Accident Magnets

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Description: This shirt features a funny quote that is sure to get a laugh from anyone who reads it. The quote, "You had me at 'we'll make it look like an accident,'" is printed in bold, white lettering on a black background, making it easy to read and hard to miss.

Description: He’s a master of the elements

Description: Bold, capitalized red text reads "ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN" arranged over three lines against a black background. The letters are large and blocky, with a slight textured appearance.

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Description: A sign split into two sections. The first section is white with a large outlined number 0. The second section is yellow and says, "DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT." Four mounting holes are visible in each corner. A black stripe borders the edge of the sign.

Description: A black background with bold, white, capitalized text arranged in four lines. The text reads "ACCIDENT" on the top line, "WAITING" on the second line, "TO" on the third line, and "HAPPEN" on the bottom line. The text is simple and direct.

Description: A black background with bold white sans-serif text arranged in three lines. The top line reads "ACCIDENT". A slanted white band overlays the bottom portion of the first line and the top portion of the second line, which reads "WAITING TO". The bottom line reads "HAPPEN". The text is angled upwards from left to right.

Description: A monochrome composition featuring four lines of text in a bold, sans-serif font on a solid black background. The text reads 'ACCIDENT' on the top line, 'WAITING' on the second, 'TO' on the third, and 'HAPPEN' on the bottom line. All text is in white, creating a stark contrast.

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Description: Blaise Pascal quote: Do not imagine that it is less an accident by which you find yourself master of the wealth which you possess, than that by which this man found himself king.

Description: Squirrel back off I’ve got enough to deal with today without having to make your death look like an accident

Description: A darkly comedic and unapologetic design for those days when your patience is at zero. Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of edge and isn't afraid to let others know they need to keep their distance.

Description: John Dewey quote: t is no accident that all democracies have put a high estimate upon education; that schooling has been their first care and enduring charge. Only through education can equality of opportunity be anything more than a phrase. Accidental inequalities of birth, wealth, and learning are always tending to restrict the opportunities of some as compared with those of others. Only free and continued education can counteract those forces which are always at work to restore, in however changed a form, feudal oligarchy. Democracy has to be born anew every generation, and education is its midwife.

Description: Ouch! Injured Stick Figure Accident Humor

Description: You Had Me At 'We'll Make It Look Like An Accident' funny sarcastic friendship humor. Best friend loyalty quote for partners in crime.

Description: Every workplace should have a sign that states "0 days since last accident" even if it isn't necessarily true. As long as employees realize it's just a joke and not to be taken seriously.

Description: For all you generic cola lovers out there.

Description: Bionic Woman Injury Accident

Description: Drive slowly, your family is waiting for you

Description: The evidence is literally in his hands. This hilarious Christmas design features one very offended gingerbread man on candy-cane crutches confronting the holiday culprit who couldn't resist taking a bite. With a guilty cookie thief, flying crumbs, an angry gingerbread victim, and plenty of Christmas attitude, this design is perfect for anyone who likes their holiday cheer served with a little sarcasm. Great for Christmas parties, ugly sweater season, cookie lovers, bakers, family gatherings, and anyone who knows that gingerbread cookies deserve better. Some Christmas crimes are impossible to hide.

Description: In The Event Of A Nuclear Accident Kiss Your Bros LGBT Design In The Event Of A Nuclear Accident LGBT Design A great LGBT pride design to show your support and pride for LGBT community. Various colors of pride flags of LGBTQ for supporting equality and love. Great designs for lesbians, gay, transgender, pansexual and bisexual people. A great design for bisexuals, design for lesbians, gay flag, pansexual design for transgender people. All people are equal and with this cool design your can show your pride and tell the world that you support equality, peace and love!

Description: Bring home this Bob Ross-inspired fanart is made for cozy souls, art lovers, and anyone who believes life looks better with a little more color.

Description: A cute and simple design made for all anime fans. If you like baka rabbits and jokes this is ideal for you. Perfect gift for friends and family.

Description: Bring home this Bob Ross-inspired fanart is made for cozy souls, art lovers, and anyone who believes life looks better with a little more color.

Description: Bring home this Bob Ross-inspired fanart is made for cozy souls, art lovers, and anyone who believes life looks better with a little more color.

Description: I'm An Electrician I Can Make It Look Like An Accident

Description: A funny Marcus quote that every awkward humor fan, online gamer, and deadpan joke lover will connect with because weird physical mishaps always sound top tier in voice chat. Great birthday gift for gamers, funny streamer quote present, or surprise for best friends who love absurd out of context humor and viral gaming clips.

Description: For the person whose love language is a little bit dark and a whole lot of mischief. This design is perfect for true crime fans who appreciate a perfectly timed (and slightly ominous) joke.

Description: whoops!

Description: Cute skeleton peeking over a Halloween jack o lantern pumpkin with bat. Funny Spooky By Accident quote!

Description: A humorous graphic for those who appreciate a laugh about life's little stumbles. Features a calendar icon with '0' days and the phrase 'DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT'. Wear your humor proudly!

Description: This graphic features bold, distressed text that reads '0 DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT'. A humorous and relatable design for those who've experienced a recent mishap. Perfect for anyone with a sense of humor about life's little accidents.

Description: Well, Shit... Humorous Design For Roller Skaters. This Skeleton Design Represents Roller Skating Accidents And Skater Humor. Perfect For Skaters Who Appreciate Dark Humor.