My fourth most horrifying childhood nightmare was of visiting a neon-and-crosshatched demon motel. I tried to stand on the baseboards of the lobby, the way you might climb on the edge of a built-in tub, but kept slipping off. Before long, this little blue bastard bit my arm, and as I woke up, I felt a very vivid pain. Have you ever felt pain in a dream? Is that a thing? This is an illustration of the look and sense of portent in the dream. Recommend getting the orange one so the blue guy stands out, but you do you.
Tired? Life got you down? Is it a long day of paperwork ahead, or an endless night of cramming? Well guess who’s here to WAKE YOU TH %$@# UP. Ignore the uncontrollable shaking. That’s just the pure awesomeness* that caffeine bestows upon the worthy! *(If awesomeness persists, please consult a doctor.)
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