In the book: "Rule Number Two: the living usually won't see the dead". Adam: 'Won't' or 'can't'? Barbara: It just says 'won't'. God, this book is so stupid. I can't understand anything in it. [Adam takes the book and closes it] Adam: Barb, honey... we're dead. I don't think we have very much to worry about anymore.
Tags: halloween, betelgeuse-bio-exorcist, betelgeuse, lydia, burton
What I love about the Celtic style is that it conveys a sense of mystery. Like the artwork depicts something ancient and lost to time and history. That's why I think the Krampus is a perfect character to be portrayed in a Celtic style. The history of Krampus, as with most folklore, is shrouded in a past that isn't totally clear, and yet, it's presence continues to be known into contemporary times. This version, to me, looks kind of like a Tarot card. It's more simplistic and two-dimensional, but it's meaning implies centuries of history and hidden meaning.
Tags: merry-krampus, krampuskarten, krampuslauf, creepy-christmas, krampusnacht
"Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?"
Tags: timburton, lydia, sandworms, beetlegeuse, beetle-juice
Step right up folks to the scariest strip club in the afterlife! It's Dante's Inferno Room! Unwind with a rubdown from one of our death-panel certified massage therrorists! Or enjoy a lap dance from the bottom half of a magician's assistant, just don't say the word "saw!" Seriously though, she may only be the lower half of a woman, but she can kick and her shoes are pointy. Worried about taking home a parting gift for the missus? Well don't you worry folks, because we have everything you need to take care of sexually transmitted demons. We'll send you home with antibiotics that will get rid of everything from bothersome parole officers to sandworms! But wait! There's more! If you mention the code "Hoagiemouth" at the door, we'll give you a 20% diskcount! (That's where we spend 20 years counting all the America Online compact discs cluttering the world's landfills). So don't you hesitate your hell-raisin' hooves and trot on over to Dante's Inferno Room, where civil servants drink free on all days ending in J.
Tags: nerd, horror, 90s, movies, humor