Select Hats
Description: For the DBAs and backend engineers who just want to code in peace. This clever SQL query design reads: SELECT excuse FROM meetings WHERE necessary = false;. With its syntax-highlighted colors (blue, magenta, green, and red), it perfectly mimics a real database command—but delivers the ultimate funny punchline for anyone who hates unnecessary meetings. The perfect witty gift for database admins, software engineers, and IT professionals.
SELECT Excuse FROM Meetings WHERE Necessary False SQL Humor Hat
by awjunaid
$12 $19
Description: A retro computer screen design with a green border and black background. Text reads "MONDAY!" in distressed red letters at the top, with blue lightning bolts above. Below, "SELECT" and "START A NEW WEEK" are displayed, with a "QUIT" button highlighted by a pixelated cursor.
MONDAY! Select Start A New Week Quit Retro Computer Screen Hat
by Remisova illustrator
$12 $19
Description: A circular emblem with a white border features a black background adorned with splatters. Inside, the text 'Dorsia' is written in elegant white script, preceded by a stylized 'D' and followed by five white stars. Below, read 'SELECT FINE DINING', 'MAITRE D\' DISCRETION', and 'NEW YORK' in white block letters.
Dorsia Select Fine Dining Maitre D' Discretion New York Emblem Hat
by CLAIRO MAINE STUDIO
$12 $19
Description: Choose your feline fighter! This nostalgic 8-bit arcade design features cute kittens ready for adventure, dressed in classic role-playing costumes including a magic wizard, an armored knight, a stealthy ninja, a futuristic cyborg, and a space astronaut. Perfect for vintage gamers, tabletop fantasy fans, and cat lovers who want to press start on an epic quest.
Stranger Kittens Press Start - Retro Pixel Art RPG Cat Character Select Screen Hat
by Drusillack
$12 $19
Description: Epic 90s Konami arcade game "Sunset Riders" character select screen featuring cowboy heroes Steve, Billy, Bob, and Cormano. Bury me with my money! Ideal for classic arcade retro gamers.
Sunset Riders Konami Arcade Retro Character Select Screen Hat
by PaulKolbshop
$12 $19
Description: A 3x3 grid of characters in square frames with pixelated borders. The top row features three distinct characters: the first with a blue helmet, the second with a white v-shaped helmet and red accents, and the third with a blue helmet and red eye-like gem. The middle row shows three characters with blue helmets, varying only slightly in facial expression or subtle helmet details. The bottom row displays two characters: one in a red helmet with golden wings and a red gem, and the final character in a red helmet with a white v-shaped accent. The words "PUSH START" are prominently displayed above the grid.
Select Your Fighter Arcade Game Character Screen Hat
by Perch & Pour
$12 $19
Street Fighter Select Your Fighter Character Roster Hat
by VisionArtPun
$12 $19
Description: Character select page from the arcade classic: Sunset Riders. Show your nostalgia for the golden age of arcade action! YEEHA HOOOO
Sunset Riders Arcade Character Select Hat
by Phreephur Illustration
$12 $19
