Panic Hats
Description: “But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”
Description: Magrathea is a planet located in the Horsehead Nebula in the Milky Way galaxy and orbiting the binary star Soulianis and Rahm. It was the center of the custom planet-building trade in the former Galactic Empire, where hyperspatial engineers sucked matter through white holes in space to form it into dream planets - gold planets, platinum planets, soft rubber planets with lots of earthquakes - all lovingly made to meet the exacting standards that the Galaxy's richest men naturally came to expect. The Magratheans grew very skilled at varying aspects of this occupation and soon did nearly nothing else.
Description: A funny and relatable dating-themed typography design featuring the phrase “I Flirt As A Joke And Panic When It Works.” Perfect for flirty personalities, singles, introverts, and fans of awkward dating humor, this playful design captures the hilarious moment when a joke unexpectedly turns into real chemistry.
A Very Controlled Panic Funny Octopus Overwhelmed Hat
by Lakeland Volunteers in Medicine (LVIM)
$12 $19
Description: Funny Coronavirus Lockdown: I survived the Toilet Paper shortage in 2020 and Covid 19. Healthy humor will keep us safe!
Funny Toilet Paper Quarantine Survivor, 2020 Coronavirus Lockdown Hat
by Herbivore Nation - Vegan Unlimited
$19
