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Funny goose : Might have to call in silly today Hoodie

Description: This adorable duck in a puffy red jacket has officially shut down for maintenance. With an "Out of Order" sign taped to its chest and a gentle "Try Again Tomorrow" below, this is the spirit animal of every overwhelmed parent, overstimulated introvert, burned out healthcare worker, and anyone running on two hours of sleep and sheer spite. The perfect present for exhausted moms, tired dads, overworked teachers, drained social workers, stressed grad students, and anyone who has ever replied "I'm fine" while clearly not fine at all. Ideal as a self care reminder gift, therapy humor shirt, ADHD awareness present, anxiety merch, depression humor tee, chronic fatigue solidarity shirt, or just an honest outfit for when your social battery hits zero

Tags: burnout humor, call in silly, funny, funny duck puffer jacket, funny goose
Might Have To Call In Silly Today Funny Goose Cozy Meme Hoodie

Description: Breaking news from Channel Morning 7: all responsibilities have been officially canceled due to silly. This cozy duck wrapped in a puffy winter jacket with a warm cup of coffee is your spirit animal on every Monday morning, snow day, work from home Wednesday, and duvet day you've ever dreamed of taking. The perfect gift for procrastinators, nap enthusiasts, remote workers, freelancers, night owls who hate mornings, and anyone who has ever seriously considered faking a cough on a Teams call. Ideal as a birthday present, Christmas stocking stuffer, Secret Santa pick, White Elephant gift, care package addition, or just a treat for yourself because you deserve it. For fans of absurd animal memes, cozy aesthetic art, goblincore vibes, cottagecor

Tags: burnout humor, call in silly, funny, funny duck puffer jacket, funny goose
1% Running on Luck Hoodie
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Description: Running on 1% but still going. A simple, funny design for anyone who refuses to quit.

Tags: 1 percent battery, almost empty, barely functioning, battery life, funny tech

1% Running on Luck Hoodie

by Rhys Dalton Studio

$32 $42

Funny Raccoon Functioning But Barely Coffee Meme Hoodie
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Description: Get ready to start your day with a chuckle with the Funny Raccoon Functioning But Barely Coffee Meme. This coffee mug is sure to bring a smile with its humorous design featuring a quirky raccoon and quirky saying. Perfect for any coffee lover who enjoys a touch of humor with their morning brew.

Tags: animal, barely, chuckle, coffee meme, cute
My Executive is not Functioning Hoodie
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Description: lettering says "My executive is not functioning" with the words "executive" and "functioning" in large block letters filled with a colorful watercolor effect.

Tags: add, autism, executive dysfunction, pda

My Executive is not Functioning Hoodie

by I Create Myself

$32 $42

I Don’t Do Functioning Labels Hoodie

Description: Tired of people thinking you’re SuperCrip because you’re ‘high-functioning’? Sick of people underestimating you because you’re ‘low-functioning’? ’Then this shirt is for you. Functioning labels don’t accurately describe people’s support needs.

Tags: disability activism, disability identity, disability, disabled, functioning labels

I Don’t Do Functioning Labels Hoodie

by HipCrip Designs

$32 $42

Barely Functioning by Tobe Fonseca Hoodie
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Description: A playful lettering design in tones of brown and cream featuring the phrase "Barely Functioning" alongside an illustration of a hand making a positive affirmation. This artwork serves as an uplifting reminder for individuals who may feel exhausted but remain resilient in their endeavors.

Tags: barely functioning, barely functioning gifts, dysfunctionality, funny, funny gifts
Functioning Barely Funny Coffee Cat Sarcastic Morning Hoodie
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Description: Functioning Barely Funny Coffee Cat Sarcastic Morning Perfect for busy mornings, sleepy students, and feline lovers who need a strong brew to start their day.

Tags: barely functioning, burnout, caffeine, cat, coffee
High-Functioning sociopath (White) Hoodie
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Tags: 221b, baker street, benedict cumberbatch, high functioning sociopath, holmes
Warning: High Functioning Sociopath Hoodie
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Description: Do your research.

Tags: popular
It's Real Hoodie
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Description: Getting out of bed, going to work, taking care of children, maintaining relationships, doing chores, etc. does NOT mean that someone isn't dealing with depression.

Tags: depression awareness, depression survivor, high functioning, persistent depressive disorder, mental illness

It's Real Hoodie

by KickingAssandTakingMeds

$32 $42

I'm not a Psychopath, I'm a High Functioning Sociopath Hoodie
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Description: Do your research.

Tags: john watson, 221b, im a high functioning sociopath, benedict cumberbatch, moriarty
High Functioning Sociopath Hoodie

Description: 'You're a psychopath.' 'High Functioning sociopath, with your number.' The white splatter version of "High Functioning Sociopath" design.

Tags: sherlock holmes gift, gift for her woman, best christmas gifts for dad, sherlock holmes, sherlockian

High Functioning Sociopath Hoodie

by Sarah's Simulacrum

$32 $42

That’s High Functioning Anxiety folks! Hoodie
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Description: Relatable, fun. Retro, you need it.

