Sergeant Hats
First Sergeant Chief Master Sergeant CMSgt USAF Air Force Rank Stripes Hat
by REDWOODNINE
$12 $19
Description: Flips burgers, takes no orders. A vintage military-patch emblem that promotes the backyard grill master to Grill Sergeant, built from a crossed spatula and tongs, three sergeant stripes and a blazing flame medallion, all wrapped in an embroidered-patch outline. The army olive, cream and flame orange palette and distressed stencil lettering give it a rugged vintage-military look that plays the rank straight for deadpan laughs. Perfect for the grill dad who commands the cookout, the barbecue grandpa who answers to no one at the grill, or any pitmaster who runs a tight backyard. Makes a great gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or grilling season for the man in charge of the flames.
Description: Reproduction: What it would be like if Arnold Schwarzenegger played DC Comics' Sgt. Rock character on screen.
Arnold Schwarzenegger | Sgt. Rock | Franklin Rock | Sergeant Rock | Sarge Rock | The Rock | DC Comics | G.I. Combat Hat
by T-Shirts
$12 $19
Description: A black background with gold lettering and emblems. At the top, arched text reads "UNITED STATES ARMY". Below this are gold chevrons, indicating rank. Centered beneath the chevrons is a gold star within a laurel wreath. Arched below the wreath are the words "COMMAND SERGEANT MAJOR" and below that, "RETIRED".
United States Army Command Sergeant Major Retired Chevrons Hat
by liquiditynationsquad
$12 $19
Description: Sergeant Major is a senior non commissioned rank or appointment in many militaries around the world. In Commonwealth countries, Sergeants Major are usually appointments held by senior non-commissioned officers or warrant officers. In the United States, there are various degrees of Sergeant Major (Command Sergeant Major (CSM), Sergeant Major of the Army (SMA)), but they are all of the same paygrade.
Army - Battalion Command Sergeant Major Hat
by Military Insignia Clothing and Products
$12 $19
Description: A detailed retired Senior Master Sergeant design featuring a bold eagle and United States Air Force inspired rank emblem. A distinguished choice for retired Air Force senior master sergeants, veterans, military families, and retirement gift occasions.
Retired Senior Master Sergeant United States Air Force Eagle Emblem Hat
by MellowKrakenStudio
$12 $19
Description: Dive into the legendary sound of post-punk with this striking design, celebrating the timeless artistry of Echo & The Bunnymen. Featuring a distressed graphic and referencing their iconic compilation 'More Songs To Learn & Sing' with a speculative 2026 twist, this piece is a must-have for dedicated fans. Showcase your passion for one of music's most influential bands and their enduring legacy. This exclusive apparel is perfect for anyone who reveres the unique style and profound lyrical depth of Echo And Bunny Men.
Description: Nostalgic design inspired by the whimsical world of Richard Scarry, featuring Sergeant Murphy and Lowly Worm on a motorcycle. Perfect for longtime fans of classic children's illustrations and retro cartoon art.
Richard Scarry Sergeant Murphy Motorcycle, Lowly Worm Sidecar Hat
by seat.bythewindow
$12 $19
Description: This design celebrates the military and veteran community, especially drill sergeants and instructors. Featuring the bold statement, "Don't Make Me Use My Drill Sergeant Voice," it resonates with those who command respect and have a military background.
Don't Make Me Use My Drill Sergeant Voice Military Veteran Instructor Hat
by Rachaelrodgerse
$12 $19
Description: Hilarious 1970s nostalgia graphic featuring a distressed, messy raccoon struggling to eat a dripping, soggy soup sandwich, flanked by classic military slang: "You're Ate Up Like A Soup Sandwich... About As Useful As A Football Bat." Perfect for veterans, trash panda lovers, and fans of colorful vintage insults.
Ate Up Like A Soup Sandwich - 1970s Retro Raccoon Insult Hat
by Fisheyed Graphics
$12 $19
Description: The burgers are burning. The mosquitoes have flanked him. He is operating on smoke fumes and an expired can of bug spray. "Grill Sergeant: Currently Fighting a Two-Front War (Burger Burnout & Mosquito Attack)" is the design for the dad or grandpa who has been voluntold to feed 20 people in 90-degree heat and is doing it anyway — with military commitment and zero backup.
Grill Sergeant – Two-Front War Burger Burnout Mosquito Attack Funny BBQ Dad Grillmaster Humor Art Hat
by Luminari Creations
$12 $19
Description: A sergeant first class is typically assigned as a platoon sergeant at the company level or battalion operations non-commissioned officer in charge at the battalion level, but may also hold other positions depending on the type of unit. In a combat arms role, a sergeant first class is typically in charge of from 18 soldiers and four tanks in an armor platoon to 40 soldiers in a rifle platoon. A sergeant first class's primary responsibilities are tactical logistics, tactical casualty evacuations, and serving as the senior tactical adviser to the platoon leader.
Sergeant First Class - SFC - Retired - Fort Benning, GA Hat
by Military Insignia Clothing and Products
$12 $19
Description: Sergeant First Class (SFC) is the seventh enlisted rank (E-7) in the U.S. Army, ranking above staff sergeant (E-6) and below master sergeant and first sergeant (E-8), and is the first non-commissioned officer rank designated as a senior non-commissioned officer (SNCO)
US Army - Sergeant First Class Hat
by Military Insignia Clothing and Products
$12 $19
Description: Dive into the legendary sound of post-punk with this striking design, celebrating the timeless artistry of Echo & The Bunnymen. Featuring a distressed graphic and referencing their iconic compilation 'More Songs To Learn & Sing' with a speculative 2026 twist, this piece is a must-have for dedicated fans. Showcase your passion for one of music's most influential bands and their enduring legacy. This exclusive apparel is perfect for anyone who reveres the unique style and profound lyrical depth of Echo And Bunny Men.
