Functioning Hoodies
Wildly Unprepared For The Day Ahead Adult Life Chaos Hoodie
by Anticorporati
$35 $42
Description: This functioning adult is a perfect presidential candidate! They are sane, functioning, and reasonable. Moreover, they deeply understand the meaning of freedom and equality. The design is made in the famous Hope poster style and features the most beloved candidate ever—the cat!
Description: A playful lettering design in tones of brown and cream featuring the phrase "Barely Functioning" alongside an illustration of a hand making a positive affirmation. This artwork serves as an uplifting reminder for individuals who may feel exhausted but remain resilient in their endeavors.
I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High Functioning Sociopath Hoodie
by Meta Cortex
$35 $42
Description: A bold and funny retro comic style design featuring a confident woman with sunglasses, an axe, and hilarious adulting survival vibes. Perfect for people who are doing their best to function, fans of sarcastic humor, stressed adults, coworkers, busy moms, and anyone surviving everyday chaos with attitude. A fun gift for friends, office workers, burnout survivors, and lovers of witty retro graphic art.
Description: HIGH-FUNCTIONING TRAINWRECK. Somehow holding it together while everything is quietly falling apart. A sarcastic, self-deprecating design for people who look functional from a distance.
High-Functioning Trainwreck — Funny Sarcastic Self Deprecating Quote Hoodie
by cranky store
$35 $42
Description: "The Accountant" is an action thriller starring Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff, a brilliant accountant with high-functioning autism who moonlights as a deadly assassin. The film follows Wolff as he takes on a legitimate client while also working for criminal organizations, leading to a dangerous situation when he gets too close to a large financial discrepancy.
Having a functioning pancreas is too mainstream-diabetes diabetic insulin Hoodie
by papillon
$35 $42
Description: I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise - Mark Corrigan quote, Peep Show
I'm just a normal functioning member of the human race Hoodie
by BobbyShaftoe
$35 $42