Programming Hoodies
Description: A black background with white, bold, sans-serif text. The text reads 'CYBERSECURITY IS LIKE AN ONION. THERE'S LAYERS, AND AT SOME POINT YOU START TO CRY.' The text is arranged in five lines.
Cybersecurity is Like An Onion Layers, And At Some Point You Start To Cry Hoodie
by Stunt Studio
$42
Description: Newer isn’t always better. This battle-tested human developer may be considered legacy technology, but the system is stable, the uptime is legendary, and production is still running. Meanwhile, the shiny new AI coding agents are stuck loading, throwing token errors, and generating questionable output. A retro technology design for experienced programmers, software engineers, system administrators, old-school coders, and dependable humans who refuse to be deprecated. Do not deprecate. Still in production.
Human Developer — Legacy, But Stable Hoodie
by Todd Henderson Maker & Übergeek Extraordinaire
$42
Description: A monochrome composition featuring a silhouette of a person speaking with speech bubbles. The text "Don't Just TALK!" is prominently displayed above. Below, "SHOW ME THE CODE" is presented within a framed structure that mimics a code editor, including a code snippet and the text tags "."
Description: A linear sequence of simple white line icons on a black background. It begins with a steaming coffee cup, followed by arrows indicating progression to code brackets "", then a dollar sign "$", and finally a steaming disposable coffee cup. A curved arrow cycle represents the repetition from money back to coffee.
Description: A dark background displays lines of code featuring the words 'human' and 'robot' in different colors, indicating a programming context. The code includes conditional statements and variable assignments such as 'human==>riquer({' and 'rouble="we.e"ctepr(()'. Numbered markers appear on the left side.
Description: Bold, capital text on a black background. The first line reads "WEEKS OF" in white. The second line reads "CODING" in red. The third line reads "CAN SAVE" in white. The fourth line reads "HOURS OF" in white. The fifth line reads "PLANING" in red. The text is centrally aligned.
Description: A minimalist, monochrome graphic depicting a cycle. It starts with a steaming coffee cup, followed by an arrow pointing to code symbols, another arrow leading to a dollar sign, and a final arrow looping back to the coffee cup. This represents the relationship between coffee, coding, and earnings.
