Captain Howdy has been in the ouija board business since 1973. Having crossed over from the underworld into our physical reality, the Captain instantly recognised a neglected market for contacting the dearly departed. So he set about manufacturing the only 100%-guaranteed-to-work ouija board for the whole family and in the process, exposed a generation to decades of demonic possession. As the old advertisement once said: “Thanks Captain Howdy!
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Captain Howdy will come into your home. Captain Howdy doesn’t require an invitation. Captain Howdy will speak through occult tools like ouija board, but he’s gonna wanna little bit more. Captain Howdy wants your soul. Captain Howdy wants to use your body as his demon host, contorting you in ways that will make it impossible for you to keep food down. Captain Howdy will attempt to convince you he is your friend. Captain Howdy is not your friend.
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"I think the point is to make us despair. To see ourselves as... animal and ugly. To make us reject the possibility that God could love us." - The Exorcist, 1973 To send pictures of the shit you bought (or pictures of your cat), fire up your internet machine to contact the Cat Lady at: E-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org or Twitter: @cookiecatlady
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