description: Express your childhood nostalgia with this reflective adult quote. 'I Couldn't Wait To Grow Up How I Miss The Kid Who Felt That Way' captures the sentiment of missing youth and simpler times. Perfect for anyone looking for a meaningful life quote.
I Couldn't Wait To Grow Up How I Miss The Kid Who Felt That Way Childhood Nostalgia Quote Hat
by Funny Animal Kings
$19
Description: A monochrome composition with white text on a black background. The top line reads "I'M NOT A" in a bold, sans-serif font. Below this, "COMPLETE" is written in the same font. The word "IDIOT" is prominently displayed, with each letter constructed from puzzle pieces, some of which appear to be missing or detached. The bottom line states "SOME PIECES ARE MISSING." The overall style is direct and humorous.
Description: A vintage-style graphic depicting an orange toolbox overflowing with various tools, including wrenches, screwdrivers, a level, and a hammer. The text above reads "SOME PEOPLE AREN'T JUST MISSING A SCREW" in a curved yellow font, and the text below reads "THE WHOLE TOOLBOX IS GONE" in a straight yellow font. The background is black.
Description: A monochrome text-based composition. The words 'I'M NOT A' are at the top, followed by 'COMPLETE' in a larger font, and 'IDIOT' in the largest font size. Below 'IDIOT' is the smaller text 'SOME PARTS ARE MISSING.'. All text is white with a black outline, set against a black background.
Description: A black background displays white text and a full-body depiction of a woman in a pink suit. The text reads "IF I'M MISSING THEN I'M PROBABLY" at the top and "CATCHING UP ON PAPERWORK" at the bottom. The woman stands with one hand on her hip, holding a dark folder.
If I'm Missing Then I'm Probably Catching Up On Paperwork Woman In Pink Suit Hat
by Chacha Story Planets
$19
Description: Don't Hug Me I'm Scareds Funny Saying Sarcasm. Autism shirt is great present for who likes the funny internet memes, jokes and humor. Makes a great present for Halloween party, Christmas or a birthday. Wear this tee to show that. Don't Hug Me I'm Scareds Funny Saying Sarcasm. Sarcastic sayings, quotes, memes, jokes, hilarious, for yourselfs or someone in your family or friends, any enthusiast or fan joke lover, funny birthday, husband, mom, mothers, autism awareness month. This is the perfect Halloween design for anyone who is afraid of being attacked. There is no such thing as a ghost, so enjoy this cute design!
