Sql Hats
Description: The ultimate database query for the chronically unmotivated developer! This funny, minimalist SQL design reads: DELETE FROM to_do_list WHERE motivation IS NULL;. With its colorful syntax highlighting (red, blue, green, yellow, and magenta), it perfectly mimics an actual database command—but delivers the hilarious punchline of wiping out a to-do list when the drive runs out. The perfect relatable gift for database administrators, software engineers, backend developers, and anyone who has ever abandoned their productivity tracker.
Description: A pixelated, ugly sweater-style holiday graphic with a black background. It features a pixelated Santa Claus head, snowflakes, and green pixelated trees. The text reads "he's making a table, he's sorting it twice." Below Santa, a SQL query is displayed: "SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behaviour = 'nice';". The top and bottom borders have a repeating pattern of red hearts and green trees.
Santa Claus He's Making A Table He's Sorting It Twice SQL Query Ugly Sweater Style Hat
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$12 $19
Description: A humorous design based on how a cat owner who is also a programmer can fix their software bugs by feeding them to their cat! The design features typography with the following text "A cat owner's guide to debugging: SELECT bugs FROM code LEFT JOIN cats ON bug.fixID = cat.eatbugID" as well as a Kaomoji cat (a vertically typed Japanese text based emoji).
Cat Owner's Guide to Debugging | Kaomoji SQL Programming Black Hat
by aRtVerse
$12 $19
Description: a sql query goes into a bar and walks up to two tables and asks... "can i join you?"
a sql query goes into a bar and walks up to two tables and asks... "can i join you?" Hat
by desarts
$12 $19
Description: Colorful data analysis and science outline. Wonderful design perfect for people who love analyzing data and programming. Grab this design as a birthday gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, sister, or brother who loves all tech stuff. The design is great for any occasion in the programming and data analysis or science world, or just for fun.
Description: Colorful data analysis and science outline. Wonderful design perfect for people who love analyzing data and programming. Grab this design as a birthday gift for your girlfriend, boyfriend, sister, or brother who loves all tech stuff. The design is great for any occasion in the programming and data analysis or science world, or just for fun.
