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Description: His real name is Hector X. Delgado, and he was born in Chula Vista, California and is of Hispanic ancestry. Shipwreck grew up near the San Diego Navy Yards and enlisted in the Navy at sixteen after getting permission from his parents. In the two-part Sunbow episode "There's No Place Like Springfield", he revealed he lied about being the minimum age of seventeen in order to join.
Description: Cobra Commander is a fanatical leader who rules with an iron fist and demands total loyalty or allegiance. His objective is total control of the world's governments, people, wealth, and resources, brought about by revolution and chaos. He is believed to have personally led uprisings in the Middle East, Southeast Asia, and other areas, while being held responsible for kidnapping scientists, businessmen, and military leaders, forcing them to reveal their top-level secrets.
Description: Ye come seekin’ adventure and salty old pirates, eh? Sure, you come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mates, and hold on tight—with both hands, if you please. There be squalls ahead! And Davy Jones waiting for them what don’t obey. The classic Disney attraction on stuff for you to buy! Check my profile for other color options.
Description: Feast your eyes on the ONLY t-shirt guaranteed to end conversations! Behold the majestic, the magnificent, the UNDENIABLE "Fun Fact: Your Mom"! This sartorial masterpiece doesn't just start friendly fires, it extinguishes them with a single, glorious glance. Don't just wear a shirt; wear a punchline. Own the power. Own the legend. You NEED this in your drawer, or are you not truly living? A RainingSpiders.com Exclusive Design
Description: "Once upon a midnight dreary..." over a shaded sketch of Edgar Allan Poe with "I pondered your mom." underneath.
I Pondered Your Mom - Funny Edgar Allan Poe - Once Upon A Midnight Dreary Hat
by Say What You Feel
$19
