Monty Python Hats

Description: Does it matter if its European or African?

Description: Bedevere: “What makes you think she is a witch?” Peasant: “She turned me into a newt.” Bedevere: “A newt?” Peasant: “Well I got better.”

Description: Do Not Feed The Rabbit

Description: Mayhem in Mercia

Description: Lord of the rings by Monty Python

Description: MONTY PYTHON- HOLY HAND GRENADE

Description: The knights who say Ni funny design.

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Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Description: Monty Python Holy Grail comedy design for British humor fans. The quote 'Tis But A Scratch! appeals to movie enthusiasts and medieval knight meme lovers.

Description: FRENCH GUARD: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time! ARTHUR: How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us! FRENCH GUARD: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

Description: Black Knight: “Tis but a scratch.” King Arthur: “A scratch? Your arm’s off!”

Description: Classic. Vintage design.

Description: The Holy Grail

Description: Elderberry Wine

Description: "What Do You mean, an African or European swallow?" - King Arthur.

Description: Arthur: “What manner of man are you who can summon up fire without flint or tinder ?” Tim: “I…am an enchanter.” Arthur: “By what name are you known ?” Tim: “There are some who call me…Tim” Arthur: “Greetings, Tim, the enchanter.”

Description: Confuse a cat LTD

Description: One Knight, Two Knights...

Description: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise ... surprise and fear ... our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency ... and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

Description: tis but a scratch!

Description: Monty Python What Have The Romans Ever Done For Us

Description: ARTHUR: Where could we find this cave, O Tim? TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth. ARTHUR: What an eccentric performance.

Description: You've got no arms left !

Description: MONTY PYTHON - LIFE OF BRIAN

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight Quotes - I Move For No Man featuring the Black Knight.

Description: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high..."

Description: ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these are not strangers to our land. SOLDIER #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Description: Well I didn't vote for him...

Description: Monty Python Mean Girls

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quote - I'll Bite Your Legs Off! Featuring the Black Knight from the movie.

Description: Sir Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?" Crowd: "Burn, burn them up!" Sir Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?" Villager: "More witches!”

Description: Monty Python Hollywood Bowl

Description: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is a 1975 British comedy film that parodies the Arthurian legend.

Description: Cross the Bridge of Death and avoid the Gorge of Eternal Peril!

Description: Ah don' wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!