Tags: retro, anxious, vintage, heart
High-Functioning Sociopath Hoodie
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Description: Sherlock, of course.

Tags: benedict cumberbatch
i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want? Hoodie

Description: i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want?

Tags: adulting is hard, barely functioning adult, did the minimum today, functioning human, low bar adulting
Funny Adulting Survival Retro Comic Woman Gift Hoodie
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Description: A bold and funny retro comic style design featuring a confident woman with sunglasses, an axe, and hilarious adulting survival vibes. Perfect for people who are doing their best to function, fans of sarcastic humor, stressed adults, coworkers, busy moms, and anyone surviving everyday chaos with attitude. A fun gift for friends, office workers, burnout survivors, and lovers of witty retro graphic art.

Tags: adulting, burnout humor, functioning adult, functioning adult meme, funny adulting gift
i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want? Hoodie

Description: i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want?

Tags: adulting is hard, barely functioning adult, did the minimum today, functioning human, low bar adulting
Literally Any Responsible Adult Hoodie
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Description: A fake election logo for literally any responsible adult. This design perfect on a t-shirt, mug, or a phone case. It also makes a great gift for a teacher, a friend, or any of your loved ones!

Tags: presidential, resist, president, election, anyone

Literally Any Responsible Adult Hoodie

by EbukaAmadiObi19

$32 $42

Elizabeth Warren for president happy 2020 campaign Hoodie

Description: a short three word, president elizabeth warren, the future is female and it is in great hands

Tags: donald trump, feminism, never the less she persisted, womens rights, anti trump
Im Just WTF-ing My Way Through Life Adulting Vibes Hoodie
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Description: Somehow still functioning, do not ask how.

Tags: adulting, barely functioning, daily survival, existential joke, life struggle
Russia loves him Hoodie
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Description: This cute alien baby knows something .

Tags: make russia great again, prince of whales, anyone but trump 2020, anyone but trump, rule of law

Russia loves him Hoodie

by Yaman

$32 $42

Literally Hoodie
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Description: Literally!

Tags: 2020, adult, america, any, anyone

Literally Hoodie

by Word and Saying

$32 $42

Any Functioning Adult 2020 - Presidential Campaigning Hoodie

Description: Any Functioning Adult 2020 - Funny Presidential Campaigning

Tags: usa, us, american, america, presidential campaign
ZZZ Accounting Hoodie
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Description: "The Accountant" is an action thriller starring Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff, a brilliant accountant with high-functioning autism who moonlights as a deadly assassin. The film follows Wolff as he takes on a legitimate client while also working for criminal organizations, leading to a dangerous situation when he gets too close to a large financial discrepancy.

Tags: accountant, accounting, autism, ben affleck, christian wolff

ZZZ Accounting Hoodie

by MindsparkCreative

$32 $42

Today I Am Going To Give It My Some Hoodie

Description: Today I Am Going To Give It My Some

Tags: anti hustle culture, barely functioning human, energy conservation mode, exhaustion quote, funny realist design
Elect a functioning adult Hoodie
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Description: Please, any functioning adult will do

Tags: 2020, usa, election, republican, donald trump

Elect a functioning adult Hoodie

by ZombieNinjas

$32 $42

I Think I've Seized The Wrong Day Grumpy Vibes Hoodie

Description: Woke up and chose the wrong timeline.

Tags: anxious, bad day, barely functioning, burntout, dramatic
Pretending to be a Functioning Adult Is Exhausting. Hoodie
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Description: Funny - Pretending to be a Functioning Adult Is Exhausting.

Tags: funnytee, humor, funny slogan, funny quote, satire
Fake It 'Til You Make It Cynical Sarcasm Hoodie

Description: If bluffing was a lifestyle, this is it.

Tags: adulting sucks, barely functioning, burnout, chaos, cynical
storm area 51 Hoodie
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Description: Not him again

Tags: election 2020 parody, prince of whales, anyone but trump, trump news today, save america

storm area 51 Hoodie

by Yaman

$32 $42

Having a functioning pancreas is too mainstream-diabetes diabetic insulin Hoodie
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Tags: diabetes education, useless pancreas, pancreas, t1d, type 1 diabetes
funny 2020 Election Anti Trump Any Functioning Adult Hoodie
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Description: Great for any political fan whether they are a democrat or republican. Great for starting a debate for all political fanatics.

Tags: 2020 election, bernie sanders, bernie sanders 2020, bumper sticker, donkey
I'm Not a Hero, I'm A high Functioning Sociopath Hoodie
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Description: "I'm Not a Hero, I'm A high Functioning Sociopath".........was what Sherlock Holmes said right before he killed that jerk.

Tags: asber, asbergers, criminal, detecti, detective
Functioning Angerholic Hoodie
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Description: The first step is realizing!

Tags: anger, anger issues, anger management, stupid people, stupidity
Highly Anxious, Highly Functioning Hoodie
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Description: It takes a lot of work to cover that anxiety up!

Tags: anxious, mental health, self care, mental health support

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