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PROFESSIONAL SLEEPER Magnet

Sleep Magnet

designed and sold by  Expired Brain Juice

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0.5mm (20mil) flexible vinyl. Black magnetic backing strong enough to hold notes, photos, and drawings. Recommended for indoor use. Printed in the U.S.A.

This is the ultimate, high-status career rebrand for anyone who has completely mastered the art of doing absolutely nothing. It instantly transforms a chronic habit of missing alarms and taking multi-hour afternoon snoozes into an elite, highly specialized occupation, proudly declaring to the world that you aren't actually slacking off or avoiding your adult responsibilities—you are simply a dedicated corporate athlete operating at the absolute peak of your horizontal performance under a heavy blanket.

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0.5mm (20mil) flexible vinyl. Black magnetic backing strong enough to hold notes, photos, and drawings. Recommended for indoor use. Printed in the U.S.A. Learn More

We want you to love your order! If for any reason you don't, let us know and we’ll make things right.Learn More

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